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Whores A man ****ed with my father tonight. I put hin in his place.

st0pped

Avatar: Cockroach

Level 8 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

So I was in a bar. The batender was a COMPLETE bumhole to my dad. Did some **** you would NEVER imagine and would NEVER hope to see on your father’s face.

I ****ED that bumhole up.

Stopped the whole bar cold.

Silence throughout the place… as I TOLD HIS **** bum OFF

that ****er will remember me.

I loved that ****

yeh so I went back later. just a minute ago. I was on my way to the gas station to get more beer and I thought, why the **** not.

I walk in, silence again. The WHOLE bar. It was such a rush.. I walk up to that bumhole bartender and say… “What’s your name.”

“Alan”, he says.

So I say “yeah, you’ll be hearing from me, bumhole.”

Everyone in the bar is listening to this. You could cut the air with a knife.

I gave him the double finger in front of the whole crowd, said “you’re a ****ing bumhole,” and walked right back out.

I’ll be back

NO ONE ****s with my family, ESPECIALLY not my father.

i am so ****ing riled up right now..


I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.

|F|U|C|K| |U|

ALI

Avatar: Middle Finger
1

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Lulz, u crazy gay. u-> Log in to see images!


ta maman

Urmean15

Avatar: 2020 Fri Feb 27 17:24:14 -0500 2009

Level 27 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Sorry, I read that as “A man ****ed my father tonight.”

st0pped

Avatar: Cockroach

Level 8 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

u r both right


I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.

|F|U|C|K| |U|

Urmean15

Avatar: 2020 Fri Feb 27 17:24:14 -0500 2009

Level 27 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

AWESOME

ArmyofJuan

Avatar: Bug (Microscopic)

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

how many people were in the bar?

im guessing 2-4


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st0pped

Avatar: Cockroach

Level 8 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

there was at least 60kB.


I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.

|F|U|C|K| |U|

ArmyofJuan

Avatar: Bug (Microscopic)

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

now that i think about it, i didnt even know they let 6 year olds into bars. But i guess since your dad was with you. But im glad to hear you beat up the bar tender with your sippy cup


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Dante Kinkade

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5

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 10 Emo Kid

TSB-positive

So you got revenge by sucking the bartenders male reproductive organ after he ****ed your dad?

Well I guess thats what trolls do.


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ArmyofJuan

Avatar: Bug (Microscopic)

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Dante Kinkade Posted:

So you got revenge by sucking the bartenders male reproductive organ after he ****ed your dad?

Well I guess thats what trolls do.

Atleast he didn’t sit there and cry while slitting his wrists to journeys “dont stop believing”


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rIcKy-Love-7-
75

Avatar: Cockroach

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

lol ur dad got ****ed in the but


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DarkBlueScre-
am

Avatar: Webcam Girl
2

[The Unstoppable 105]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

ArmyofJuan Posted:

Atleast he didn’t sit there and cry while slitting his wrists to journeys “dont stop believing”

OMG I love that song!!!!!

XXX

DBS

DarkBlueScream edited this message on 03/18/2008 10:08PM

funkytowel

Avatar: Rocker Chick
9

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

rIcKy-Love-775 Posted:

lol ur dad got ****ed in the but

Ha,ha his dad got raped in the bum, thats so funnyLog in to see images!

Otis

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

I would have punched the doorman in the adam’s apple on the way out. Just for dramatic effect. No one ****s with your father.

Havoc Fish

Avatar: Rocker Chick

Level 9 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

My Dad so like totally ****ed your Dad but you Dad totally so enjoyed it!!!!!!


If you want to get a Emo out of tree cut the rope, of better yet flutter your eyelids and get a Troll to do it.

Oh_No_Shrubs

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2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Hahaha a kid I knew in elementary school had a dad who went to a bar, and was attacked by a violent drunk. His dad accidentaly killed him in self defense. Turns out he was planning on killing the guy anyways, and brought a knife with him.


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Vince Russo

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7

[WeChall]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

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Korn-Nazi

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Level 4 Emo Kid

“Emotionally Stable”

Wow your amazing. I could never do something like that.


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