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Arktor

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[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Camwhore

Medal Ninja

So did FoL bumign each of its member a Sister to attack, or was the relative organization there pure coincidence?


markchd

Avatar: 12369 2010-01-24 16:26:11 -0500
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

Craves Power like it's Crystal Pepsi

Coincidence.

.

Maybe.

jpsteel

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Level 10 Emo Kid

Hello Kitty Underwear Aficionado

Arktor Posted:

So did FoL bumign each of its member a Sister to attack, or was the relative organization there pure coincidence?

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Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
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[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Ugh. I hope this weeks teem is a little less…FoL-heavy. XD

Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 edited this message on 03/19/2008 9:29PM

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Meursalt

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[Sisterhood of the -
Quivering Rose
]

Level 37 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

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Very difficult to maintain. Hardest part was staying at 30 to tie. Even then, we all ended up getting screwed at the same time and having 29Log in to see images!

o0-M00N_KriK-
37-0o

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

I screwed crovax all by my lonesome, because I’m a stupid whore Log in to see images!


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Skyreal

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8

Level 24 Camwhore

“The Lady is a Tramp”

Reportedly, you screwed a bunch of sisters as well. XD

Jwred5

Avatar: 24279 Mon Nov 24 22:12:21 -0500 2008
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Emo Kid

Pantsless Lord of the Sith

If you examine my pattern of card playing relative to the phases of the Kol moons and the number of clovers at the hermit, you may notice our strategic formula for who to attack… Or you may just give up in total confusion and bumume we attacked randomly. Log in to see images!


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Dante Kinkade

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[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 10 Emo Kid

TSB-positive

Lust Posted:

Lol, you and Eglath.

Actually, you guys managed to screw crovax out of tying with us for min scoops, that’s not cool Log in to see images!

Same thing was done to be they could have tied for min scoops but that **** decided they wanted to crush me. Log in to see images!


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crovax1234

Avatar: 4582 2010-02-23 19:23:15 -0500
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[Board of Directors]

Level 69 Troll

Gambling addict extraordinaire

o0-M00N_KriK37-0o Posted:

I screwed crovax all by my lonesome, because I’m a stupid whore Log in to see images!

See, you say that, but it wasn’t anything I couldn’t recover from. I got screwed by the clock ****up Log in to see images!

Bubo

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Level 18 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

crovax1234 Posted:

See, you say that, but it wasn’t anything I couldn’t recover from. I got screwed by the clock ****up Log in to see images!

I think a few people got screwed by the clock as well. Myself included. Log in to see images!


Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

Wait, let me get this straight…Chewbacca was a Wookie?


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Bubo

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4

Level 18 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

scullyangel Posted:

Wait, let me get this straight…Chewbacca was a Wookie?

Yes. Chewbacca was a Wookie, but he lived on the Planet Endor. If I may quote:

South Park Posted:

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I’m a lawyer defending a major record company, and I’m talkin’ about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you’re in that jury room deliberatin’ and conjugatin’ the Emancipation Proclamation, [approaches and softens] does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.


Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose

Virtual_Eyes

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[Sisterhood of the -
Quivering Rose
]

Level 13 Camwhore

Whiny, yet arrogant.

jpsteel Posted:

Maybe you should ask your spy Log in to see images!

Spy… singular? Log in to see images!

Lust

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[The Knights of LOL]

Level 18 Camwhore

Tubmail me for free flezz!! More mails = more flezz

crovax1234 Posted:

See, you say that, but it wasn’t anything I couldn’t recover from. I got screwed by the clock ****up Log in to see images!

Actually, look at your trophy count. It was a bug, so all five of us have the medals now Log in to see images!


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crovax1234

Avatar: 4582 2010-02-23 19:23:15 -0500
5

[Board of Directors]

Level 69 Troll

Gambling addict extraordinaire

Lust Posted:

Actually, look at your trophy count. It was a bug, so all five of us have the medals now Log in to see images!

I saw that! It made me happy. Also, I’ve already eaten three bumholes today in Dom.

(Note to self: Think of a way to word that last sentence better)

markchd

Avatar: 12369 2010-01-24 16:26:11 -0500
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

Craves Power like it's Crystal Pepsi

crovax1234 Posted:

I saw that! It made me happy. Also, I’ve already eaten three bumholes today in Dom.

