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|Sexual Innuendo in video games..i dont think it can get much worse than this..|
D’oh, stuck it in playing with ourseleves. x_xCrinkzPipe edited this message on 08/19/2009 2:43AM
|Posted On: 08/19/2009 2:43AM||View CrinkzPipe's Profile | #|
|Posted On: 08/19/2009 2:45AM||View Inertia's Profile | #|
Is it real?
|Posted On: 08/19/2009 2:54AM||View quangntenemy's Profile | #|
If by “is it real” you mean “is it a real game” yes it is. If you are quoting some thing from the video, i need to re-watch it.
|Posted On: 08/19/2009 2:56AM||View CrinkzPipe's Profile | #|
Wow… yeah, that’s pretty hard to view in an innocent mindframe there.
|Posted On: 08/19/2009 8:20AM||View Sergeant Cid's Profile | #|
Found one for €55 Log in to see images!
|Posted On: 08/19/2009 10:58AM||View Aldo_Anything's Profile | #|
is it possible to take that in a non pg-18 manner?
|Posted On: 08/19/2009 11:03AM||View NotAName's Profile | #|
Come on guys. It’s just a simple procedure. A man sticks a large object inside of a woman while she cries in pain but tells him to not stop. There’s nothing remotely sexual about that.
|Posted On: 08/19/2009 11:24AM||View lordofawesome's Profile | #|
im gonna help put it in her back next time. Log in to see images!
|Posted On: 08/19/2009 3:26PM||View jdwithavengeance...'s Profile | #|
Although, MC actually gets to bang her.
|Posted On: 08/19/2009 3:45PM||View Bill_Murray_Fan_...'s Profile | #|
What is this game rated?
|Posted On: 08/19/2009 6:18PM||View Joseph of Suburb...'s Profile | #|
It’s rated teen
For people too lazy to look in the youtube video to see the info.
Game: Ar tonelico: Melody of Elemia
LMAO look at the game cover
|Posted On: 08/19/2009 6:46PM||View CrinkzPipe's Profile | #|
Lol. What were you searching to find that?
|Posted On: 08/21/2009 8:41AM||View lulz pie's Profile | #|
lulz pie Posted:
Found it in a blog post on vgcats
|Posted On: 08/21/2009 6:56PM||View CrinkzPipe's Profile | #|
Why doesn’t she just say to wrap the life extender in some rubber first?
Anyway the sexual innuendos were intended.
|Posted On: 08/23/2009 4:53PM||View Balloon's Profile | #|
Revolver Ocelot: I LOVE to reload during a battle! There’s nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber…
It wouldn’t sound nearly as bad if his voiced wasn’t so hushed.
|Posted On: 08/23/2009 5:20PM||View Drakodan's Profile | #|
|Posted On: 08/23/2009 6:01PM||View AntiRules187's Profile | #|
The Elder Scrolls has the best, hands down:
The Lusty Argonian Maid
Act I, Scene II: Tiber Septim’s Chambers…
Lifts-Her-Tail: Your Majesty, my deepest, deepest regrets.
Septim: Oh, nevermind dear cherib. (He hastily throws an evening robe on.) [A pause] Perhaps oh Flower, you may lend aid to the Empire. For days, I have consulted with mages, physicians, and courtesans, but alas, my sword cannot stand up and has the penetration power of a rotting, damp swamp reed.
Lifts-Her-Tail: Does thou speak of what I believe?! Should you not consult a smith?
Septim: No crucible is so purifying, no forge blazes so.
Lifts-Her-Tail: You flatter me! You are the Emperor of Tamriel, whilst I am a mere maid.
Septim: Ha! You are more than that! I can feel that familiar stir! Come! Bend your back to the task, melt me in your crucible, and bring down your blows!
Narrator: Some hours pbum, amid cries of “O Tiber!” and “You strike harder than the orc smiths!” dominate the stage.
Lifts-Her-Tail: [a deep breath]...Your sword is far more sharp [another breath] ... and penetrating than your brother, though your son is as a mounted Nord lancer!
END OF ACT I, SCENE II
Act IV, Scene III, continued
Lifts-Her-Tail: Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.
Crantius Colto: Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?
Lifts-Her-Tail: I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.
Crantius Colto: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.
Lifts-Her-Tail: You embarrbum me, sir!
Crantius Colto: Fear not. You are safe here with me.
Lifts-Her-Tail: I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!
Crantius Colto: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.
Lifts-Her-Tail: But it is huge! It could take me all night!
Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
END OF ACT IV, SCENE III
Act V, Scene IV
The Solar of the Nevavarine’s Father
Narrator: An Old man, lonely and tired, sits by the warm fire, sipping on a quart of good ale. His name was Belisarius. His thoughts wander back to the days of prime, and to him, nothing pbumes faster than time. He remembers warring with the great houses of Morrowind and of fighting the occasional Nord incursion. If only he had a child to carry on his legacy.
Belisarius: Come here, good maid.
Lifts-Her-Tail: Yes master.
Belisarius: When did my kin bring you or your family to Morrowind?
Lifts-Her-Tail: I was sold to a Dunmer trader by the local chieftain. That elf wouldn’t take his eyes off me. I wish that I might have given him my body for my freedom. A scarf hid his face though. That was 20 years ago, before I arrived here but 2 years ago.
Belisarius: That elf was no trader, but a hired mercenary. Secondly, I want a son or daughter. Now, I must go plant my seed. After I reap the harvest in 9 months, you shall be free!
END OF ACT V, SCENE IV
|Posted On: 08/24/2009 9:45PM||View X - x's Profile | #|