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Caylix

Avatar: Corset 1

Level 12 Camwhore

I hope Miley Cyrus will one day lose the ability to speak

Umm, just joined this game – found it ****ing around on 4chan archive or something I think. Thought it would be gay, so far I’m right. I sexed up some chicken feather egg humping old guy in a mission and I have a gay guy that would blow me…too bad I have a woman's genitals. His plan is made of fail.

I’m new. Don’t really know wtf I’m doing, but I’m betting it’d be a lot less gay if I have some ****ers to talk to. I’m pretty much looking for a klan/guild/club/group/etc that is laid back. By laid back, I mean that you’re not sensitive ****tards. Experience in knowing the re-re game WoW and the even worse 4chan might be a plus (?); I am obviously not a high lvl – but I’ll be worth your while in e-blowjobs and sending ancient feather porn.

Pros to having me in your guild: I have a vag. I have thick skin. I have a sense of humor. I talk about sex…a lot. We can trade really bad memes and pr0n when bored. When I’m bored or drunk, I get on vent. I also talk about lesbian fantasies when I’m really bored and will send you to brutaldildos.com b/c it’s some funny ****. I like gaming. I have a gay dog. Anything else – well talk to me while I’m not trying to think about how it’d be to bang Trent Reznor or Maynard. Log in to see images!

7 a.m. I’ve whored myself out enough for the morning. Time to get to the corner and turn a trick for coffee.

Looking forward to chatting with yall,

-Caylix


Last time I checked your Mom was still a hoe.

“Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I’ve tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice.” – Robert Frost

Deific Blund-
er

Avatar: 74127 2010-07-25 10:31:51 -0400
17

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

I **** FISH AND I HAVE NO BROWNIE POINTS AND I LOVE male reproductive organ

Caylix Posted:

Umm, just joined this game – found it ****ing around on 4chan archive or something I think. Thought it would be gay, so far I’m right. I sexed up some chicken feather egg humping old guy in a mission and I have a gay guy that would blow me…too bad I have a woman's genitals. His plan is made of fail.

I’m new. Don’t really know wtf I’m doing, but I’m betting it’d be a lot less gay if I have some ****ers to talk to. I’m pretty much looking for a klan/guild/club/group/etc that is laid back. By laid back, I mean that you’re not sensitive ****tards. Experience in knowing the re-re game WoW and the even worse 4chan might be a plus (?); I am obviously not a high lvl – but I’ll be worth your while in e-blowjobs and sending ancient feather porn.

Pros to having me in your guild: I have a vag. I have thick skin. I have a sense of humor. I talk about sex…a lot. We can trade really bad memes and pr0n when bored. When I’m bored or drunk, I get on vent. I also talk about lesbian fantasies when I’m really bored and will send you to brutaldildos.com b/c it’s some funny ****. I like gaming. I have a gay dog. Anything else – well talk to me while I’m not trying to think about how it’d be to bang Trent Reznor or Maynard. Log in to see images!

7 a.m. I’ve whored myself out enough for the morning. Time to get to the corner and turn a trick for coffee.

Looking forward to chatting with yall,

-Caylix

Seeing as how you seem to be genuinely interested in finding people to socialize with to help you around the game, I suggest using the wiki or trying to search flamebate for info about klans. For future reference, General Role Playing is not the place to look for a serious answer or friends. That being said, please: Log in to see images!


“Valar Morghulis.” ~Jaqen H’ghar

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Gene Hackman

Avatar: 45667 Mon Mar 09 04:05:35 -0400 2009
16

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

WeChall seems perfect for you.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

thisnamehasa-
lreadybeenta-
ken

Avatar: 186403 Wed Jul 01 20:19:39 -0400 2009

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Don’t join WeChall, that means you’d be in the same klan as candlesniffing ****face. Being a camwhore from 4chan, you’re in enough trouble as it is without having his stench on you.


If I ever manage to beat you at INCIT, you might as well just get off the internet forever. Log in to see images!

Caylix

Avatar: Corset 1

Level 12 Camwhore

I hope Miley Cyrus will one day lose the ability to speak

Hey – never said that 4chan was you know…keeping my brain cells intact; just rather have someone with 4chan experience then you know, the QQ club; eh screw it – it’s the same thing. I’ll go get the rope and find a nice rafter. Log in to see images!

