Currently, there are 4 ‘Attack’ Cards (bumhole, Destroyer, Shotgun, Thief), 2 ‘Self-Help’ Cards (Modest Improvement, Switcheroo) and 1 ‘Reconnaissance’ Card (Peeping Tom).

This means you’re more likely to get ‘Attack’ cards than ‘Self-Help’ cards, which means that most Domination plays are going to be about screwing over other players. I’d like to suggest some cards that would keep a balanced gameplay but offer more strategy to the game.

‘The Mystery Leftovers‘ – Gain two random scoops for yourself (Combined with Switcheroos & Modest Improvements, it could make an interesting endgame for the Min Scoop Run, as well as to help defend against the random Shotgun from another player)

‘The Wall’ – Cancels the effect of the next card played on you by another player. Note: Only one ‘The Wall’ may be active at any one time. If you play a second ‘The Wall’ while the first is still active, it’s effects are lost. You can play a new ‘The Wall’ card immediately after the first has triggered and is no longer active. (You‘ve got a solid lead of about 40 scoops, but you just used Peeping Tom to find out that the guy with 3 scoops is packing 5 bumholes. Luckily for you, you‘ve got a couple of The Walls, so if you stay alert and pay attention during the endgame, you may just be able to keep your scoops and win the round.)

‘Mbum Chaos’ – By using this card, two random players (possibly even yourself) are selected, and a random flavor is chosen. Those two random players immediately swap scoop totals in that flavor. Note: Only one ‘The Mbum Chaos’ card can be purchased, per player per round. (So someone has found a legal way to work the system and ambum an insane amount of Chocolate Scoops? No worries! With this card, you might have a chance to screw with them… or it might just screw you or one of your buddies over. If you’re lucky, this card could change the game. If you’re unlucky, you may just have traded your 25 Lemon Scoops for Lil’ Abner’s one. But the mere existence of this card means that no one can ever be sure that they‘re safe.)

‘Take My Scoop, Please’ – This card, once played, ensures that any random scoops lost from attacks (such as from an bumhole or Shotgun) are taken from your most scoops first (I.e., your ‘Fave Flav‘). Specifically targeted attacks (such as Destroyer) still work normally, as would ‘Mbum Chaos’. Note that if your ‘Fave Flav’ changes for any reason, then this card simply follows over to the new flavor. (Many wonderful strategies could utilize this card)

’The Equalizer’ – This card serves but one purpose: to remove your opponent’s Domination Cards from their hand. For each ’The Equalizer’ you play on a chosen opponent, they will lose one random card from their hand. You cannot force a player to below 5 Cards, however. (Jesus Christ, that guy has 35 Domination Cards? What the hell, man? We’ve got to bring him down to size, so let’s team up!)

Just a few off the top of my head.

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I like the idea of somehow being able to choose between 2 different cards if you get 2 “bad” ones. The Switcheroo vs. Peeping Tom happened to me 3 ****ing times this round.