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Contest Dr. Fiekenstein's Machine Versus Fortunato

Dr Fiekenste-
in

Avatar: 195302 Wed Jul 15 23:27:16 -0400 2009

Level 1 Re-Re

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Ze Vortunano…

ORIGINAL CONTEST DO NOT BAN ME PLEASE

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

This is a rap battle against fieken stein

got a chair made o leather and a desk of pine

that’s where I sit, while I compose my rhymes

Just because they’re antiques you wouldn’t say that I’m behind the times

Yo Mad Doc You rock My socks and underwear

Lightning storm it forms and you will take me there

Cold flesh made warm laid on the high table

throw the lever say you’re clever you know the fable

about the old man who wished to see the face of God

But unlike him your work involves a lightning rod

Give my creation life you howl madly

The villagers come sadly

it’s over all too soon

You gaze up to the moon

With a tear in your eye

The villagers cry

you will fry

You’re trapped in a tower and

the monster hates fire

they set it ablaze and

it will be your funeral pyre

(man, “fire” and “pyre”? nobody’s used that one before, no sir.)

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Dr Fiekenste-
in

Avatar: 195302 Wed Jul 15 23:27:16 -0400 2009

Level 1 Re-Re

DREADVULL…PERVAPS EVEN AROUZING…ZLIGHTLY…AHEM. VELL:

Againzt ze Forumvarz rap Finahlizt Fortumatzo ve can spare no merde. Zo, it is my pleazure to unveil ze ultimate module for ze RAPMATZO 5000: ze BEATMIXZAH 2:8 named for Jonah 2:8 “Thoze who cling to worthlezz idols vorveit ze grace zhat could be zheriz.” ZAT MEANS YOU WILL BE CRUSHED LIKE UNDER ZE FOOT OF ZE GOD. Vell, back to ze zcience. Ze beatmixah vill audomaticalzy add a beat and wocalz to any rap, improfing it by 100% or your money back gaurentea.

INGAH, THROW ZE SWITCH!

Inga

Avatar: 197182 Thu Jul 30 20:52:29 -0400 2009

[Fiekenstein Castle ]

Level 1 Re-Re

Throving da svitch!

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Dr Fiekenste-
in

Avatar: 195302 Wed Jul 15 23:27:16 -0400 2009

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Machine: (Rap)

Dr Fiekenste-
in

Avatar: 195302 Wed Jul 15 23:27:16 -0400 2009

Level 1 Re-Re

VAT I ZTEP OUT FOR ZE ONE ZEKHOUND AND ZOTHING ZETS DONE. VAT IS LOUS. I COME VACK AND VIND BOTH CHAINZCHEZ BEATZ MAI MAGENE AND ZERE IS NO PROGREZZ I AM VERY ANGRY. VERY MAD. VERY MAD. RAOR. LIKE TIGERZ I AM ANGREEN. I VILL GIVE ZIZ THREAD MY CLAUS.

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ZEE ZIS PACJOUR I HAVE FOUND ON ZE GOOGLE, IT EEZ ME. ROOWER. ROOOWER.

Inga

Avatar: 197182 Thu Jul 30 20:52:29 -0400 2009

[Fiekenstein Castle ]

Level 1 Re-Re

Vhere da shiny headed man? Inga thinks there something wrong with da shiny headed man with the voice that make the happy feelings in Ingas vajijay.

 

Dr Fiekenste-
in

Avatar: 195302 Wed Jul 15 23:27:16 -0400 2009

Level 1 Re-Re

Oh…vell…zat eggsplanes zat…

I know how to vix ziz zo! INGAH, VIRE ZE RAYGUN AT ZE ZHINY HEAD.

Inga

Avatar: 197182 Thu Jul 30 20:52:29 -0400 2009

[Fiekenstein Castle ]

Level 1 Re-Re

Firing da raygun!

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Dr Fiekenste-
in

Avatar: 195302 Wed Jul 15 23:27:16 -0400 2009

Level 1 Re-Re

YEZZZZZZZ

Dr Fiekenstein edited this message on 08/24/2009 10:45PM

( still quite expired, and still quite handsome. )

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Oh god I feel myself changing…

Inga

Avatar: 197182 Thu Jul 30 20:52:29 -0400 2009

[Fiekenstein Castle ]

Level 1 Re-Re

Oh know ve hit da dog that Raeps!

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Is that the moon?

-oh **** so soon!

My hair growing,

My rythms are flowing,

**** the rest ‘cause heres how its goin!

The Raepdog to The Raervulf,

A transformation has got to engulf-

Me to something bad,

****ing **** I’m getting mad!

Me and my alts will enjoy your thread,

The Raervulf will maybe skull **** yo’ head,

The blood is flowin in more places than one,

**** that **** the night’s just begun!

The moon is out and the beats are flowin’

All I see is read were Im going,

Hates surround like my mad sound!

**** I’ll drag you to the ground!

Blood, sweat, and even came,

I’ll leave yo private parts never the same!

Turn off the lights and unplug your phone,

Were about to enter the Raervulf Zone,

Don’t adjust that tv dial you ****ing pedophiles,

We are in controll of your screen,

Don’t you even try to scream!

The moon is gone Im changing back,

Stock up on silver bullets and a wooden stake,

Caus’e next time I ain’t givin you a break!

My rymes are done here is the sun,

Just wait because the Raervulf has just begun.

Fiekensteins-
Monster

Avatar: 197513 Fri Jul 24 21:51:39 -0400 2009

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 1 Re-Re

RAAAAPPP THREAD

MONSTER… RAP…

FIRE… BAAADDD!

FIRE FIRE… BAD BAD!

BAD FIRE BAAADDD!

Dr Fiekenste-
in

Avatar: 195302 Wed Jul 15 23:27:16 -0400 2009

Level 1 Re-Re

He’z alive….HE’Z ALIIIIVEEEEEEE

Quickly! We mussst all retreat to the cbumstle before those *OINK* villagers, with their fiRRRe and pitchforks, ssshow up. *Snort* Or the policcce. They might wonder why that corpssse is up WAAAlking around.

Ssseriously, Doc. We ssshould pRRRobably take the wARRRlking cadaver *squeal* and leave before we draw anymore attention to ourselvesss. Make hbumste to the cbumstle.

Or, we *snort* could loiter here long enough for me to *growl* kidnap sssome cute female HUUUman, and take her back to the moat.

Fiekensteins-
Monster

Avatar: 197513 Fri Jul 24 21:51:39 -0400 2009

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 1 Re-Re

WARG

FIRE BAD

MONSTER SAY

FIRE NOT GOOD

LIKE VILLAGE WAY

FIRE BAD

LIKE THE COLD

DON’T LIKE FIRE

FIRE BAD

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