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Shock FlowinWarz Rap Mother****in' Battle: Round 2 - swine vs. Celerysteve

ZomBiggie Sm-
alls

Avatar: 186903 Fri Jun 19 15:58:57 -0400 2009

Level 24 Troll

Life After Death

holla to ma ladies, yo, yo

we gots some pig n some vegetables

n dey is rarin’ to go

SO

swine in da left

celerysteve in da right

spittin’ hot lines like dynamite

burnin’ crimes all day n night

check dis fight

all you fine upstanding member of societys duck for cover

best run to yo motha

 

winvote dese brothas

if you like

if you a psych

then failvote, awight?

first fine upstanding member of society takin’ the stand:

swine

have at, ma man

ZPac Shakorp-
se

Avatar: 186901 Fri Jun 19 15:42:40 -0400 2009

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 31 Camwhore

Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods

Do that ****, playaz!

ZPac Shakorp-
se

Avatar: 186901 Fri Jun 19 15:42:40 -0400 2009

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 31 Camwhore

Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods

If swine too scared, or too busy gettin’ woman's genitals, celerysteve can hop on this **** first, yo.

Nailbomb

Avatar: 136542 Sun Apr 12 01:12:37 -0400 2009
3

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 69 Troll

the guy that rolled around in **** the most

WTF 3 rounds in a row with no shows?

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Just checked this. I figured either I’d go first or he’d be done by now… You care if I go first if he’s hasn’t done anything in the next couple hours?

ZPac Shakorp-
se

Avatar: 186901 Fri Jun 19 15:42:40 -0400 2009

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 31 Camwhore

Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods

Y’all gonna make a fine upstanding member of society repeat himself?

ZPac Shakorpse Posted:

If swine too scared, or too busy gettin’ woman's genitals, celerysteve can hop on this **** first, yo.

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

I didn’t know this tread existed till I just did my usual vanity search.

To quote DJ Kool – Let me clear my throat. *Ahem*

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

In the last round, I came correct

All of my blows just seemed to connect

Now I’m against someone that I respect,

I guess I’ll have to put this busta in check.

But what can I say that hasn’t been said?

Besides CS give really good head.

He’s got a big mouth, like a good ho

And I’ll leave you a real vegetable

like Terry Schiavo.

How many times can you swallow my nut?

You can’t say ****, so keep your mouth shut.

I’ll give you a diss you won’t forget

Just like that woman's genitals you never get.

You should give up, after this verse,

Cause believe me fine upstanding member of society, It’ll just get worse.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

You’re sure to love this, Swine. I included my Looney Tunes/CZ employee reference as per the rules of this round:

http://www.mediafire.com/?jrmt0j1miml

Lament

Avatar: 177568 Thu May 14 00:57:01 -0400 2009
2

Level 30 Troll

Velociraptor

That **** was off the hook, Steve.

d4

Avatar: harblgar
19

[Tormenting Evil Kn-
uckles of Satan
]

Level 37 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

cs… lower the music a little, it was kinda difficult to listen to lyrics, though the beat owned. previous entries were better. AND where’s csrap4? i’m collecting this Log in to see images!

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

d4 Posted:

cs… lower the music a little, it was kinda difficult to listen to lyrics, though the beat owned. previous entries were better. AND where’s csrap4? i’m collecting this Log in to see images!

Thanks, here’s csrap 4:

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?dymwn4lynyy

This is not an entry in the current contest. I was working on it when round one closed. If you follow my round one thread this is a response to unstoppablechan’s last entry:

d4

Avatar: harblgar
19

[Tormenting Evil Kn-
uckles of Satan
]

Level 37 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

sweet \m/ keep it up

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
35

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Lament Posted:

That **** was off the hook, Steve.

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Yo!

It’s been a little while, but now I’m back

That crazy fine upstanding member of society, swine, with a counter attack.

Your audio **** was hard to understand,

But I know it’s hard to mix – using only one hand. Log in to see images!

And jokes on my name? That ****’s played out.

You really don’t want to know the things I do with my snout.

Seriously, I can do this without even tryin’

People love the dope rhymes I’m supplyin’

If you say different we’ll all know you’re lyin’

Face it, dog, your weak skills I’m denyin’

I’ll dot your eye, and send you home cryin’.

Here’s a quotable for your next track

Quit embarrbuming yourself, homie

Or at least stop being so whack.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Swine wins.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

was Posted:

Swine wins.

Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2010-01-24 16:17:15 -0500
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

was Posted:

Swine wins.

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
35

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

was Posted:

Swine wins.

His final stanza loses rhythm and abruptly changes rhyming scheme for no discernible reason. I mean, before that was p good, but the whole flow got thrown off there at the end. Not the dominating work of genius that would preclude further competition, is all I’m saying.

tl;dr Nuh-uh.

Sneaky27 edited this message on 06/27/2009 10:35PM

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Sneaky27 Posted:

His final stanza loses rhythm and abruptly changes rhyming scheme for no discernible reason. I mean, before that was p good, but the whole flow got thrown off there at the end. Not the dominating work of genius that would preclude further competition, is all I’m saying.

I actually had to deal with my daughter mid-rap, so, I kind of forgot what I was doing for a second.

I ****ed up, however, It can still be put to a beat if you know the scheme-change is coming.

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