As for being an unfunny fabulous person…this could be true. I like men and I like women – but I think that just makes me a greedy chick that goes bi when bored or drunk. I can’t commit to a chick, they **** too much for me to want to deal with her and myself Log in to see images!

I see the men are already calling my bluff. mammary glands or GTFO inc. I’ll play a game. Offer up more than a male reproductive organ shot and you stand a chance at checking out the girls. Only a precious few have dared to pony up. Log in to see images!


Last time I checked your Mom was still a hoe.

“Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I’ve tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice.” – Robert Frost

thisnamehasa-
lreadybeenta-
ken

Avatar: 186403 Wed Jul 01 20:19:39 -0400 2009

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Caylix Posted:

Offer up more than a male reproductive organ shot and you stand a chance at checking out the girls. Only a precious few have dared to pony up. Log in to see images!

So you want noods?


If I ever manage to beat you at INCIT, you might as well just get off the internet forever. Log in to see images!

ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

laffo

iIRZ

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

iIRZ is a funny fine upstanding member of society, which is to say that he did WTC and your mom

lotta words im gonna read….


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iIRZ

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

iIRZ is a funny fine upstanding member of society, which is to say that he did WTC and your mom

lmao sike SIKE SIKE SIKE


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Caylix

Avatar: Corset 1

Level 12 Camwhore

I hope Miley Cyrus will one day lose the ability to speak

thisnamehasalreadybeentaken Posted:

So you want noods?

Ah, if only it was that simple. Everyone has a wang, a vag or mammary glands. The ante must be upped! Whatever a person is interested in, only then can I hand out the task. (And I’m far less boring then the NPC’s Log in to see images!


Last time I checked your Mom was still a hoe.

“Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I’ve tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice.” – Robert Frost

Caylix

Avatar: Corset 1

Level 12 Camwhore

I hope Miley Cyrus will one day lose the ability to speak

iIRZ Posted:

lotta words im gonna read….

Uh. Might be lack of sleep – but WTF did I just read there o_O


Last time I checked your Mom was still a hoe.

“Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I’ve tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice.” – Robert Frost

iIRZ

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

iIRZ is a funny fine upstanding member of society, which is to say that he did WTC and your mom

no you arent who writes this mch ever seriously


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iIRZ

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

iIRZ is a funny fine upstanding member of society, which is to say that he did WTC and your mom

__no one cares

_/

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ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

Caylix Posted:

Ah, if only it was that simple. Everyone has a wang, a vag or mammary glands. The ante must be upped! Whatever a person is interested in, only then can I hand out the task. (And I’m far less boring then the NPC’s Log in to see images!

hey lets cyber

BloodyDemise

Avatar: 121820 2010-06-13 01:05:56 -0400
5

[Throne of Blood]

Level 60 Emo Kid

“Final Cut Pro”

op is new to this whole internet thing im guessing


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

im 12 years old u?

Caylix

Avatar: Corset 1

Level 12 Camwhore

I hope Miley Cyrus will one day lose the ability to speak

iIRZ Posted:

__no one cares

_/

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Stop showing me your furry fetish son. It’s to early to start prancing around in that costume. Don’t wanna read…then don’t? I know right, novel concept! It’s all good…keep coming back and make sure to miss the keyboard when you bust to your furry pr0n!

I write a lot of stuff. I’m gonna write you a novel. Just for you, about your love affair with someone in a bear suit. It will be a touching story that will end up on Lifetime.

Oh and sure, yeah let’s cyber. I’m gonna put on my robe and wizard hat to get in the mood. Gonna be so secksi. Log in to see images!


Last time I checked your Mom was still a hoe.

“Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I’ve tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice.” – Robert Frost

Caylix

Avatar: Corset 1

Level 12 Camwhore

I hope Miley Cyrus will one day lose the ability to speak

BloodyDemise Posted:

op is new to this whole internet thing im guessing

OMG yes! This is maybe teh first time I ever touch a computer for das intarwebs! So many things to learn from experts of maybe trolling. Teach me how to troll masters! Do wants!


Last time I checked your Mom was still a hoe.

“Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I’ve tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice.” – Robert Frost

Caylix

Avatar: Corset 1

Level 12 Camwhore

I hope Miley Cyrus will one day lose the ability to speak

ANGRY HOBO Posted:

im 12 years old u?

99/tranny/cali – u?


Last time I checked your Mom was still a hoe.

“Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I’ve tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice.” – Robert Frost

ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

Caylix Posted:

99/tranny/cali – u?

**** off

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