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PhilANThropi-
St

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4

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

****ing fatties and loving it since he was a teen

What’s the best way to unchain my girlfriend from my toilet, without getting bitten?

flamin kooz

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10

[Urbanite Playboy N-
inja
]

Level 10 Camwhore

**** DOMINATION!

to be gay and bypbum females stupid mood swings and issues.

PhilANThropi-
St

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4

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

****ing fatties and loving it since he was a teen

No…I’ve lost my bolt cutters.

Desdemona De-
mentia

Avatar: Blood Cells

[Disco Galactica]

Level 31 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

Tranquiliser gun, man.

Cherrypie

Avatar: Bacteria
2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Shotgun. Loaded, if possible.

It’s not as messy as it sounds, trust me.

Ataraxis

Avatar: Tight Skirt
3

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Take your time… she will get hungry.

Give her only Chili to eat (the good stuff).

After a while you will hear some weird noises.Log in to see images!

Come back and you can do whatever you want (but don’t forget to protect your nose).Log in to see images!

She should wake up within a few hours, depending on your chili skills and her digestive skills.

Isn’t taht easy?Log in to see images! Ataraxis edited this message on 03/15/2008 1:18PM

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

This is an odd thread

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

kittiejenn Posted:

This is an odd thread

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Shishi

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
10

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Apologize profusely, then use key.

OH wait. First pick out your coffin.

Starve her for a few months and then use Crisco to slip her easily from her bindings

Purchase a bone saw and some ether (optional) and then remove the offending limbs.

1. Turn off your water main

2. Remove bolts at base of toilet

3. Lift toilet and slip chains through underneath

4. Accidentally break wax drain seal

5. A mysterious smell occurs!

Use a sledgehammer to smash the toilet

Use a sledgehammer to smash your girlfriend.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Use the toilet regardless of whether she is there or not.

Or better yet, say you’re heading out and wait outside for a few minutes before calling her. This doesn’t work if she has a cell on her and especially not if she has caller ID.

Dunatis edited this message on 06/16/2009 3:17AM
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