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Feature Offical Trollhole Zcience Department Public Relationz Thread

Dr Fiekenste-
in

Avatar: 195302 Wed Jul 15 23:27:16 -0400 2009

Level 1 Re-Re

  It iz my zincere pleazure to announce that I have finally graduated from Ze Official Trollhole Univerzity of Zience— with a very ezteemed theziz in nontillable overangry abstractionz. (Not that zpaciotemporal noncapriciouz chat izn’t a good zubject, but, eh, you know— nontelegraphic unpictorial duplicating. Log in to see images!)
 
Anywayz! What ziz equatez to iz the what ztanz before you: Trollhole Zcience Department. Zis department will task itzself with keeping ze Trollhole on ze cutting edge of ze technoloigal razor, zo to zpeak, while breaking plenty of new ground, zo to zpeak, with technologyz to provide for ze unique challangez we face in zis zhitty game.


Now, ze purpoze of zhis thread, zen, iz to keep ze denizens of ze trollhole up to zate on ze planz of ze Govorment and to provide zem with a forum in which to make zuggeztions, no matter wezer or not they know ze difference between uncanopied rockered ztrength or the zubovarian parallelepipedouz index. (Az if the two could be comparable! Log in to see images!) It iz alwayz a goal of Hobartz to keep the adminizration acezzable.
 
Zo, without furtzer adieu, our projectz. Keep in mind zey are in no particular order, and are all being worked on zimultaneously. Ziz thread will be updated az regularly projectz are finizhed and put on ze block, zo to zpeak!


Dr Fiekenstein edited this message on 07/16/2009 3:29PM

Dr Fiekenste-
in

Avatar: 195302 Wed Jul 15 23:27:16 -0400 2009

Level 1 Re-Re


Ze current projects in the works, zo to zpeak.

1. Zombiefied verzions of ze old good posterz by Zeptember.

2. Reworked farting Machine.

3. RAPMAZTA 5000

4. Bomb to destroy INCIT, Forumbuildr, Itembuildr, and the Anonymouz Forum.

5. Forumwarz pozter ezzance machine for job aptitude.

Zuggezted Projectz.

1. Find a way to give zhe doc a german accent zhat doezn’t zuck. – thiznamehazalreadybeentaken, – Chilepepino Completed!

2. Robotic nipple implantz. They are a good place for mind control devicez – the breaztz, that is. – 1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337

3. Device to pozt decapitated wolf headz in every/the majortity of threadz. – Chilepepino

4. Chinese-Korean hybrid that looks Japaneze. – Raepdog.


Dr Fiekenstein edited this message on 07/18/2009 10:40PM

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Dr Fiekenstein Posted:

4. Bomb to destroy INCIT, Forumbuildr, Itembuildr, and the Anonymouz Forum.

DO EEEEEET


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thisnamehasa-
lreadybeenta-
ken

Avatar: 186403 Wed Jul 01 20:19:39 -0400 2009

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Dr Fiekenstein Posted:


Zuggezted Projectz.

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find a way to give the doc a german accent that doesn’t suck


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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Dr Fiekenstein Posted:

3. RHYMEMASTA 5000

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I do believe we already have one of these and its called the FORTUNATO MACHINE OF AWESOME


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emohunter

Avatar: Hacker Woman w/ Goggles

Level 10 Hacker

What's an Emoh Unter

I dont see why are you saying all the ’s’ words with a z its really hard to read it for me thats not how things are spelled you must have changed your keyboard or a hacker did it to you i hope you fix it because i cant understand your ideas and i bet they are good ideas people who put a lot of thought into them usually have something good to think about.

fort serius talk u needa learnt o mix better no1 could undrestand ur words

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7. robotic nippel implants. theyare a good place for mind contorl device – the breats that is


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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

fort serius talk u needa learnt o mix better no1 could undrestand ur words

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7. robotic nippel implants. theyare a good place for mind contorl device – the breats that is

dude that’s just because freestyling is damn hard; although, criticism accepted and I’ll do better next time Log in to see images!


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Green porno!

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ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

2- get a bterrr alt.

Dr Fiekenste-
in

Avatar: 195302 Wed Jul 15 23:27:16 -0400 2009

Level 1 Re-Re

Zank you all for your inzightfull zuggeztions and commentariez.

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

2— nott rellyy becuss the ealtt iss ogood, justtt whattt hee other guy suggestd.

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

postt aaa deaddd wolfff att leastt onee on each chtredd, or onee perrr pagee.

breast can have mind contorl properties i know for fact


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ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

ChilePepino Posted:

postt aaa deaddd wolfff att leastt onee on each chtredd, or onee perrr pagee.

too tha meanss off threadd improvvmnt, alsso a picc ogf lessbic pornr perr threadd wouldd bee good too.

thisnamehasa-
lreadybeenta-
ken

Avatar: 186403 Wed Jul 01 20:19:39 -0400 2009

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

breast can have mind contorl properties i know for fact

i can attest to this many a time i have been mesmerized by janet jackson’s robotic tit implant


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Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Suggestion: Chinese-Korean hybrid that looks Japanese.


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Dr Fiekenste-
in

Avatar: 195302 Wed Jul 15 23:27:16 -0400 2009

Level 1 Re-Re

Ahfter a liberal ahplicahshun of 5000 WOLTS OF ELECTRIZITY and INTARCOMPAHTIBLE UNZOMBERNESS RAYZ to my bum, scrotum, and ahnonymows precompahrizon gland I have improved my Germane acksant dramahticahly. So, ahkordingly, it eez a pleazure to announce our first zucezzfull proyect in the Trollhole Zcience Departmant! So, zat one eez az you zay— nipped in ze bud, zo to zpeak.

Alzo, I would like to dayreicht your attenzion to this contezt, a dewonztration of ze zecond proyect of ze Trollhole Department of Zcience!

thisnamehasa-
lreadybeenta-
ken

Avatar: 186403 Wed Jul 01 20:19:39 -0400 2009

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

HEIL WISSENSCHAFT!


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