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What’s the best way to unchain my girlfriend from my toilet, without getting bitten? |
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Posted On: 03/15/2008 9:58AM | View PhilANThropiSt's Profile | # | ||||||
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to be gay and bypbum females stupid mood swings and issues. |
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Posted On: 03/15/2008 12:41PM | View flamin kooz's Profile | # | ||||||
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No…I’ve lost my bolt cutters. |
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Posted On: 03/15/2008 12:45PM | View PhilANThropiSt's Profile | # | ||||||
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Tranquiliser gun, man. |
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Posted On: 03/15/2008 1:02PM | View Desdemona Dement...'s Profile | # | ||||||
Shotgun. Loaded, if possible. It’s not as messy as it sounds, trust me. |
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Posted On: 03/15/2008 1:16PM | View Cherrypie's Profile | # | ||||||
Take your time… she will get hungry. Give her only Chili to eat (the good stuff). After a while you will hear some weird noises.Log in to see images! Come back and you can do whatever you want (but don’t forget to protect your nose).Log in to see images! She should wake up within a few hours, depending on your chili skills and her digestive skills.
Isn’t taht easy?Log in to see images! Ataraxis edited this message on 03/15/2008 1:18PM |
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Posted On: 03/15/2008 1:16PM | View Ataraxis's Profile | # | ||||||
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This is an odd thread |
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Posted On: 06/14/2009 1:18AM | View kittiejenn's Profile | # | ||||||
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kittiejenn Posted:
signed Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 06/14/2009 1:23AM | View Fingerz's Profile | # | ||||||
Apologize profusely, then use key.
OH wait. First pick out your coffin. |
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Posted On: 06/15/2009 12:12AM | View Shishi's Profile | # | ||||||
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Starve her for a few months and then use Crisco to slip her easily from her bindings |
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Posted On: 06/16/2009 2:08AM | View 1337xxxxxxxxxlol...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Purchase a bone saw and some ether (optional) and then remove the offending limbs. |
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Posted On: 06/16/2009 2:13AM | View 1337xxxxxxxxxlol...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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1. Turn off your water main 2. Remove bolts at base of toilet 3. Lift toilet and slip chains through underneath 4. Accidentally break wax drain seal 5. A mysterious smell occurs! |
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Posted On: 06/16/2009 2:16AM | View 1337xxxxxxxxxlol...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Use a sledgehammer to smash the toilet |
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Posted On: 06/16/2009 2:18AM | View 1337xxxxxxxxxlol...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Use a sledgehammer to smash your girlfriend. |
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Posted On: 06/16/2009 2:19AM | View 1337xxxxxxxxxlol...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Use the toilet regardless of whether she is there or not.
Or better yet, say you’re heading out and wait outside for a few minutes before calling her. This doesn’t work if she has a cell on her and especially not if she has caller ID. Dunatis edited this message on 06/16/2009 3:17AM |
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Posted On: 06/16/2009 3:16AM | View Dunatis's Profile | # | ||||||