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tootz

Avatar: Pink Dress
9

Level 33 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

Stranger: A WILD BILLY MAYS APPEARS

You: omg ded

You: wht

Stranger: wait sorry

Stranger: A WILD UNDEAD BILLY MAYS APPEARS

Stranger: LV 89

Stranger: 2543 HP

You: hly crap i stand no chance

You: only 8 defense

Stranger: BILLY MAYS USES KABOOOM

You: emo face

You: is ded

Stranger: BILLY MAYS SUFFERS FROM LUGGAGE BRAIN DAMAGE

You: lol kaboom

Stranger: 9999

Stranger: OVERKILL

Stranger: BILLY MAYS FAINTED

Stranger: TRAINER GAINS 99999999 EXP

Stranger: TRAINER RECEIVES 9999999 MONIES

You: a winner is i?

Stranger: TRAINER IS SUDDENLY SWIMMING IN WOMEN

Stranger: TRAINER SUDDENLY REALIZES

Stranger: THERE IS NO SPOON…..

You: haha

You: noooooooooooo!

Stranger: AGENTS TO THE LEFT

Stranger: DOOR TO THE RIGHT

You: agents plz

Stranger: AGENTS SWARM

Stranger: GETTING CLOSER

Stranger: DOOR BLOCKED

Stranger: AGENTS ALL AROUND EXECPT TO LEFT, WINDOW TO LEFT

You: jump window

You: use women as cushon

Stranger: WOMEN FLY OUT THE WINDOW

Stranger: TRAINER LANDS

Stranger: KILLS 3

Stranger: FENCE AHEAD

You: jump fence

Stranger: BARB WIRE

Stranger: JUMP?

You: ****

You: kick fence down

Stranger: FENCE IS TOO STRONG

Stranger: DIRT UNDERNEATH

You: jump fence?

You: dig

You: dig!

Stranger: 3 FEET DOWN

Stranger: AGENTS IN PURSUIT

Stranger: GUNSHOTS

Stranger: HOLE BIG ENOUGH

You: who gave them guns?

Stranger: AGENTS HAVE GUNS ALREADY

You: lol jump outta hole

Stranger: BLACK MEN PLAYING BASKETBALL ON THIS SIDE OF FENCE

Stranger: DISAPPROVES OF YOUR INTRUSION

You: do random gang moves

Stranger: THEY APPROVE

Stranger: THEY SEE CRACKER AGENTS

Stranger: BLACK MEN AT YOUR COMMAND

You: shoot agents

Stranger: THEY ONLY HAVE BASKETBALLS

You: play basketball?

Stranger: BLACK MEN CONTINUE TO PLAY

Stranger: AGENTS PUSH THROUGH

Stranger: NOT A SMART CHOICE IMO

You: throw balls at agents

Stranger: AGENTS HIT

Stranger: AGENTS RETALIATE BY KILLING BLACK MEN

You: gtfo

You: run

Stranger: A LOT OF GOOD THAT DID

Stranger: YOU ARE LONG GONE

Stranger: AGENTS ANGRY

Stranger: PHONE RINGS IN DISTANCE

You: wtf do they want?

You: pick up phone

Stranger: YOU ARE SUCKED OUT OF THE MATRIX

Stranger: MORPHEUS ASKS OF YOUR ADVENTURES

You: kick him in the balls

Stranger: HE’S ****ED

Stranger: HE JUDO CHOPS YOUR male reproductive organ OFF

Stranger: TRINITY IS ****ED

You: haha

Stranger: SENTINELS

Stranger: INCOMING ETA 5 MINUTES

You: throw trinity

Stranger: TRINITY HITS THE METAL WALL AND IS IMPALED ON A SPIKE

Stranger: GOOD JOB KILLING THE CREW

You: check inventory

Stranger: INVENTORY CHECK RESULTS

Stranger: LONG WIRE

Stranger: CIGARETTE

Stranger: BARBWIRE

Stranger: PISTOL

Stranger: SMALL RODENT

Stranger: MICROWAVE

You: create bomb with rodent and microwave

Stranger: MICROWAVE REQUIRES A PLUGIN

You: attach to wire

Stranger: MICROWAVE MAGICALLY WORKS

Stranger: BOMB COUNTS DOWN ON MICROWAVE FACEPLATE

Stranger: THIRTY SECONDS

You: run for shelter

Stranger: TANK HASNT PARKED THE SHIP YET

You: ****

Stranger: 20 SECONDS

You: park ship

Stranger: SHIP HAS BEEN PARKED

Stranger: LEAVE BOMB Y/N

You: jump off

You: yes

Stranger: SHIP EXPLODES

Stranger: SENTINELS bumUME YOU ARE DEAD

Stranger: TRINITY’S NOKIA RINGS

Stranger: SENTINELS SPOT YOU

You: ****ing trinity

You: pick up phone

Stranger: ITS A TELEMARKETER SELLING SHAMWOWS

Stranger: 20 DOLLARS

Stranger: Y/N

You: Yes.

