ATTENTION: Church of Anonymous

Warpvader

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Behold, your one true religion.

Video – Church of Anonymous vs. Church of Scientology

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGq_M1KDG_U

Join us, and we shall prevail – for the lulz.

Church Positions – Still recruiting.

[Tax exemption may or may not apply.]

Discuss here.

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Anonymous should file for tax exempt status.

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BLACKPECKER Posted:

Anonymous should file for tax exempt status.

I’m certain that needs info that would make them not anonymous anymore.

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The question still stands for what our deity should be.

Any ideas?

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obviously no one knows it’s name. it is also anonymous.

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handofg0d Posted:

Hey guyz,
I am a scientologist and I think its balls that you rag on us all the time. My church really respects me and teaches me true enlightment. I love my church and that’s why I donate 70% of my paycheck each week to them, so that they can spread the word of scientology, and defend themselves (and me as a member) from your guys threats and legal suits. I think its really messed up you make fun of xenu but I can’t make fun of your jesus all coming back to life and turning water into wine and walking on water and feeding fishermen with one loaf of bread, what is he a ****ing david copperfield or something? I dont see why mine is any more weird than yours? Besides mine is real, I know because I paid over a million dollars to have my thetan levels decreased and I am close to becoming an OT1. So please dont make fun ok? I paid a lot of money for the comfort of knowing people will love me if I pay them, OK?

The Church of Scientology is a sham and a scam created by a science fiction writer.

We at Church of Anonymous are far superior compared to those at Church of Scientology, as our sole purpose is to generate epic lulz.

Plus, we do not suck your wallet dry. That’s always a bonus, isn’t it?

Warpvader edited this message on 03/16/2008 10:25PM

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Velveteen Posted:

obviously no one knows it’s name. it is also anonymous.

I was thinking that our deity should be in a more tangible and identifiable form.

Such as our great overlord Xenu.

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handofg0d Posted:

Hey guyz,
I am a scientologist and I think its balls that you rag on us all the time. My church really respects me and teaches me true enlightment. I love my church and that’s why I donate 70% of my paycheck each week to them, so that they can spread the word of scientology, and defend themselves (and me as a member) from your guys threats and legal suits. I think its really messed up you make fun of xenu but I can’t make fun of your jesus all coming back to life and turning water into wine and walking on water and feeding fishermen with one loaf of bread, what is he a ****ing david copperfield or something? I dont see why mine is any more weird than yours? Besides mine is real, I know because I paid over a million dollars to have my thetan levels decreased and I am close to becoming an OT1. So please dont make fun ok? I paid a lot of money for the comfort of knowing people will love me if I pay them, OK?

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BLACKPECKER Posted:

Anonymous should file for tax exempt status.

XD That would be epic, me first me first…. and then I’ll claim my imaginary friends as dependants

Posted On: 03/17/2008 1:59AM

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Warpvader Posted:

The Church of Scientology is a sham and a scam created by a science fiction writer.
We at Church of Anonymous are far superior compared to those at Church of Scientology, as our sole purpose is to generate epic lulz.
Plus, we do not suck your wallet dry. That’s always a bonus, isn’t it?

you’re a moron. way to fail at recognizing an obvious troll.

Posted On: 03/17/2008 2:39AM

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