ANGRY HOBO Posted:

portugal europe duh

a very fabulous persongy country infested with brazilians

i can speak for my ancestors when i say, sorry for the discovery of brazil

ANGRY HOBO Posted:

you play ragnarork online lmao, i can read and speak portuguese, dont own yourself fatty

Yet again, for the sake of argument: I playED. I don’t play anymore ^~

Ask for Fran, I played in the same timeline that she did.

MagusDiablo Posted:

Where is the lie? I don’t play anymore, duh.

dude you got married on a online game and you are fat!!!!!!!!!!11111 there is nothing you can do now to prevent this Log in to see images!

MagusDiablo Posted:

Ask for Fran

MC Banhammer Posted:

Only good things to come out of Brazil are Fran.

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The fabulous person of Brazil.

The fabulous person of Brazil.

Brazil is a ****ty half-ape infested third world country trying to be America, but their people keep stuffing stolen money in their underwear. The Brazilian population is 95% midget fine upstanding member of society tranny, 4% Gisele Bündchen, and 1% azn. As such, they have achieved notoriety on the interweb by being the most computer-very special people in the planet. They’ve ravished many online DeviantART and games with their imposed fabulous personry and dumb****tedness, not to mention their English skills. For their extreme noobish and arrogant behavior in many online commonplaces, they are often labeled Br’s.

Excellent command of the English language.

Excellent command of the English language.

The Internets is arguably a more serious business in Brazil than anywhere else. In no other place people can be kidnapped over a ****ty online game account and cause a national commotion and lulz storm.

Brazil’s current 8-year term president, cleaning his nose.

Brazil’s current 8-year term president, cleaning his nose.

A Brazilian man in his native habitat.

A Brazilian man in his native habitat.

Contents

* 1 Economy

* 2 Ethnicity

* 3 Gay acceptance

* 4 Transvestites/Transsexuals

* 5 Body Language

* 6 Culture

* 7 Typical Dishes

* 8 History

* 9 People

* 10 Trivia

* 11 See also

Economy

Brazilian economy revolves around prostitution and sex slavery. Whatever you seek, you WILL find it in Brazil. The map below shows the Brazilian economy in all of its diversity.

Brazilians don’t need no /b/

Brazilians don’t need no /b/

Ethnicity

Brazil’s most prominent Jewish leader’s mugshot.

Brazil’s most prominent Jewish leader’s mugshot.

There are a small number of Jews in Brazil, all of them living in the city of São Paulo. The leader of the Brazilian Jewish community, Henry Sobel, has recently provoked much drama both IRL and on teh internets. He was caught red-handed shoplifting a bunch of ties from a Louis Vuitton store in Palm Beach, California. He then said he felt like some sort of strange force was acting over him, and everyone pointed at the Jews, lol’d, and moved on.

Gay acceptance

The Brazilian gay migratory patterns.

The Brazilian gay migratory patterns.

Can you spot the real woman in that picture?

Can you spot the real woman in that picture?

In Brazil, it is common to see tons of happy people parading through streets to prove that it is ok to be happy. In fact, there is such acceptance from the society that they hold contests to see who is the gayest of the gay.

If you are looking to go to Brazil, then know that it is easy for you to find good places to go to as the country is infested with happy people such as yourself and your mom.

Contrary to popular belief, Brazil is known to be the world’s capital of fabulous personry.

Transvestites/Transsexuals

Lulz, no rly.

Lulz, no rly.

Known for transsexuals and bestiality.

Known for transsexuals and bestiality.

Since the Brazilian population is made up primarily of fine upstanding member of societys (after the Indians), fabulous persons and hot wimmenz, it is only logical to bumume that some of those would cross the line. In pretty much any major city, at least 10% of the population will be made up of transvestites. In fact, they have even gone beyond and started showing up in other countries. They are also very famous in porn, achieving notoriety among fabulous persons like Something Awful goons who constantly fap to Brazilian transvestite or transgender porn. This notoriety is possible thanks to the herculean effort of many foreign male tourists who still love biting a sausage more than eating a woman's genitals in Brazil.

