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It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the ****es I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badbum, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari’s have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my male reproductive organ. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my male reproductive organ. Booya.
Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch male reproductive organ is going inside of her woman's genitals, hitting them walls. I’m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I’m ****ing her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says “harder.” V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my male reproductive organ. There had to have been about two pints of great times everywhere. People say I great times like a pornstar, I wouldn’t disagree with them.
I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home. |
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Posted On: 06/15/2009 9:51PM | View _-_Chaos_-_'s Profile | # | ||||||
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oh god what is this i don’t even Log in to see images! This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it. |
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Posted On: 06/15/2009 9:54PM | View Adapt's Profile | # | ||||||
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story of my life Log in to see images!
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Posted On: 06/15/2009 10:01PM | View Celerysteve's Profile | # | ||||||
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p gay to read about some other dude’s huge male reproductive organ imo Log in to see images!
Green porno!
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Posted On: 06/15/2009 10:08PM | View Fortunato's Profile | # | ||||||
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OP will never get laid, imo. Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 06/15/2009 10:09PM | View scully's Profile | # | ||||||
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this is a good bumumption Log in to see images! This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it. |
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Posted On: 06/15/2009 10:11PM | View Adapt's Profile | # | ||||||
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Hey fabulous persons,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, very special, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid bum pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any woman's genitals? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all fabulous persons who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Log in to see images!
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Posted On: 06/15/2009 10:16PM | View Celerysteve's Profile | # | ||||||