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Help my hands are so soft

Bigandtasty

Avatar: 67579 Sat Jan 17 15:30:20 -0500 2009
12

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

and…they help me fap good, but everyone makes fun of me for it…

they say it’ll help when i get a girlfriend but i can’t get one

i was thinking of roughing them up on purpose but idk how


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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Bigandtasty Posted:

and…they help me fap good, but everyone makes fun of me for it…

they say it’ll help when i get a girlfriend but i can’t get one

i was thinking of roughing them up on purpose but idk how

Take up rock climbing. It’s excellent for your body physically, and it’ll give you monster callouses.


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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

Bigandtasty

Avatar: 67579 Sat Jan 17 15:30:20 -0500 2009
12

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

but rock climbing is hard i don’t wanna Log in to see images!


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Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Bigandtasty Posted:

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Tape some Sand Paper to your male reproductive organ so the next time you go to fap you bleed.


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

His name isn’t “big and tasty” for no reason, Shii. Fat people don’t go rock climbing.

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Fort Naruto

Avatar: 88300 Mon Mar 30 17:18:30 -0400 2009
2

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 29 Camwhore

“Playmate of the Month”

i sincerely hope someone who understands it will explain this thread to me


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Fort Naruto Posted:

i sincerely hope someone who understands it will explain this thread to me

lol OP is lonely.


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Bigandtasty

Avatar: 67579 Sat Jan 17 15:30:20 -0500 2009
12

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Fort Naruto Posted:

i sincerely hope someone who understands it will explain this thread to me

my hands are too soft


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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

my hands are rough sometimes and soft others but never too soft because that’s just the way they are

imo replace your hands with bear clawes via illegal surgery. women will love it and if they dont you will always have furries with erect nipples for you to defile


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I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

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emohunter

Avatar: Hacker Woman w/ Goggles

Level 10 Hacker

What's an Emoh Unter

try to use some lotion but put some sand in it so its not just smooth lotion its also sandy and will be very rough it will keep it smooth for your hands and rought for the ladies.

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