(Note to self: Think of a way to word that last sentence better)

For instance: Performed analingus, got cornholed, had a card which removes 10 scoops dropped on me Had oral-anal intercourse 3 times before breakfast.Log in to see images! markchd edited this message on 03/20/2008 7:15PM

paco650

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“Pain in the ASCII”

The Problem With Women Today

Thursday, February 7, 2008

The Problem With Women Today

What in the Hell happened to women?!?

How did they go from this….

...to some thing that makes you want to puke…... as well as the most psychotic, dumbed down, violent, worthless, boozing STD infested whores in all of human history…

... in just one generation?

It all started with this really stupid

‘movement’ in the 1960’s called ‘feminism.’

Women were jealous of all the accomplishments of men, so they wanted to become more like men.

Unfortunately that required having actual interests, an inventive mind that is unique to men, hard work, accountability & responsibility, so Feminism shifted gears & started immediately pushing a new ‘agenda’…

There were other really stupid ‘movements’ that started in the 1960’s as well, such as the ‘Hippy Drug Movement.’

And we all know what drug use leads to…

...and this is what happened to women as well.

Women said they were ‘oppressed’ as if they just

couldn’t wait to do something like this…

...while in reality, this is what women really want in one form or another… Where they do nothing, yet everyone pays attention to them and practically worships them for… nothing.

Here’s why…

The truth is never politically incorrect, so what they didn’t teach you in school is that by their very genetic nature women are reactive, whereas men are proactive. And this natural fact has nothing with any social engineering of the past, present, or future. This is the real reason women have never done anything of any real world significance and never will. So, hopelessly unable to compete with men, feminism set about just lowering the standards of ‘acheivement.’ So despite all of their delusions and lip service, in their heart of hearts, women by their very nature are very, very lazy with no drive and really just want to lounge around and do nothing…

This is why more women today are like this than they ever were before feminism…

Dumbed down, diseased road whores.. not exactly marriage material- or any material for that matter. Sure, they look good, but feminism gave women ‘sexual freedom’.. & because men, by their very nature, are always ‘willing,’ you can only imagine where these women have been… so when you think of these women (or any of today’s women for that matter) think of this…

Still turned on?

Since Feminism began, women really have entered the workforce en mbume. This is an indisputable fact, but the images of the today’s working women we are constantly bombarded with in advertisements are those of the successful ‘career’ woman, as if every other woman is moving up the corporate ladder or vice president or a CEO, or owner of their own company with a ‘unique business approach’ and a ‘record of success’ that only a female is capable of because women are so much more intelligent because they woke up this morning…

Now welcome to the real world. This is what 97% of all of these mythical, ‘sophisticated’ post-feminist American women are really doing…

According to the Department of Labor statistics, the no.1 occupation for women in the U.S. in 2006 was secretary or office bumistant, with retail coming in at no. 2. There is only an extremely tiny, tiny percentage of female ‘professionals,’ i.e., doctors or attorneys, business owners, etc. The vast majority of women simply are not willing to make the sacrifice for these demanding professions, and also by their very nature as females, most women simply do not have any interest in science, law, technology, or business.

Why does the media do this?

Because no one wants to admit that not only was feminism a dismal failure, but a quantified disaster. Little known fact: Because of women entering the workplace en mbume in the 1980’s, the price of homes and vehicles EXPLODED. Why? Because people could charge more for homes and vehicles because working women created the dual income household. No one is going is going to ask 250K for a home if no one can afford it. So now women are forced to work, whether they want to or not, victims of the economy they created; 95% of them stuck in low paying, dead-end jobs that cause them to be depressed and go on psychiatric medication that cause weight gain, thus the reason for so many obese women in the U.S. today. Most men can no longer earn enough for a woman to stay at home because of the now diluted workplace… over crowded by women.

Portrait of modern female in the workplace

The media also always presents us with images of today’s post-feminist female as ethereal, beautiful, virtually genius and pure.. …but this is what today’s post-feminist woman really is….a kind of thing that is neither feminine nor masculine, while possessing none of the positive qualities of either.

Or we’re presented with images

of women as ‘strong leaders.’

But then this is the reality..

Today’s modern female is also shrill, confrontational, and constantly complaining. They are petty tyrant micromanagers with no accountability but always criticizing and blaming everyone around them, always ready to pounce on the least little verbal insinuation, while possessing all the finesse and charm of a jack hammer…

...or an open sewer…

And a very self-destructive false sense of superiority, yet ironically with no sense of self pride or shame.. So how did women develop this grossly distorted

and wildly delusional false sense of superiority?

