Buy Official Merchandise!
Forumwarz is the first "Massively Single-Player" online RPG completely built around Internet culture.

You are currently looking at Flamebate, our community forums. Players can discuss the game here, strategize, and role play as their characters.

You need to be logged in to post and to see the uncensored versions of these forums.

Log in or Learn about Forumwarz

Role Playing
Switch to Civil Discussion Role-Playing
Pr0n Who here is literate?

Virtual_Eyes

Avatar: Virtual_Eyes's Avatar
5

[Sisterhood of the -
Quivering Rose
]

Level 13 Camwhore

Whiny, yet arrogant.

Literacy is a good thing. If you feel differently, go **** yurself.

Log in to see images!

Also, go talk to this guy. He’ll hook you up with some porn.

Virtual_Eyes edited this message on 03/19/2008 1:03AM

Amp Zaphrix

Avatar: Middle Finger
2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Define literacy. I can type correctly in English, if that’s what you mean, but don’t expect extremely prolix posts.


Hey, I’m just playin’ the role. Really, I’m a nice guy at heart, just Tubmail me to find out.

On an epic quest to male reproductive organslap all emo kids into oblivion.

Bubo

Avatar: Denim Skirt
4

Level 18 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

Well, I’m a lite rate literate.

“I made radio! So I dared! Am I mad? Am I?”

– Fictionally attributed to Tesla by Spider Robinson


Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose

Pickled male reproductive organ-
bum

Avatar: Pickled Dickbutt's Avatar
47

[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

I never learned to read, I’m just a savant . Log in to see images!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Virtual_Eyes

Avatar: Virtual_Eyes's Avatar
5

[Sisterhood of the -
Quivering Rose
]

Level 13 Camwhore

Whiny, yet arrogant.

Velveteen Posted:

I never learned to read, I’m just a savant . Log in to see images!

Hot. [Grammar: Fragment]

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

Who here knows how to rehost images instead of ripping them directly from sites? Log in to see images!


Log in to see images!

Virtual_Eyes

Avatar: Virtual_Eyes's Avatar
5

[Sisterhood of the -
Quivering Rose
]

Level 13 Camwhore

Whiny, yet arrogant.

Ooh! I know this one! [imageshack.us]

Pickled male reproductive organ-
bum

Avatar: Pickled Dickbutt's Avatar
47

[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

flickr, photobuckt, etc…


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Virtual_Eyes

Avatar: Virtual_Eyes's Avatar
5

[Sisterhood of the -
Quivering Rose
]

Level 13 Camwhore

Whiny, yet arrogant.

Right. That’s not the point, though.

The point is that “bucket” is not spelled “buckt” unless it decides to go Web 2.0, in which case it can do whatever the **** it wants.

Virtual_Eyes edited this message on 03/19/2008 1:28AM

CreepPipe

Avatar: 4204 2010-01-24 16:18:28 -0500
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

MOOOOOS ARE BELOW ME

Artificial amateurs, aren’t at all amazing

Analytically, I bumault, animate things

Broken barriers bounded by the bomb beat

Buildings are broken, basically I’m bombarding

Casually create catastrophes, casualties

Cancelling cats got their canopies collapsing

Detonate a dime of dank daily doin dough

Demonstrations, Don Dada on the down low

Eatin other editors with each and every energetic

Epileptic episode, elevated etiquette

Furious fat fabulous fantastic

Flurries of funk felt feeding the fanatics

Gift got great global goods gone glorious

Gettin godly in his game with the goriest

Hit em high, hella height, historical

Hey holocaust hints hear ‘em holler at your homeboy

Imitators idolize, I intimidate

In a instant, I’ll rise in a irate state

Juiced on my jams like jheri curls jockin joints

Justly, it’s just me, writin my journals

Kindly I’m kindling all kinds of ink on

Karate kick type brits in my kingdom

Let me live a long life, lyrically lessons is

Learned lame louses just lose to my livery

My mind makes marvelous moves, mbumes

Marvel and move, many mock what I’ve mastered

fine upstanding member of societys nap knowin I’m nice naturally

Knack, never lack, make noise nationally

Operation, opposition, off, not optional

Out of sight, out of mind, wide beaming opticals

Perfected poem, powerful punchlines

Pummelling petty powder puffs in my prime

Quite quaint quotes keep quiet it’s Quannum

Quarrelers ain’t got a quarter of what we got uh

Really raw raps, risin up rapidly

Riding the rushing radioactivity

Super scientifical sound search sought

Silencing super fire saps that are soft

Tales ten times talented, too tough

Take that, challengers, get a tune up

Universal, unique untouched

Unadulterated, the raw uncut

Verb vice lord victorious valid

Violate vibes that are vain make em vanished

? well would a wise wordsmith just

Weaving up words weeded up, I’m a workshift

Xerox, my X-ray-diation holes extra large

X-height letters, and xylophone tones

Yellow back, yak mouth, young ones yaws

Yesterday’s lawn yards sell our (yawn?)

Zig zag zombies, zoomin to the zenith

Zero in zen thoughts, overzealous rhyme ZEA-LOTS!


Log in to see images!

Virtual_Eyes

Avatar: Virtual_Eyes's Avatar
5

[Sisterhood of the -
Quivering Rose
]

Level 13 Camwhore

Whiny, yet arrogant.

You are hereby banished from the Society of the Literate due to plagiarism.

Suzy

Avatar: Blonde Girl

Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

i like love reading forums and posting all this stuff about me and my love life, does that make me literate?

FAT HOT TOPI-
C DIVA

Avatar: Ron Paul

[PoE]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I WRITE FICTION WHERE I THROW YOU INTO A HOLE AND enjoy YOU AND ESTABLISH MYSELF AS YOUR SOLE REMAINING LINK TO HUMANITY

DOES THAT COUNT ****


GET READY FOR THE NEWEST REVOLUTION IN ATARI male reproductive organSUCKING

Annie

Avatar: Pink Dress

[Sisterhood of the -
Quivering Rose
]

Level 17 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

I like swimming on the coast. Does that make me littoral?

Neurotic Nin-
ja

Avatar: Emo Girl 2

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Let’s just say that if I chose to I could astound one and all with my great powers of literacy, but I really don’t care. After all, this is only a game, and as a game, whether or not the people playing it are literate is irrelevant.


no one can make you feel inferior without your consent, therefore, you must consent

Sancdar

Avatar: Sancdar's Avatar
35

[Team Shortbus]

Level 50 Camwhore

LCC club

The Cunning Linguists taught me that I’m quite cliterate. Does that count?


Log in to see images!

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

I tried reading my shampoo bottle once, but it hurt, so I stopped. Log in to see images!


Log in to see images!

Log in to see images!

Sancdar

Avatar: Sancdar's Avatar
35

[Team Shortbus]

Level 50 Camwhore

LCC club

Try Herbal Essences instead. Less Log in to see images!


Log in to see images!

Lucid Lulu

Avatar: Pink Dress
4

[The Ghebbernauts]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Sancdar Posted:

Try Herbal Essences instead. Less Log in to see images!

man ain’t that da thrroth!!! Log in to see images!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

pOOpey

Avatar: pOOpey's Avatar
4

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

I read a lot of fiction online… mostly guys claiming to have big male reproductive organs. I’d prefer to read an authentic biography, though. (Still about big male reproductive organs.)

Also, I sell books. In 2 & 1/2 languages. But that doesn’t proove much either. Lot’s of Log in to see images!

(Gee, let down stories much! Log in to see images!)

OO


I’m in Log in to see images! (And she’s tight!)

Internet Delay Chat
Have fun playing!
To chat with other players, you must Join Forumwarz or Log In now!