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Shock CONSPIRACY ALERT: THE RAP BATTLE CONTEST

Generic Raci-
st

Avatar: 113010 Sat Mar 28 01:20:15 -0400 2009
1

Level 35 Troll

i'm a dirty fine upstanding member of society myself lulz

The search for the biggest borumwarz boon is actually a vast conspiracy perpetrated by klan **** you.

Xibit 1: Angry Hoboon alt reveal http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/38078-forumwarz-caricatures

The reasons for this are two fold:

1. destroy klan TAM

Originally myself, CS, and AAZH were support to enter the contest, us being the biggest fine upstanding member of societys in our klan. Angry Hobo (from here on refered to as “the boon”Log in to see images! bumumed that mbumive downvoting would cause us to whine and cry as seen here:

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/37825-unstoppablechan-vs-celerysteve-flowinwarz-rap-mother****in-battle-round-1

Once the boon saw this was a srs contest for mad interbum respects, he alt revealed in the first link i posted. Once AAZH saw this and realized he had been bamboozled, he immediately cut his losses and withdrew from the contest here:

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/38052-flowinwarz-rap-mother****in-battle-round-2-aahz-vs-fail

Of course the boon could have never guessed his plan would have worked so well that he would have actually pushed AAZH to quit the game, but it did.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/38123-goodbye

2. Klan **** You recruiting.

Being a federally funded klan, **** You is under intense pressure to keep their fine upstanding member of society population greater than 90%. What better way to find fine upstanding member of societys then host this battle? Take a look at these contestants who where previously unklaned now proud memebers of klan **** you.

http://www.forumwarz.com/profiles/Bong-Hitz ~probably a SEMC alt

http://www.forumwarz.com/profiles/UnstoppableChan

http://www.forumwarz.com/profiles/baou30

I know some naysayers will say what about Chawin? In this thread he begs for admission into **** You:

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/37877-klan-****-you-recruiting-thread-the-official

Well Chawin isn’t a fine upstanding member of society he is a wigger with pics posted on here in all his white fine upstanding member of societyloving glory. Adding him would have reduced to the klan’s population to around 82%.

3. So what will happen in the contest??

The original plan was to match CS and AAZH in the finals and let their huge egos tear apart not only tam but themselves. The boon will now either replace AAZH with Lament, or match CS with a new **** You recruit in the finals and have CS lose.

Generic Racist edited this message on 06/26/2009 8:52PM

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Zagreus

Avatar: 113654 2010-01-13 11:46:06 -0500

[BBQF0 Judgement an-
d Rules Committee
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Level 29 Hacker

Government stooge

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Stile

Avatar: Corset 1

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 13 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

ewwww wtf, like, blak ppl are like soooooooo GROSS!!!!!

bum i herd they have rly big male reproductive organs so maybe they arn’t that bad Log in to see images!

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
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[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

ITT: TAM goes “BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW”. A LOT. Stay tuned Log in to see images!


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CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

I support this thread.

I just love vast conspiracy theories, and, to be honest, I’ve always pictured Hobo as some form of evil genius.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
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[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

CoreyJess Posted:

I support this thread.

I just love vast conspiracy theories, and, to be honest, I’ve always pictured Hobo as some form of evil genius.

Definitely this this this. It’s so fitting and perfect.


Look, shock images! I’m edgy! Please remember me.

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

Generic Raci-
st

Avatar: 113010 Sat Mar 28 01:20:15 -0400 2009
1

Level 35 Troll

i'm a dirty fine upstanding member of society myself lulz

Stile Posted:

ewwww wtf, like, blak ppl are like soooooooo GROSS!!!!!

bum i herd they have rly big male reproductive organs so maybe they arn’t that bad Log in to see images!

Nother Conspiracy

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KLAN **** YOU IS RECRUTING

The entity you seek is death.
The entity you seek is death.
The entity you seek is death.
The entity you seek is death.
The entity you seek is death.
The entity you seek is death.
The entity you seek is death.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

PAUL IS DEAD
PAUL IS DEAD
PAUL IS DEAD
PAUL IS DEAD
PAUL IS DEAD
PAUL IS DEAD
PAUL IS DEAD

Adapt edited this message on 06/26/2009 10:07PM

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Robok

Avatar: 97222 2010-01-07 13:42:28 -0500
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[The old goats have-
the stiffest horns
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Level 40 Troll

I LOVE FALCON!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA who cares?????Log in to see images!


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Robok

Avatar: 97222 2010-01-07 13:42:28 -0500
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[The old goats have-
the stiffest horns
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Level 40 Troll

I LOVE FALCON!

Robok Posted:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA who cares?????Log in to see images!

oh yeah tam lol


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Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
35

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Generic Racist Posted:

The search for the biggest borumwarz boon is actually a vast conspiracy perpetrated by klan **** you.