It is common for newcomers to Brazil to find that women are more often men, specially if found lurking around cheap bars. They are also known to lurk around schools, parks and any other public places. This is much more common and socially accepted in Brazil than in America, as tells this account of a persecuted transvestite:

“I am a Scottish transvestite/homosexual who moved from the USA to Brazil. I find people more accepting of my lifestyle here, whereas in the snobby states of America people look down upon you just because you prefer to dress differently, or prefer different behavior. I’ll never forget the dirty looks and hushed mumbles I used to get just for walking down the street wearing fishnet stockings and a leopard print g-string.”

-Anonymous

Sick Americans. Not even leopard print g-string?

Body Language

Since apes have not fully mastered a civilized language, moving your body is the only form of communication with the natives.

* For instance, in Brazilian, walking down a boulevard wearing socks and sandals means “My foreign money is too much of a weight on my back pocket, please mug me!”

* Neying your head or repeating no, or nao several times means “Yes of course I am interested in buying yet another plaster copy of the Christ instead of enjoying the beach, please ask me again persistently”

* Vaguely looking at a girl’s bum means “I’m into transvestites and willing to pay and then get mugged at my hotel to suck a young favelinho STD syringe while wearing a leopard print G-string!

Culture

Best things to come out of Brazil next to cheap labor.

Best things to come out of Brazil next to cheap labor.

This map shows Brazil’s capital.

This map shows Brazil’s capital.

A fan showing her devotion to the team by distracting the other team which isn’t gay.

A fan showing her devotion to the team by distracting the other team which isn’t gay.

Brazil’s culture consists of two things: soccer and women. If you don’t like soccer in Brazil, you likely fall into the she-male category. They pride themselves in the fact that they have won the World Cup more times than anyone else, even though it doesn’t really matter because any good Brazilian player doesn’t play in Brazil anyways. In Brazil, it is also considered a religion. But one of the main reasons that Brazilians are so fast, and have good reflexes (used only for the purpose of soccer and chasing little white girls) is because they spend their whole childhood stealing bread and running away from the police up to the hills in which crack is more of a citizen than dirt to ground.

A common hobby of many Brazilians is to enjoy, steal and kill people just for the lulz. They even made a movie about it (No RLY!). Although many people are outraged by the current situation of crime in the country, government officials are often confused as to why people are so worried since it’s been happening ever since they can remember.

Brazil is also famous for it’s wimmenz with nice bumes. Although true that they exist, it is hard to find one outside of the beaches of Rio de Janeiro. Many silly people go to the nation’s copy of New York, São Paulo, thinking they will find nice bumed easy-to-get women, only to find more transvestites. In Rio, they will get not only women, but also a bullet in the forehead. Consider that a bonus.

Typical Dishes

Brazilians have over 9000 regional dishes. Their main national dish is consisted of the ****ty parts of pork no other nation will touch with a ten foot pole, and bananas…on account that all Brazilians are fine upstanding member of societys. It’s like eating haggis, but in a tropical place.

Other things Brazilians eat are:

* Beans

* Manioc

* Watermelons

History

It is fact that Brazil was founded by criminals and fine upstanding member of societys sent away from Portugal since they refused to steal only from the peasants. Many slaves went to Brazil after being promised fried chicken and watermelon. After having created a semi-functional society, they based their nationalism on raping and chopping off Indian woman’s hands and mutilating their genitals.This is also known as colonialism. The remainder of the Indians were shipped to the North Pole where they established fishing colonies and became Eskimos.

Typical Brazilian products of the 16th century.

Typical Brazilian products of the 16th century.

After that, at least 100 years ago they bum****ed the nature of the land by devastating forests. After that, they decided to mine for gold. gold was one thing that wasn’t so hard to find, but Since they had little success at that what with the slaves kept hiding the gold nuggets in their bumes, and the fact that they weren’t great negotiators pulled them out of the gold digging business. the original deal with Portugal was that they were to keep 200% of every piece gold they found. the rest was theirs. naturally the Brazilians loved the second part of the deal and strived to enjoy the land as much as they could in order to get some out of the deal. after they realized their stupidity, they decided to plant sugar canes and then coffee beans. after a couple hundred years of slow business they quit at everything. Until the early 90’s they were still poor. Until they invented Carnival. A scheme created by Brazilian trolls to gain wealth by attracting poor, unsuspecting tourists with wimenz and caipirinha. After the tourists tire of sexual escapades, millions of fine upstanding member of societys attack said tourists, rob them of their money, jewelry and shoes, and repeat the scheme for five days. After that, on the 6th day, set the buses that go to the airport on fire for the lulz. They call that day “Quarta-feira de Cinzas” or “Ash Wednesday”.

