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Shock FlowinWarz Rap Mother****in' Battle: Round 2 - Lament vs. Deific Blunder

ZomBiggie Sm-
alls

Avatar: 186903 Fri Jun 19 15:58:57 -0400 2009

Level 24 Troll

Life After Death

last battle up

fo sho not tha least

both playas skated through last round

like dey some kinda beast

Lament vs. Deific Blunder

n its a failrapper feast

if you aint got tha skills

make like patch n take pills

dis is a one-way ticket to all thrills

no frills

each one spills out his heart on tha page

black lyrical rage

y’all fine upstanding member of societys comin’ out tha cage

anyone watchin’ stand up, stand back

fine upstanding member of societys best win/fail attack

 

n to tha pimpbum macs

give it yo best crack

first one up, pretend you is black

Lament at tha mic

make yo opponent yo snack

ZPac Shakorp-
se

Avatar: 186901 Fri Jun 19 15:42:40 -0400 2009

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 31 Camwhore

Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods

This round ain’t gonna be so easy Lament, betta step up correct.

Lament

Avatar: 177568 Thu May 14 00:57:01 -0400 2009
2

Level 30 Troll

Velociraptor

Fresh from my warmup on that Grey Goose goon,

One third of the trio with egos blown up like balloons,

This is the next coming of the ForumWarz rookie of the year.

I’m Lament, and you’ll be doing just that when I’m done here.

First off, props to my boy DB.

Like a Dung Beetle, he rolled with a pile of **** to get a victory.

He’s the pound-for-pound king who claims to be ‘verbose’.

But big words can’t really help you when you can’t come close,

To the flow that I lay down with my superior breed,

Of intellectual, sexually perverted, acidy comedy.

I know this battle might get rough, and I might get thrown in the mud,

But your beats are crippled like Timmeh. I’m Bugs Bunny. You’re Elmer Fudd.

You’re a dud, bud. You’re trying to **** out a forest fire,

And while I’m high on this herb, it’s a dumb move to conspire,

To defeat my beat with your Grade-C meat. Have a seat.

You look too low on Ego to go up against me, a Grade-A creep.

To all you other little eavesdroppers watchin’ the show,

Let me see two middle fingers from every seat in every row.

Show your appreciation to this Cosmic Mistake.

He’s not a fake, but he’ll still bend over and take,

My snake.

Deific Blund-
er

Avatar: 74127 2010-07-25 10:31:51 -0400
17

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

I **** FISH AND I HAVE NO BROWNIE POINTS AND I LOVE male reproductive organ

Gather ‘round fight fans, welcome to the show

My period has me cranky, I’m feelin’ a heavy flow

Lament is West Side snappin’, so I guess it’s time to throw

Gunna mount up on this oxen and pull back on his yoke

Like I caught playa taggin’ his **** all down my street

Grant him a lyrical skull ****ing ‘till I ruin the sheets

Now my seeds in your head, floatin’ in your socket

Yeah, I stole your beat, but that’s ‘cause you dropped it

Your corner is tossin’ towels praying the ref is gunna stop it

A DB model MIG has lock, you should eject from male reproductive organpit

Your ‘chute touches down, your blood begins to pound

Strainin’ not to panic while taking in what surrounds

Did that tree just move?! What the **** was that sound?!

Fear creeping ‘cause now you know you’re on enemy grounds

Hunt ya like big game, then reduce ya down to slag

Lament for your family then ship you home in a bag

UnstoppableC-
han

Avatar: 43381 Sat Jun 27 00:58:41 -0400 2009
17

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I like this one, two of the four people who advanced and deserved it throwing down. Should be good, winvoted both rhymes.

Lament

Avatar: 177568 Thu May 14 00:57:01 -0400 2009
2

Level 30 Troll

Velociraptor

A’ight, props, yo. You didn’t fail to fire back.

You tossed a wrench into my flow and had my game outta whack.

But that was yesterday, kid. And now I’m here to collect,

On the thrashing I owe you for your blatant disrespect.

You call collect, ‘cuz your Flezz don’t flow like mine.

You try to stand tall, but no one can hear you whine.

And in time, you’ll fizzle just like all the rest.

You’re drownin’ in your pipe dreams if you think you’re the best.

If you were a lifeguard, some boy would probably die,

If you swim like you rap, like a rock, you’d sink in no time.

And I’d pull you to shore, if I could find you a rope,

But now you’re drowning in a sea of failure; a lost hope.

Log in to see images!

*cough cough cough*

Now I got some herbs in my oven, all bubblin’ and brewin’.

Watch my eyes glaze over and soon I’m all tuned in,

To the frequency that frightens all fakers away.

I’ve got you twisting in the wind. I’ll send your bum all the way to next Sunday.

You’ve held on strong up through all these grenades,

Of hate-filled harmonics raining down on your parade.

But like the little train that couldn’t, you can’t climb the hill,

But that’s the price that you pay for these kinds of cheap thrills.

So keep on truckin, my little brainfrost-bitten genius.

I’ll turn my volume down and let you close the gap between us.

Because before the gong chimes and it’s time for recess,

You’ll be pbumed out on the floor, without a heartbeat in your chest.

