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Boobs Why Germany Rocks!

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

1. Great Beer.

2. Fully nude Gymnastics on regular TV at night.

3. Really Great Beer.

4. The best lamb and veal I’ve ever tasted.

5. Really ****ing Great Beer!

6. Did I mention there’s fully nude gymnastics on TV at night! Seriously, I’m watching right now! It’s incredible!

 

More updates later on the greatness that is Germany.

Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2015-06-13 02:49:05 -0400
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

I’m sold.

FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

DSF is the best TV channel. Log in to see images!

You could also try ‘Das Vierte’ if you have it.

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

FalCoN Posted:

DSF is the best TV channel. Log in to see images!

You could also try ‘Das Vierte’ if you have it.

Go for 9Live – they have lesbians Log in to see images!

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

FalCoN Posted:

DSF is the best TV channel. Log in to see images!

You could also try ‘Das Vierte’ if you have it.

Thanks for the tip!

Why has this not caught on around the world? What the hell is wrong with the rest of us?

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Aldo_Anything Posted:

Go for 9Live – they have lesbians Log in to see images!

Oh dear lord, I may never go home…

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

I wish Germany would try and take over the world again so everyone could have good beer and tv

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Now they are showing strip limbo!

I may not understand what they’re saying, but it is still the best TV I have ever watched.

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
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Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

I have a sudden urge to watch German television.

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

7. Televised strip limbo. Yes, it’s as great as it sounds.

8. Another Gatz beer from yet another biergarten. (I think I spelled that right.)

Log in to see images!

 

to be continued…

FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

Oh yeah, then you’re watching DSF indeed. Which translates into ‘German Sports Television’, lol. You’ve been watching this, right:

http://fullshare.net/get/e278f89e00c0e58d744a59e9d773f787/dsf1.jpg

http://fullshare.net/get/ddae5747eb45f79a0df20de748136cd8/dsf2.jpg


Some good alternatives would have been ‘Das Vierte’ and ‘DMAX’:

http://fullshare.net/get/4d3a1448e5a27f94280256b76c035b7e/dasvierte1.jpg

http://fullshare.net/get/6d595cd8b0c3a6aa9b13ee9059a23472/dasvierte2.jpg

http://fullshare.net/get/5c07018ca24d169a3e51b0890747b9a5/dmax.jpg

Mod Edit: embedded nudity converted to links

FalCoN was banned for this post by spacekadt

FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

Another great option is ‘Pro Sieben’. There’s a feature with five hot chicks in bikinis being rated by some guys (e.g. rated for their mammary glands). And if you tell someone that you watched Pro7 last night, they won’t even know what’s going on. Log in to see images!

http://fullshare.net/get/7c4d3ce327a624679db1538e23dcd567/prosieben1.jpg

http://fullshare.net/get/05eeb18c12fc8026efdac0641458917c/prosieben2.jpg

Log in to see images!

Mod Edit: embedded nudity converted to links

Beta Romeo

Avatar: 114488 Sat Feb 07 19:20:46 -0500 2009
21

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 69 Re-Re

FalCoN Posted:

Another great option is ‘Pro Sieben’. There’s a feature with five hot chicks in bikinis being rated by some guys (e.g. rated for their mammary glands). And if you tell someone that you watched Pro7 last night, they won’t even know what’s going on. Log in to see images!

Log in to see images!

How can I get German TV over here?

Beta Romeo edited this message on 07/28/2009 8:37PM

megrimlock

Avatar: Middle Finger

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Heres to Germany. You just cant stay mad at them

Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2015-06-13 02:49:05 -0400
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

megrimlock Posted:

Heres to Germany. You just cant stay mad at them

Aldo has the Stuttgart Wine Festival to look forward to. I would add something to that, but I don’t wanna be banned today. Thank you very much.

Everybodykno-
ws

Avatar: Corset 2
14

[Sisterhood of the -
Quivering Rose
]

Level 30 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

also, KMFDM and Rammstein. for the literal rocking.

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Today’s additions:

 

9. 400 year old castles

10. Drinking beers in front of 400 year old castles.

11. Drinking beers on the ride back from seeing 400 year old castles.

12. Coming back to the hotel to find lesbian action waiting for me on TV.

13. Drinking more beers while watching lesbian action on public TV.

 

Log in to see images!

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

You’re welcome Log in to see images!

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Aldo_Anything Posted:

You’re welcome Log in to see images!

Danke vielmals!

Amy Rose

Avatar: 169456 Mon May 25 19:27:23 -0400 2009

Level 27 Permanoob

Im realy a lesbien with a male reproductive organ lolololol

Is that true? People saying that German LAMB and VEAL is the better in the world? It certainly is better than English cooking (well, anything is, in fact) but surely there are better things… Have you tried Armenian food?

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