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Ugly Worst. Independence Day. Ever.

Deific Blund-
er

Avatar: 74127 2010-07-25 10:31:51 -0400
17

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

I **** FISH AND I HAVE NO BROWNIE POINTS AND I LOVE male reproductive organ

I cleaned the house, had all 5 of my friends who were supposed to come over cancel on me, got shot in the face(accident) by a neighbor with a bottle rocket, couldn’t find my cat and wandered the neighborhood for 2 hours looking for thinking she might have got out only to find out 5 hours later, that she had snuck into my roommate’s room and died under his bed. My girlfriend is getting home in 30 minutes from duty and I have to tell her our cat died and is in a bag on our back porch.

Is 10:30 AM too early for a stiff drink?

Re-Retard

Avatar: Baby Typing
52

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

God, that’s a harsh luck day Log in to see images!

KoZaK

Avatar: 105194 Sat Mar 28 18:19:55 -0400 2009
8

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 38 Troll

“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

I wanted to say, like, hey you kapitalists, have a good day, but, well, I won’t.

I’ma bad troll, boo-hoo.

I love cats, sorry to hear that.

You should go for a whisky on rocks and pbum one to your gf, I think that the cat was worth a goodbye toast.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Deific Blunder Posted:

I cleaned the house, had all 5 of my friends who were supposed to come over cancel on me, got shot in the face(accident) by a neighbor with a bottle rocket, couldn’t find my cat and wandered the neighborhood for 2 hours looking for thinking she might have got out only to find out 5 hours later, that she had snuck into my roommate’s room and died under his bed. My girlfriend is getting home in 30 minutes from duty and I have to tell her our cat died and is in a bag on our back porch.

Is 10:30 AM too early for a stiff drink?

Eh… Nevermind.

Celerysteve edited this message on 07/05/2009 11:39AM

Nailbomb

Avatar: 136542 Sun Apr 12 01:12:37 -0400 2009
3

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 69 Troll

the guy that rolled around in **** the most

Deific Blunder Posted:

Is 10:30 AM too early for a stiff drink?

I have a saying, that has guided me through many troubling times…

You can’t drink all day unless you start in the morning.

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

I’m so sorry about your kitty Log in to see images!

Also yeah, go ahead and pour a drink.

kittiejenn edited this message on 07/05/2009 12:16PM

KoZaK

Avatar: 105194 Sat Mar 28 18:19:55 -0400 2009
8

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 38 Troll

“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

Seems that my fiancee decided to make 4 of July her Independence Day from me.

Another troll got downsided today.

Too bad it’s already evening and I can’t start drinking in the morning/

thisnamehasa-
lreadybeenta-
ken

Avatar: 186403 Wed Jul 01 20:19:39 -0400 2009

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

I slept through the 4th of July. ...After spending a few worthless hours at work, anyway.

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