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You should try getting an IRL sugar-daddy. |
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| Posted On: 07/19/2009 8:23PM |
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Celerysteve Posted:
She posted an additional picture with her face in the klan forum, but that was excluded here for some reason. But I agree. If someone wanted mammary glands they would search it in Google, not spend $15 for them. If you really want free BP, you are going to have to compete in contests or post in the free BP thread. |
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| Posted On: 07/19/2009 8:33PM |
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Hi there, sweetie.
You may not know me, but I have a decent reputation around here for being a super nice guy (and one who constantly has BP)
So, this is my counter offer –
Get pics. Tubmail a pic of your face while you’re holding up your plam (write Log in to see images! swine on your hand for proof). Then your mammary glands with the same written between them. (Two pictures total)
After this I will send you the ten BP. And you will never post in flamebate again.
Posting again will violate the terms of this agreement and we will have a moderator rectify you breaking our deal. |
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| Posted On: 07/19/2009 8:37PM |
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I’ll give her 3Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/19/2009 8:40PM |
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swine Posted:
I need you to retract that offer please good sir; it overbids the appeal of my own very reasonable offer, and is, I dare say, quite foolishly extravagant. |
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| Posted On: 07/19/2009 8:51PM |
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Celerysteve Posted:
I dare say, the very notion made my monocle fly off in disbelief. I am, quite frankly offering the lbum a better offer. She gets what she wants. I get my filthy, filthy smut. And the fwz community gets one less **** poster.
And she never has to take orders from her controlling boyfriend again.
My word! Child, come live with me. One of my maids, the latino one, has been getting rather uppity. Your boyfriend can’t hurt you here. |
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| Posted On: 07/19/2009 8:56PM |
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Swine u gotta get more for your cash dude, i suggest getting more dirty pics so you can post them all over flamebate fur lulz and thats muneyz well spent + she cant post to say **** after that cause of the deal xD |
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| Posted On: 07/19/2009 8:59PM |
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swine Posted:
I am with Celery Steve. The amount of crap that would spur from her posting after your deal is ridiculous. |
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| Posted On: 07/19/2009 9:00PM |
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Chronic-Boy Posted:
I was hoping no one would point this out. Have a little faith, I’m devious on my own.
I am a swell guy with no ulterior motives.
Log in to see images! swine edited this message on 07/19/2009 9:14PM |
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| Posted On: 07/19/2009 9:03PM |
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swine Posted:
I would never, ever, EVER! do anything like that. Ever. |
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| Posted On: 07/19/2009 9:06PM |
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swine can I come live with you plz |
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| Posted On: 07/19/2009 9:09PM |
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kittiejenn Posted:
Yes. Get in the van. |
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| Posted On: 07/19/2009 9:12PM |
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swine Posted:
Why you undercutting diabolical cad. That you would force this poor urchin into some forgoing pact is unchivalrous. Just wait till I tell this to the ladies civil reformation league at the parlor. |
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| Posted On: 07/19/2009 9:13PM |
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Celerysteve Posted:
Yes. Quite.
You go spend more time with the women folk. It’s where you feel more at home, I suppose. Me? I’ll be down at the gentlemens club. Drinking whiskey and smoking cigars. Drowning my troubles like a real man. |
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| Posted On: 07/19/2009 9:18PM |
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swine Posted:
Fair enough, ol’ boy. I would never question the fact you prefer a man’s company. |
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| Posted On: 07/19/2009 9:29PM |
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Celerysteve Posted:
What I do in the privacy of my bedchambers is between me, my lover, the livestock, the photographers, the plumber, and no one else.
Except the police. Apparently. And only occasionally. |
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| Posted On: 07/19/2009 9:34PM |
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my my, you little bunnies have been busy while i’ve been away Log in to see images!
celerysteve: if i take you up on your offer, does that mean i have to shave my legs? cos it’s winter, and im disinclined…
swine: Log in to see images!…marry me? if you do, we’ll need a priest, a great dane and 16 vestal virgins…
as for OP…ah well…there’s a whole week for you guys to have your fun, or alternatively, for some nice humanoid to take pity on a poor gel Log in to see images!
edited to look up goatse bunny emoticon burningpopsicles edited this message on 07/20/2009 11:46AM |
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| Posted On: 07/20/2009 11:45AM |
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oh yes, and my boyfriend was just reading this over my shoulder, and he says to tell you that this was all my idea. it WAS btw, but it’s so cute that he cares what people on the internet think Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/20/2009 12:38PM |
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swine Posted:
Sounds like a solid contract, minus the fact that she could post on her boy friend’s alt. Log in to see images! —————— Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/20/2009 12:54PM |
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Celerysteve Posted:
Hmmm shes a cross between a heroin addict and a car crash victim. |
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| Posted On: 07/20/2009 2:06PM |
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