Xibit 1: Angry Hoboon alt reveal http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/38078-forumwarz-caricatures

The reasons for this are two fold:

1. destroy klan TAM

Originally myself, CS, and AAZH were support to enter the contest, us being the biggest fine upstanding member of societys in our klan. Angry Hobo (from here on refered to as “the boon”Log in to see images! bumumed that mbumive downvoting would cause us to whine and cry as seen here:

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/37825-unstoppablechan-vs-celerysteve-flowinwarz-rap-mother****in-battle-round-1

Once the boon saw this was a srs contest for mad interbum respects, he alt revealed in the first link i posted. Once AAZH saw this and realized he had been bamboozled, he immediately cut his losses and withdrew from the contest here:

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/38052-flowinwarz-rap-mother****in-battle-round-2-aahz-vs-fail

Of course the boon could have never guessed his plan would have worked so well that he would have actually pushed AAZH to quit the game, but it did.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/38123-goodbye

2. Klan **** You recruiting.

Being a federally funded klan, **** You is under intense pressure to keep their fine upstanding member of society population greater than 90%. What better way to find fine upstanding member of societys then host this battle? Take a look at these contestants who where previously unklaned now proud memebers of klan **** you.

http://www.forumwarz.com/profiles/Bong-Hitz ~probably a SEMC alt

http://www.forumwarz.com/profiles/UnstoppableChan

http://www.forumwarz.com/profiles/baou30

I know some naysayers will say what about Chawin? In this thread he begs for admission into **** You:

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/37877-klan-****-you-recruiting-thread-the-official

Well Chawin isn’t a fine upstanding member of society he is a wigger with pics posted on here in all his white fine upstanding member of societyloving glory. Adding him would have reduced to the klan’s population to around 82%.

3. So what will happen in the contest??

The original plan was to match CS and AAZH in the finals and let their huge egos tear apart not only tam but themselves. The boon will now either replace AAZH with Lament, or match CS with a new **** You recruit in the finals and have CS lose.

An all TAM final would be so boss.

Lament

Avatar: 177568 Thu May 14 00:57:01 -0400 2009
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Level 30 Troll

Velociraptor

Me going up against Steve wouldn’t tear the klan apart. I’m incapable of bumhurt.


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Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
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Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Lament Posted:

Me going up against Steve wouldn’t tear the klan apart. I’m incapable of bumhurt.

It would become the funniest thread in Flamebait. By a wide margin.

Nailbomb

Avatar: 136542 Sun Apr 12 01:12:37 -0400 2009
3

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 69 Troll

the guy that rolled around in **** the most

Stile Posted:

ewwww wtf, like, blak ppl are like soooooooo GROSS!!!!!

bum i herd they have rly big male reproductive organs so maybe they arn’t that bad Log in to see images!

http://www.gejsten.dk/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/celebrate_diversity_guns.gif

Let the facts stand.


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”I’ve always felt that the real horror is next door to us, that the scariest monsters are our neighbors.”

George A. Romero

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Aldo_Anything Posted:

Flamebate got nailbombed

Nailbomb

Avatar: 136542 Sun Apr 12 01:12:37 -0400 2009
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[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
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Level 69 Troll

the guy that rolled around in **** the most

Zagreus Posted:

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http://zapatopi.net/afdb/ <—-Very informative. Must read.


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”I’ve always felt that the real horror is next door to us, that the scariest monsters are our neighbors.”

George A. Romero

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Aldo_Anything Posted:

Flamebate got nailbombed

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
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Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Nailbomb Posted:

http://www.gejsten.dk/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/celebrate_diversity_guns.gif

Let the facts stand.

I have fired every one of those models. Revolvers seem to have a tighter grouping than the semis, even though I’m a big fan of the Kimber. They make one hell of a firearm.

Sneaky27 Posted:

I have fired every one of those models. Revolvers seem to have a tighter grouping than the semis, even though I’m a big fan of the Kimber. They make one hell of a firearm.

JESUS RETURNS TO EARTH
JESUS RETURNS TO EARTH
JESUS RETURNS TO EARTH
JESUS RETURNS TO EARTH
JESUS RETURNS TO EARTH
JESUS RETURNS TO EARTH
JESUS RETURNS TO EARTH

I WILL PERSONALLY KILL THE BASTARD MYSELF. ALL CREATION OCCURS

BETWEEN AND AS OPPOSITES. YOU DUMB-bum, EARTH, THE UNIVERSE

AND EVERY LIVING THING IN IT

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
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Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Gene Ray Posted:

JESUS RETURNS TO EARTH
JESUS RETURNS TO EARTH
JESUS RETURNS TO EARTH
JESUS RETURNS TO EARTH
JESUS RETURNS TO EARTH
JESUS RETURNS TO EARTH
JESUS RETURNS TO EARTH

I WILL PERSONALLY KILL THE BASTARD MYSELF. ALL CREATION OCCURS

BETWEEN AND AS OPPOSITES. YOU DUMB-bum, EARTH, THE UNIVERSE

AND EVERY LIVING THING IN IT

lolwut?

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
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[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

I still don’t get what aahz was so bumhurt about.


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