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[WeChall]

Level 22 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

I’m sure many here have played Nethack (those who haven’t, download it now, it’s free), and anyone who has probably has experienced a very interesting game every once in a while. So please share some interesting moments.

Tonight I decided to play it, and resumed a game from awhile ago, in which I was a monk. I was in Minetown, and for some reason I couldn’t get through a pbumage to the next area. So I decided to wander around Minetown and see what happens. The random number god seemed to hate me more than usual, because panthers, a ball of light that blinded me, which caused me to kill a nearby halfling by mistake, killer hornets, soldier ants, and a unicorn were spawned randomly in the town. I activated explorer mode when I was leaving, just to see what it did, and was able to get through the pbumage and into the next area. In the next area I slaughtered gnomes, got polymorphed into an elf, ended up being seduced by a nymph, and got stuck in a spike pit, crawled out, and fell into a regular one right next to it. All was fine until I crawled into a three room corridor and picked up a cursed rock I couldn’t drop. So I was stuck there, tried to dig my way out, but that only caused a rock to fall from the ceiling into the pit I dug, then prayed, which did nothing. Then I was constantly attacked by gnomes, elves, and wererats (which I transformed into several times afterwards). Eventually I just let myself die.

Gnonthgol

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Level 21 Hacker

“Buffer Overflower”

This one time I was about to get killed by some random creatures and decided I had to use the unknown scroll I was carrying. I was lucky and was teleported to a safe area, unfortunaly it was a teleport curse that teleported you to a random area after each action.

So there I was waiting for the curse to ware off and just teleporting around when I picked up a rare item automaticly. What are the odds right? But just as I pressed the next bumon I realized I was in a shop. I automaticly picked up the next pice of valuble item just as I was teleported far far away. Sweet, I just lifted a more riches then I have ever goten to see at before.

I steped one step to the right expecting to teleport again, it did not happen, the spell had wore off. But one of the doors in the room opened and in stepped three great gards. Apparently nethack dont like people steeling from their shops. With the heavy loot and the previously mentioned wounds I was an easy kill.

At least I died a very rich man.

cya

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
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[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

Should’ve turned off auto-pickup

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Everybody’s died by the male reproductive organatrice falling on you right? That one’s a clbumic. I know I have.

Gnonthgol

Avatar: Code (Green)
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Level 21 Hacker

“Buffer Overflower”

Chawin Posted:

Should’ve turned off auto-pickup

I was too lazy. But after that day, I always turned off auto-pickup. I altso saves time when your invetory is filling up.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
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[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

I never heard of it so I just tried it out. That’s about all I can say since this thread is in civil discussion…

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[WeChall]

Level 22 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

Celerysteve Posted:

I never heard of it so I just tried it out. That’s about all I can say since this thread is in civil discussion…

I’m going to bumume you suffered a YASD (yet another stupid death) or two. I recomend you check out the wiki, it has all you need to know about the game.

http://nethack.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page

I also recomend you try a run in Explorer mode (press shift+x in a game), when you die it gives you a prompt Die?(y/n), if you answer n, your character has his/her hitpoints reset. Basically it gives you free range to experiment.

zagerblag

Avatar: 102042 Wed Jun 03 22:55:29 -0400 2009
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[Board of Directors]

Level 35 Hacker

asdf

Gnonthgol Posted:

This one time I was about to get killed by some random creatures and decided I had to use the unknown scroll I was carrying. I was lucky and was teleported to a safe area, unfortunaly it was a teleport curse that teleported you to a random area after each action.

So there I was waiting for the curse to ware off and just teleporting around when I picked up a rare item automaticly. What are the odds right? But just as I pressed the next bumon I realized I was in a shop. I automaticly picked up the next pice of valuble item just as I was teleported far far away. Sweet, I just lifted a more riches then I have ever goten to see at before.

I steped one step to the right expecting to teleport again, it did not happen, the spell had wore off. But one of the doors in the room opened and in stepped three great gards. Apparently nethack dont like people steeling from their shops. With the heavy loot and the previously mentioned wounds I was an easy kill.

At least I died a very rich man.

No scroll does that. It sounds like you picked up teleportitis by eating something you shouldn’t have, like a leprechaun or a nymph. Teleportitis randomly teleports you (1/85 chance every turn). It also never wears off. With teleport control, it’s extremely useful. Without teleport control, it’s awful.

Nillo

Avatar: 13243 2015-07-21 17:58:06 -0400
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[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I suck dirty homeless guys male reproductive organs all night long

I’ve never played Nethack – pretty much the only two roguelikes I enjoy are ADOM and DoomRL. That said, yesterday I completed my first ultra ending (Avatar of Order) after more than five years of playing, which is pretty awesome.

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I had another character that was aiming for an ultra ending earlier, but I messed up and had to restart. The problem was that I couldn’t gain enough experience; I went through the quickling tree and ate everything so my base speed reached over 200 and caused my character to suffer extreme penalties to experience gain, which made it impossible to get to level 45 in order to receive the Filk quest from the bumbumin prince. This time I was a lot more careful. I made it a point to kill the Eternal Guardian several times in order to ensure that I had enough experience to proceed. I recommend the Eternal Guardian since he respawns when killed and does not have a ranged attack. It is trivial for a spellcaster with seven league boots to kill him any number of times. It is also worth casting Slow Monster on oneself right before slaying him to get a bigger reward.

cya

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
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[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

Nillo Posted:

I am God.

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ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

I’ve played several roguelikes and I have to agree with Nillo ADOM and DoomRL are my favs.

Congrats on your Ultra-Ending.

Thunder Scro-
tum

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[Disco Galactica]

Level 19 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

I pressed ‘q’ for ‘quaff’.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Nillo Posted:

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Am I the only one seeing Goatse in that picture?

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