Thanks everyone for their subs. I’m gonna need some time to deliberate, and I’ll post the results in here.

Later! Log in to see images!

We’ve narrowed it down to the top 20 individual entries and the Apprentice team is currently voting on it!

In the meantime, Fortunato went a little crazy and sent in some bonus material. It probably wouldn’t all fit into the IDC convo, but we thought it was funny:

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ET: Hey! Look everybody! I programmed it to show “Hello World!”

ET: Hello World

ET: Hello World

ET: Hello World

ET: Hello World

ET: Hello World

ET: Hello World

ET: Oh ****

ET: Hello World

ET: Hello World

ET: Hello World

ET: Hello World

ET: Guys

ET: Hello World

ET: Hello World

ET: how do I stop it

ET: Hello World

ET: Hello World

ET: Hello World

ET: Seriously

ET: Hello World

ET: Hello World

ET: Hello World

ET: How do I stop

ET: Hello World

ET: Hello World

Nicco: Stop or I ban.

ET: Hello World

ET: Hello World

ET: Hello World

ET: Hello World

ET: Hello World

EVIL TROUT was banned from IDC by NICCO for Excessive Spamming

Nicco: what a fabulous person

Shii Posted:

omfg I can’t BELIEVE I forgot to write one of these uuggghhhh

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@JB: have you received my tubmail? Or should I send it again?

:anxious:

Amy Rose Posted:

@JB: have you received my tubmail? Or should I send it again?

:anxious:

bookmarks -> tubmail -> sent.

if your message isn’t bold, he’s at least clicked it

Jalapeno Bootyhole back on Monday Posted:

We’ve narrowed it down to the top 20 individual entries and the Apprentice team is currently voting on it!

Hm? Oh, don’t mind me. I’m just wondering how long voting is going to stay open is all.

Sorry, someone banned me and I couldn’t post the results.

I’ll get around to it tomorrow, most likely.

Time for teh winrars!

Here’s how it worked: We sorted through all your entries. The entire Creative Workshop team was able to vote, although CZ employees were given extra votes.

Because some participants submitted a series of one-liners, they ended up with multiple entries available for voting, but it was anonymous to the Creative Workshop team.

Here are the Top Ten (plus one, for Honorably Mentioning the legendary Timmeh):

petkeeper18

BINGEBOT 2015: I just realized. I’m the most useless bot in Forumwarz. Even Excre-Bot 5000 does more work than me.

MC Banhammer

Evil Trout: you think they’ll buy the db corruption line again?

Fortunato

TUBSWEETIE: I AM DRNUK. ANY UNDERAGE PEOPLE HERE WHO WILL GO ON CAM WITH ME I WILL BAN PEOPLE IF YOU DO KINKY THINGS WHILE I WATCH

Aldo_Anything

Abdullah_Oblongata: I know don’t lurk too often lately, sorry for that, but I heard Binge is dead. True?

Aldo_Anything

Jalapeno Bootyhole: Ok I need somebody to ban that idiot for me, so it doesn’t look like I’m bumhurt (though for the record, I am pretty much)

petkeeper18

Invariel: Alright guys. I’ve finally created a script that plays Forumwarz for the user. They don’t even have to do anything.

MC Banhammer

Jalapeno Bootyhole: Just in case: I’ll ask the Apprentice team to update my resume. Log in to see images!

scully

BINGEBOT 2015: Sorry I’m late, had to pick up some Moosehead. Did you read the player suggestions? It’s all tl;dr. I think it would be cool if things were more random. Base it all on RNG every time a person logs in – we should theme week it.

Evil Trout: That is backburner stuff. I’m trying this new thing with Ruby, totally automating my RealDoll and integrating it with the Xbox 360.

Jalapeno Bootyhole: I don’t have time for this, ET. Can we get some users to help you? Just give them an E-Peen. Binge, did you drink all the beer? WTF, man.

Evil Trout: I don’t need dialog. I want ****-n-play action, but the mammary glands keep wobbling when I hit the “x” bumon and the vibration function isn’t working at all.

Jalapeno Bootyhole: So can we cut this meeting short? I have a date with the winner of the “Who wants to suck JB’s lovepole?” contest. We’re going to podcast the actual sucking while I answer questions. I hope Celerysteve wasn’t lying about being a chick. +1 MD

Fortunato

BB2: OK, the top players all recommend putting a cap on pistachio, so I’ve decided to add three flavas of scoops, put all players in one big bracket, then ignore any quantifiable measure of skill and bumign medals randomly to 10% of the active players every week. Do it, ET!

ShadyPixels

Evil Trout: Tubs, why were you so loose last night? I didn’t even need any lube!

Abdullah_Oblongata: Can we please get back to work? You still need to figure out how to get these people to write your content for you and charge them money…

Evil Trout: I care more about Tubs’ bum.

TUBSWEETIE: Me too.

MC Banhammer: Me three.

HONORABLE MENTION

MC Banhammer

Timmeh: Guys, seriously, this isn’t funny anymore. I’M HERE!!! ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTENCE!!!!

Fingerz Posted:

I’m confused:

• You get one entry per account, so make it count. Be funny, check your spelling, follow the rules. Don’t enter with your alts, because we’ll be looking out for that. And TM me from the account you’d want the Peen on.

Yet there are multiple entries from the same people in the Top Ten? I call SHENANIGANS. Toxxing contests isn’t cool.

No, see here’s how it worked:

Any given account can submit five lines.

Those five lines, all independent, can be judged separately.

If one person submits five really really funny lines, they make it in as many times as they like the lines. CZ liked two of the five lines I submitted, therefore, I am on the list twice.

Yeah. I sort of bumumed that the results would be a little more spread around.