Also, sometime around last Thursday, they fought back against the oppressive rule of Portugal to create their own independent corrupt government. Until recently, it was dominated by the military, and Jack Nicholson.

Brazil’s only win ever was earned at the Paraguay War, when said country was pwned through use of the warfare tactic known as Arrastão, or fine upstanding member of society rush.

People

Full Brazilian.

Full Brazilian.

Brazilians are notoriously known for infesting Warcraft 3 realms, dominantly Eurobattle.net. They are easy to identify, as they form approximately 80% of the players throughout the day.They can also be identified by the following traits:

* Never speaks English, ignores common phrases such as “from?”.

* Sometimes uses Babelfish (moar like Babel****, amirite?) ****ty translations to English in forums, resulting in high levels of lulz.

* Immediately quits the game when his hero dies for the first time

* When someone loads a map four times as slow as you, it is undoubtedly a Brazilian.

* Name consists solely of lowercase letters, recently however many Brazilians have adopted names with differing uppercase letters, even adding leetspeak in order to fool others.They can still be identified by obvious Portuguese influences or added stupid number combinations such as 123456 or 666.

* Are known for their obnoxiously very special laughs, for example:

*HAUAHAUhaauhuAHAUHSUAHSUHUAHUAHAUHA

*UASDSUADUDHASUDHASDUHASDUHASDUHASDUHSUDHASDHU

*AEHUEIHAE

*haIUEUAIEHIuheiuHEUIAheuiHEUIAHEIhaeiuheuiHAIE

*shushsuhsushsuhsushushs

*skaposksoaksopdjapd

***** NOOOOOOOOB SPARTAN AHDUSHDUASHDUAHUHAUAHADUASHUAHUAHUDA

* Now speaking about soccer, Brazil claims to be the best country in the world and after seeing the fat-bum of Ronaldo and the defeat against Argentina in the Olympics, we discovered the truth they can only build faulty spaceships which explode before they takeoff. Brazil is the son of Argentina.

Trivia

Did you know that:

* The Brazilians only recently discovered the wheel?

* In some places, Brazilians wear clothes?

* It’s legal to **** on the street, litter and drive on the wrong lane in Brazil if you do it for the lulz?

* Orkut is the official website of Brazil?

* Wearing money in your underwear is a common trend? Everyone does it.

* You can buy AIDS for R$ 5.00 bucks?

* Brazilian kids train at teh seks with baboons and other monkeys before going to the town whore when they are 6 years old and become men.

* Brazilians are also known as Jungle fine upstanding member of society

* Brazil’s watermelon agriculture is in crisis due to teh constant fine upstanding member of society raids.

See also

* 55chan – Their ****ty imageboard

* Argentina

* Bolivia

* Branca – notorious Brazilian Mary Sue fantard.

* Brazilian Rabbi Accused of Shoplifting – Brazilian Jew leader got V&

* Colombia

* Gang Kidnaps Gamer to Get Pbumword Using Fake Orkut Date – More on lulzy kidnapping over Gunbound.

* Guyana

* Mbumachusetts AKA Brazilian World Headquarters.

* Paraguay

* Peru

* Soccer – Brazil’s official religion.

* South America

* Suriname

* Uruguay

* Venezuela

MagusDiablo Posted:

Got married with my girlfriend in RL. Wow, where is the problem with it? LoL

its pathetic thats the problem

ANGRY HOBO Posted:

its pathetic thats the problem

Pathetic being “married” in a game with my real girlfriend? LoL

Do you have a gf?

MagusDiablo Posted:

Pathetic being “married” in a game with my real girlfriend? LoL

Do you have a gf?

im married and i have a kid. and never did that on an online game cause its pathetic

MC Banhammer Posted:

ITT: MagusDiablo proves he picked the wrong clbum.

I’m not the bumhurt here, fabulous person ^~

MagusDiablo Posted:

Missing the point where the “pathetic” reason is hiding.

its like having a gf and cyber with her thats not very smart, but i dont expect more from a brazilian. go play some socer, you might lose some weight