The first half offers sweet sugar-coated goodness that appeals to the kid in you. The second half is healthy whole grain that appeals to the adult in you. The third half is mostly fat and appeals to the fran in you. The fourth half is gay and goes up your bum which appeals to fabulous person in you, probably because you’re getting bum****ed right now. After the fourth half we go into sudden death over time so the fifth half is full of razor blades which consequently appeals to the emo in you. The sixth half is filled with lolo whic doesn’t at all appeal to the mod in you, but who cares anyway **** that guy amiright? The seventh half is flavored with cardboard and is even more bland than the second half which appeals to the creativity in most of you… and the eighth half, well whoever heard of eight halves that’s just ridiculous.

Has anyone actually read this?

Raepdog Posted:

Has anyone actually read this?

JB did. It’s going to be in episode three now, thank you.

Celerysteve Posted:

The first half offers sweet sugar-coated goodness that appeals to the kid in you.

The second half is healthy whole grain that appeals to the adult in you.

The third half is mostly fat and appeals to the fran in you.

The fourth half is gay and goes up your bum which appeals to fabulous person in you, probably because you’re getting bum****ed right now.

After the fourth half we go into sudden death over time so the fifth half is full of razor blades which consequently appeals to the emo in you.

The sixth half is filled with lolo whic doesn’t at all appeal to the mod in you, but who cares anyway **** that guy amiright?

The seventh half is flavored with cardboard and is even more bland than the second half which appeals to the creativity in most of you…

and the eighth half, well whoever heard of eight halves that’s just ridiculous.

Raepdog Posted:

But you got kicked out of Apprentice for sucking.

Except no.

Nicco Posted:

Hey, Hey. Back off you filthy dog.

The only reason Celerysteve got kicked from the apprentice team is because JB is a huge fabulous person and wants Ep. 3 to suck harder than Ep. 1 and 2 combined.

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But to do that you would need Celerysteve!

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