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Whores Who would you rather have sex with, Bandaney or Megan Fox?

Nailbomb

Avatar: 136542 Sun Apr 12 01:12:37 -0400 2009
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[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
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Level 69 Troll

the guy that rolled around in **** the most

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Free the Kaiser!


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Aldo_Anything Posted:

Flamebate got nailbombed

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
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[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

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BANDANEY!!!

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Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
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Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

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If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

wow this thread is not old at all.


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Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

wow this thread is not old at all.


I’m hedging my bets that Bandey’s woman's genitals is still reasonably firm and moist. if not I’m still up for the pooper. Log in to see images!

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Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

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If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

oh also i guess my answer is bandaney because she is hot and she rules and stuff, plus megan fox has toe thumbs.

yuck.

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Melanin-Enhanced Individual edited this message on 02/01/2011 12:27PM

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Aldo_Anything

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Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

That Bandaney girl is not ugly, but she sure isn’t the hot **** you make out of her. Also she’s so foreign. Log in to see images!


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Canape

Avatar: 232250 2011-11-01 00:04:56 -0400
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[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
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ath Machine
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Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Aldo_Anything Posted:

Also she’s so foreign. Log in to see images!

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Hobojim

Avatar: 225269 2010-12-18 04:46:40 -0500
5

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 69 Troll

Jokes are way over my head

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

oh also i guess my answer is bandaney because she is hot and she rules and stuff, plus megan fox has toe thumbs.

yuck.

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Wow. I did not notice those thumbs.

Definitely voting for Megan Fox now. I bet those thumbs would feel GREAT while getting a beej.

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Hobojim Posted:

Wow. I did not notice those thumbs.

Definitely voting for Megan Fox now. I bet those thumbs would feel GREAT while getting a beej.

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In your peehole?


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Hobojim

Avatar: 225269 2010-12-18 04:46:40 -0500
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[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 69 Troll

Jokes are way over my head

So when I was younger and not homeless I was watching this thing from the BBC which I think is some tv thing in England for homos or something and it was called 100 worst sex injuries or some ****.

I don’t remember most of them, but some stuck with me, like the gay guys who decided to pour quick-dry cement into their bumholes for some reason and were amazed that it wouldn’t come out again.

The worst one, and **** You Bacchus for making me remember this and now my junk is on fire more than usual, is that some jerkoff thought that he would be romantic on valentines day and stick a rose in his male reproductive organ hole. It wasn’t a thorny kind of rose, but still, that’s ****ed. It went in fine, but when the girl got home and did her girly things and tried to yank the rose free from the confines of his manhood, I guess flowers have these little hairs on the stems that are kind of facing upwards or something and they just dug into his tunnel of gold and tore it to shreds. He had to get reconstructive surgury to fix it. Reconstructive male reproductive organ surgury for shoving a flower down there. Happy ****ing valentines day, you ex girlfriends are lucky I never got any of you anything.

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2015-08-08 07:14:08 -0400
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
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See avatar for why Duca is fat and single

hobojim i want you to know i only hate you because all of your stories are ****ing awkward. other than that i dont mind you. well the whole incit thing to. ok i ****ing hate you. but just cause of your ****ty stories and incit

on topic bandy is my goddess


sdgrbbum09 Posted:

In before bob posts his hairy man-titties

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

i love you all but you’re all crazy.


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Bandaney Posted:

i love you all but you’re all crazy.

Not bob, though. Right?


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Hobojim

Avatar: 225269 2010-12-18 04:46:40 -0500
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[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 69 Troll

Jokes are way over my head

bobdisgea Posted:

hobojim i want you to know i only hate you because all of your stories are ****ing awkward. other than that i dont mind you. well the whole incit thing to. ok i ****ing hate you. but just cause of your ****ty stories and incit

on topic bandy is my goddess

Really though if you didn’t think a story about getting your manhood mangled by a flower wasn’t awkward then I would be pretty surprised.

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Bandaney Posted:

i love you all but you’re all crazy.

ilu2


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Canape

Avatar: 232250 2011-11-01 00:04:56 -0400
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[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
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Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Bandaney Posted:

i love you all but you’re all crazy.

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