...ok, here’s the deal. I have no credit card or american bank accout, or even (let’s face it) and money at all to spend on things that are vaguely useless. But i do have (you guessed it… quantum computer pics!

So, here comes my hacker moment. I am giving all you noobs a chance to participate in a real-live quantum auction. How much BP will ya gimme for quantum computer pics I’ve collected. Hell, i’ll even make them into videos… either the pics seperately or together

Bidding starts at 10BP, enough for episode 3 and an alt for my e-girlfriend (because I don’t have one irl), who has kindly authorised this whole thing (how nice of her). Bidding will close at 9pm (quantum time) on sunday night. (next sunday)

Pictures will be sent to your tubmail upon receipt of BP, as son as I can find a friend who will help me pick the sparkling quantum particles to send. I promise promise PROMISE not to scam the winner. YOU WILL SEE MY QUANTUM PICS!

P.S. if no one bids, i guess ill just have to make like an emo and slit my MacBook Air. if you want to, you can bid for the video of that… whatever floats your boat, you sick puppies…

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

i stopped reading at e-girlfriend. also wtf is quatnum comp thingy

A Quantum Computer is an emerging technology that places particles (QuBits) into a quantum superposition in order to have it be in two states at once. This allows for computations to be done at astronomical speed.

Well, that’s the very basic idea. They lose me on how exactly this is achieved.

quantumenergy Posted:

...ok, here’s the deal. I have no credit card or american bank accout, or even (let’s face it) and money at all to spend on things that are vaguely useless. But i do have (you guessed it… quantum computer pics!

So, here comes my hacker moment. I am giving all you noobs a chance to participate in a real-live quantum auction. How much BP will ya gimme for quantum computer pics I’ve collected. Hell, i’ll even make them into videos… either the pics seperately or together

Bidding starts at 10BP, enough for episode 3 and an alt for my e-girlfriend (because I don’t have one irl), who has kindly authorised this whole thing (how nice of her). Bidding will close at 9pm (quantum time) on sunday night. (next sunday)

Pictures will be sent to your tubmail upon receipt of BP, as son as I can find a friend who will help me pick the sparkling quantum particles to send. I promise promise PROMISE not to scam the winner. YOU WILL SEE MY QUANTUM PICS!

P.S. if no one bids, i guess ill just have to make like an emo and slit my MacBook Air. if you want to, you can bid for the video of that… whatever floats your boat, you sick puppies…

good imitation of that popsicles camwhore

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You are a valued member of the community and I respect you immensely good sir.

MC Banhammer Posted:

I don’t have 10 BP to send you, but I know how to get it. I have a fool-proof plan, it only requires a little start-up BP to get started. I’m the only one who can do it because the guy I need to run this by lives in my apartment building and he only trusts me (since I saved him from that angry hobo — no relation to ours).

So, you send me 3 BP, and in just one week, I will return it to you along with 7 others, keeping 10 for me. We BOTH win!

You have to hurry, he’s moving out tomorrow so I need the startup funds ASAP. Awaiting your response.

should have used the Nigerian lottery scam in my opinion.

MC Banhammer Posted:

Why would I do that? That’s a scam.

shh.. they dont have to know that.