Stranger: EXPRESS DELIEVERY? Y/N

You: yes

Stranger: SHAMWOWS LAND ON SENTINELS

Stranger: ABSORBING THEM

You: use shamwow against sentinel

You: lol

Stranger: SHAMWOW LANDS AT FEET

Stranger: NOT LEAKING A BIT

You: thank you billy mays

Stranger: BILLY SMILES FROM HEAVEN

You: go left

Stranger: LEFT IS A WALL

Stranger: RIGHT IS A TUNNEL

Stranger: UP IS THE SKY

You: go right

Stranger: DOWN THE TUNNEL IS ZION

Stranger: ENTER PbumCODE

You: 1337

Stranger: THE SECURITY GUARD IS ****ING HIGH

Stranger: HE LETS YOU IN

You: awesome

Stranger: ALTHOUGH THE CODE IS WRONG

Stranger: ZION IS FULL OF NAKED WOMEN

Stranger: PARTAKE Y/N

You: yes

Stranger: YOU DONT HAVE A male reproductive organ

Stranger: MORPHEUS TOOK IT

You: ****

Stranger: NO SORRY

Stranger: NO ****

You: ****ingmorpheus

You: look around

Stranger: CANT DO THAT EITHER

Stranger: NO male reproductive organ

Stranger: LOOKS AROUND

Stranger: SPOTS TRINITY CHATTING UP STUPID WHITE BOY

You: punch guy

You: steal male reproductive organ?

Stranger: GUY CRYS

Stranger: 2 INCH male reproductive organ STOLEN

Stranger: ENTER WORKSHOP TO UPGRADE male reproductive organ Y/N

You: yes

Stranger: YOU HAVE:

Stranger: 2 INCH male reproductive organ

Stranger: METAL SHAFT

Stranger: MAGNET

Stranger: AND STEEL BALL BEARINGS

Stranger: COMBINE Y/N

You: yes

You: lol

Stranger: COMBINATION MAKES TENTACLE WIELDING OMEGA male reproductive organ

Stranger: EQUIP Y/N

You: yes

Stranger: STR AT 999999

Stranger: COURAGE AT MAX

Stranger: STAMINA

Stranger: AT 999999999999999999

Stranger: USE Y/N

You: yes

Stranger: EVERY GIRL IN ZION IS SUDDENLY IMPALED AND IMPREGNATED BY YOUR SEMEN AND YOU BLACK OUT

Stranger: 9 MONTHS HAVE PbumED

Stranger: YOU WAKE UP IN A BED

You: lowtf?

Stranger: THERE IS NO ONE AROUND

You: look under bed

Stranger: SPOT 5 MONTH OLD DUST BUNNY

Stranger: USE Y/N

You: yea

Stranger: YOU TRY AND EAT IT

Stranger: AND CHOKE

Stranger: NOT A SMART MOVE

Stranger: WINDOW LEFT

Stranger: DOOR AHEAD

You: open door

Stranger: DOOR OPENS

Stranger: BLOOD ON GROUND

Stranger: STAIRS COVERED WITH LITTER

Stranger: AND DEBRIS

You: go downstairs

Stranger: DOWNSTAIRS YIELDS OPEN DOOR AND VENDING MACHINE

You: use machine

You: do we have change?

Stranger: MACHINE IS BROKEN

Stranger: SPITS OUT bumERFINGERS

Stranger: FILLED WITH MOTH BALLS

You: no food?

You: look around

Stranger: SPOT LARGE DEFORMED METAL BABY MONSTER STARING AT YOU FROM DOORWAY

You: eat it

Stranger: ITS ONE OF YOUR CHILDREN

You: omg

You: son!

Stranger: THEY HAVE MURDERED EVERONE

Stranger: EVEN THE MACHINES

Stranger: ITS ONLY YOU AND THEM

Stranger: REPOPULATE HUMAN RACE Y/N

You: yes

Stranger: YOU TRY AND SEX THEM

Stranger: THEY TRY AND SEX YOU

Stranger: ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE

Stranger: YOU LOOSE YOUR EQUIPMENT

Stranger: THEY ALL SELF DESTRUCT

You: fffuuuuuuuu-

Stranger: YOU ARE LEFT ALONE IN THE WORLD

Stranger: male reproductive organLESS

You: kill self

Stranger: -END-

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WHAT THEE ****!?!?! DO NOT EVER POST THAT HERE OR ANY OTHERE POSTS


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swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Ooooh! I see the problem here…

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swines quest

S for Swine

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

swine Posted:

Ooooh! I see the problem here…

[wechall]


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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

Bigandtasty

Avatar: 67579 Sat Jan 17 15:30:20 -0500 2009
12

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

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