’CUZ YOU RUNNIN’ OUTTA BREATH fine upstanding member of society.

Lament

Avatar: 177568 Thu May 14 00:57:01 -0400 2009
2

Level 30 Troll

Velociraptor

By the way, both the required references can be found in my first post. Note the ‘Timmeh’ and the ‘Bugs Bunny/Elmer Fudd’.

BUT DON’T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT. [/readingrainbow]

Log in to see images! Lament edited this message on 06/27/2009 1:38AM

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

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Lament Posted:

If you were a lifeguard, some boy would probably die,

If you swim like you rap, like a rock, you’d sink in no time.

lmao what is this ****

Lament

Avatar: 177568 Thu May 14 00:57:01 -0400 2009
2

Level 30 Troll

Velociraptor

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I wish my skillz could stack up to these two.

Lament

Avatar: 177568 Thu May 14 00:57:01 -0400 2009
2

Level 30 Troll

Velociraptor

I hope you’re cookin’ up something delicious DB.

Deific Blund-
er

Avatar: 74127 2010-07-25 10:31:51 -0400
17

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

I **** FISH AND I HAVE NO BROWNIE POINTS AND I LOVE male reproductive organ

Sorry actually just got back. Didn’t mean to eat into our time, but my girl got 10 hours of shore leave and I can’t pbum up what little time I get with her. I’ll get to work and try to have something by morning/early afternoon tomorrow.

Deific Blund-
er

Avatar: 74127 2010-07-25 10:31:51 -0400
17

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

I **** FISH AND I HAVE NO BROWNIE POINTS AND I LOVE male reproductive organ

Lament’s tryin’ to hang and it has me at a loss

Do you think you’re Tony Danza? **** I’M the boss

I have a bevy of skill that won’t just leave you in stitches

Before you defend a coroner is cleaning **** from your britches

You were at a disadvantage as you stepped on the scene

Son, you’re just a foamy pint and I’m BINGEBOT 2015

I can’t afford a rival as new Dictator Emcee

Lock you in the shower, give you a wash of Zyklon B

Because when it’s time to battle I always play for keeps

You’ll end up like all my enemies: A chalkline in the streets

When warring MC DB the only option is retreat

You’re like a summer project rowboat against the US Naval Fleet

I spit heroin mainlined in veins that are varicose

Too late you realize the quality leaves you much more than comatose

A dominance so legendary you’ll look it up on Snopes

Only to find a single line stating, “Th-Th-That’s All Folks!”

Lament

Avatar: 177568 Thu May 14 00:57:01 -0400 2009
2

Level 30 Troll

Velociraptor

The round’s almost over, but you have yet to knock me out.

I hope your **** gets better, ‘cuz I’m still cleaving your clouts.

My melon’s keen like a razor. It severs meat from the bone.

I’ll leave you stranded in the desert without a place to call home.

I smoke those clones, get in the zone, and trip up your pace.

Stick a stick in your spokes, and watch you fall on your face.

You’re a disgrace to anyone claimin’ they skilled.

I’ll bore my point through your skull, even if I have to get the drill.

Son, you’ll be killed if you continue to pursue me.

I’ll stop your heart like Michael Jackson’s when he did that zombie movie.

‘Cuz I’m the judge. The jury. And I flip the switch too.

And I’ve got you strapped to a chair, poised to give you the juice.

Tie a noose around your neck, and kick you off of the table.

You might Houdini out of this, but I doubt that you’ll be able.

‘Cuz I’m handling the money, and you’re serving the food.

And I’m sorry, but you’re fired. You’ve got a bad work attitude.

Deific Blund-
er

Avatar: 74127 2010-07-25 10:31:51 -0400
17

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

I **** FISH AND I HAVE NO BROWNIE POINTS AND I LOVE male reproductive organ

A bad work attitude? Can you believe this dude?

Your flow leaves me hungry like some Chinese food

Now it’s time to lay it down so this charade can conclude

Break ya so completely have ya cryin’ like AAHZ’s brood

Black is my mood and should clue that you’re screwed

Like dumping you in the State pen yard completely nude

I’m one of the sadistic lifers, you can’t hold a torch

Have some hard bum fine upstanding member of societys hold ya while I **** your face hoarse

Alas, I’m a bit scraped ‘cause you gave it your all

But I’m the killer in the rest stop bathroom that leaves your brains on the stall

It’s the full-court press and you’re droppin’ the ball

You’re tantamount to garbage and I’m the cleansing squall

Blow your bum away ‘cause I don’t allow trash on my street

I’m genetically engineered for this, you can’t compete

As I leave you in a ditch I remember the tidying is incomplete

Place my kicks on your chest then proceed to wipe my feet

Deific Blund-
er

Avatar: 74127 2010-07-25 10:31:51 -0400
17

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

I **** FISH AND I HAVE NO BROWNIE POINTS AND I LOVE male reproductive organ

Good round and good luck Lament.

Lament

Avatar: 177568 Thu May 14 00:57:01 -0400 2009
2

Level 30 Troll

Velociraptor

For sure man. It was fun going punch for punch with you.

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