First of all, women hear nothing except how brilliant they are and how they can do no wrong from men everyday, because men will tell women anything they want to hear in order to get down their pants.

Meanwhile, men are portrayed as idiot losers and fools every five seconds in our culture and the media. (This is the only way women can feel good about themselves because women today do not have any positive role models).

No… positive role models!

Also from a very early age, girls today are treated in school as superior, but with most all of the emphasis on self confidence, with little actual substantive input. This is all in order to ‘level the playing field,’ which has also been attempted by the gradual lowering of academic standards over the years to accommodate girls. “Girls are smarter because they are better behaved. Girls are smarter because they are prettier and because I say so. ”

Not to mention that girls learn the art of manipulation very early on.

As a result, today’s women are very crafty at getting what they want from a man or their female ‘connections,’ but have no corresponding intelligence to the world around them or any real world skills, and that is how they end up like this…

“Duhhhhh…..”

…or this… women who don’t know anything

and incredibly are actually proud of it..

“I don’t know if the world is flat or round,

and I don’t care.”

Can you even imagine what else she doesn’t know? This is poison to children to hear an adult speak like this, so children should be protected hearing or seeing this the same way you protect children from pornography.

Of course, today’s female will tell you she is

an ‘expert’ in women’s rights…

…but ask her when The Equal Rights Amendment

was pbumed and she’ll tell you, “the 70’s.”

(Pssst, the The Equal Rights Amendment was never pbumed! But it is very important not to tell women this, this is information is hidden in books and would upset their delicate delusion of superior intelligence.)

For some reason, women do not possess the mental faculty to grasp the fact that to succeed in a given field, you actually have to be interested in it!

…but to women all of this is boring.

We all know what the average woman’s

‘fields of interest’ are…

A group of women engaged in their favorite field of study.

After all, why on Earth would you want to learn

electrical engineering or auto mechanics

when you can just have a man do it for you?

Or engage in any serious field of study for

financial gain when you can just exploit lonely

men by obtaining their property through the

divorce court industry which constitutes legal fraud?

This photo was taken in 2002.

Today, she lives in the house

with their baby and her new

boyfriend, she just kicked him out

and got the house through

divorce court (of course) while

he can only afford to live in a

crappy apartment because he

now has to pay 700.00 a month

in child support- which almost

covers the entire mortgage payment-

what a coincidence! He’s a human

ATM machine. Isn’t that really neat? Anyone can see what’s going on here.

Another realm of today’s female’s false sense of

superiority is that of virtue and morality.

Women simply feel they are morally

superior because they are never held

accountable for their actions…

As if that isn’t psychotic enough, that is only where this rabbit hole begins… women today actually blame everyone else around them for their own horrendous actions…

“YOU are responsible for MY bad

behavior! Even if I drink too much

and screw seventeen guys all at

once… it’s all their fault!!! And as

my husband, it’s your fault I

cheated on you!”

Would you trust someone like this? Imagine being married to this..

...and this is virtually all women today.

In fact, one of the main reasons there is the illusion that only men commit crimes is because women are usually not punished or if they are it’s nothing more than a slap on the wrist. Only in the very most extreme cases will women be institutionalized. After Andrea Yates murdered all of her children,

72% of women polled stated that it was the

‘husband’s fault’ for leaving her alone at home

with the children… not only is this just bizarre,

it illustrates that women exist in an alternate

mental dimension that has nothing to do with

reality. We also know who not to leave with the

children now…

This is why it’s really quite comical to

hear a woman ever pbuming judgment on anyone,

for anything… ever. Women by their very

nature are amoral and wouldn’t know what

justice was if it crawled up their up

their bum and died. “I only know what’s right for

ME. What did you do for ME

today? What do I get, and when?

If you don’t do what I say, I find

you guilty.”

Women avoid accountability

by always playing the ‘victim.’

If ever caught doing anything

wrong, like first clbum

con-artists, women can go…

…from this…

....to this…

... in zero seconds flat…

... it’s the creepiest thing you will ever witness in

your life… & women do it every day.

While men are always not just held

accountable for their own actions,

but blamed for everything…

This creates a very dangerous atmosphere wherein men are always bumumed guilty even when they have done nothing wrong and can even be falsely accused by a woman without question..

