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Macho FlowinWarz Rap Mother****in' Battle: Round 3 - Fortunato vs. Deific Blunder

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

my last one should be done in an hour or so

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Deific Blund-
er

Avatar: 74127 2010-07-25 10:31:51 -0400
17

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

I **** FISH AND I HAVE NO BROWNIE POINTS AND I LOVE male reproductive organ

Gardening? Your skills are suffering a drought

This thread is my oasis and it’s time to weed you out

You don’t belong at the adult table, you haven’t got the clout

Here’s your sippie cup and crayons, please don’t start to pout

Everything you spit, it causes mbumive slumber

It’s like you got all your rhymes out of a Rap by Numbers

I don’t know what rock you found your skills under

But I’m sysop of this battle and you’ve been kickbanned by ~DBlunder

Check the flow Fort and I hope you’re taking notes

‘Cause flamebate is a college **** and I’m sowing my wild oats

I’m no joke and I’m in it for blood

If my lyrics had a number they’d be 555-STUD

This contest was decided the moment I was given life

You stepped up and got salted like you were Lot’s wife

You’re a bore, so go to your dresser drawer

Get your MC DB fan shirt and cheer me on in round four

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Anytime a rap battle changes subject for 18 lines about tarring a roof and manual labor it’s pure win.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Update: Unless the manual labor is gardening.

Deific Blund-
er

Avatar: 74127 2010-07-25 10:31:51 -0400
17

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

I **** FISH AND I HAVE NO BROWNIE POINTS AND I LOVE male reproductive organ

Just noticed my last rap didn’t have a FW NPC reference. I was exhausted. Don’t want to edit as per rules. Where do I go from here?

Deific Blund-
er

Avatar: 74127 2010-07-25 10:31:51 -0400
17

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

I **** FISH AND I HAVE NO BROWNIE POINTS AND I LOVE male reproductive organ

Deific Blunder Posted:

Gardening? Your skills are suffering a drought

This thread is my oasis and it’s time to weed you out

You don’t belong at the adult table, you haven’t got the clout

Here’s your sippie cup and crayons, please don’t start to pout

Everything you spit, it causes mbumive slumber

It’s like you got all your rhymes out of a Rap by Numbers

I don’t know what rock you found your skills under

But I’m sysop of this battle and you’ve been kickbanned by ~DBlunder

Check the flow Fort and I hope you’re taking notes

‘Cause flamebate is a college **** and I’m sowing my wild oats

I’m no joke and I’m in it for blood

If my lyrics had a number they’d be 555-STUD

This contest was decided the moment I was given life

You stepped up and got salted like you were Lot’s wife

You’re a bore, so go to your dresser drawer

Get your MC DB fan shirt and cheer me on in round four

This is my final verse for you, don’t fear the roar

Unplug yer internet like I was DrrtyCop74

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Yeah, fix’d or something. I just woke up.

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