Legally, women also have 100% of the decision

making power in regards to children,

while legally men have 0% power in this

regard. This situation further creates

a woefully artificial sense of moral superiority.

Because women legally have the right over

child birth based on biology, t sends the wrong message, implying women are better equiped

mentally for intelligent, important decisions in

regards to child rearing.

But in reality women make horrible decisions

regularly based on their ‘feelings’ and this is

particuliarly disasterous in regards to children,

thus all the ‘behavioral’ problems children have

today since fathers have been effectively

dismissed culturally and legally.

The inherent problem with Feminism from the very beginning and to this day is that implies that women can succeed and excel in life and in the world based solely on their gender, and they never could before simply because they were ‘oppressed.’ Feminism never stated, “if you work really, really hard, study, make great sacrifices, and dedicate yourself, then you will succeed.” (The way in which men succeed).

Instead, our society now makes the very least requirements from women, providing them with a litany of entitlements, handouts, hiring preferences, flex schedules, etc., wherein the world bends over backwards to enable women to be lame in every area of life.

As a result, the ‘new’ much vaunted ‘modern woman’ of the 21st century ironically is in reality devolving and regressing into a prehistoric, sub-human form …

You see, instead of improving, during the last 40 years, women have gradually invented their own separate world where what is considered ‘accomplishment’ has a completely alien definition.

A ‘up-is-down’ world where Oprah Winfrey, a woman of strictly average intelligence, reigns as the supreme intellectual. As a result, Oprah Winfrey may quite possibly be the most overrated human being in all of history.

Take a look at the new embodiment of the female definition of ‘accomplishment’:

Women are completely obsessed with Paris

Hilton and all the others like her are doing-

praising them as ‘heroes.’ This is why she & all

these women are constantly on TV & in the news

24hrs. a day. Meanwhile the real heroes like

this…

…are completely ignored. All the necessary people are completely taken for granted by women. That’s how sick all of this has become.

Paris Hilton’s contribution to the world…

Lindsey Lohan’s contribution to the world…

Joel Olseen’s wife’s contribution to the world…

… and about 90% of the rest

of the world’s female population

contribution to the world.

This why we now have abominations like this…

…or this…

... oh God…

Today’s women have disentegrated

into such a pathetic state that is so

bizarrely UN-natural, so perverse

and inhuman, that they are

self-destructing in front of our

very eyes.

Not only have women not improved in any way in the last forty years since the advent of feminism, the mindset has made them completely worthless as human beings.

Feminism is now officially a mental illness.

This psychological cancer

is allowed to continue unfettered because

women have successfully insulated themselves

collectively from any and all outside criticism

through political correctness and intimidation.

Try to point out the horrendous state of women

today & the response you will receive is,

“you just hate women.”

Of course this is nothing more than a shell game…

…and of course this is the lowest of the

sleaziest responses imaginable. It’s like

showing you this…

…and then you say, “that’s disgusting.”

Then I respond with, “you just hate toilets.”

At least this gives you an idea what you’re

dealing with.

You see, in this new century, criticizing

a woman for her bad behavior is now

actually considered ‘abuse…’

Today’s women have even rejected religion

and the church along with any concepts of

morality, good and evil as ‘repressive to

women,’ adopting ‘moral relevance,’ meaning

‘what ever I want to do is right.’ Everything

for women is secondary to Feminism, even

God. Feminism is, after all, the worship of self.

Frankensteins like Britney Spears are what girls look up to for role models, so one can only shudder imagining what hideous monsters the women of tomorrow will be like…

If feminism proved anything, it is what

happens when women are ‘liberated.’

Yes, women today have more ‘power,’

but the question is, “the power to

become what exactly?”

Now we know…

“I am most anxious to enlist everyone who can speak or write to join in checking this mad, wicked folly of ‘Women’s Rights’, with all its attendant horrors, on which her poor feeble sex is bent, forgetting every sense of womanly feelings and propriety. Feminists ought to get a good whipping. Were woman to ‘unsex’ themselves by claiming equality with men, they would become the most hateful, heathen and disgusting of beings, and would surely perish without male protection.”

— Queen Victoria, 1870

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Virtual_Eyes

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[Sisterhood of the -
Quivering Rose
]

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Whiny, yet arrogant.

****hole Posted:

tldr

QFT. Too lazy, didn’t read.

Virtual_Eyes edited this message on 03/20/2008 9:27PM
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