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silversparrow

Avatar: Pink Dress
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Level 62 Camwhore

“Skank-Ass Ho-Bag”

I just returned from college to find that my mother had repainted my room, put all my teddy bears in storage somewhere, and “misplaced” a LOT of my favorite books, while my dad threw out the baseball glove I’d used for years.

So I’m bitter. Very, very bitter.

Possibly a C-
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Avatar: 76887 Fri Oct 24 03:39:44 -0400 2008
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Level 35 Hacker

Herbaceous, biennial, dicotyledonous , and flowering.

I don’t know just what possessed you

If I were a cop I’d arrest you

Mom, whats going on?

I know to you, it seemed like trash

But did you have to do something quite so rash?

Dad, this is really bad

You threw out my Nancy Drew books

My model horses from Mbumachusetts

All my Barbies and all my Kens

My stuffed animals, my childhood friends

I had never forgotten about them

How do I get along without them?

I feel so unsteady

Oh Nancy, I miss you already

I know I seem a bit emphatic

After all, you just cleaned out the attic

But still, I feel ill

I collected all fifty-six

And you threw them out

You’re both such pricks

Oh, I miss them so

You threw out my Nancy Drew books

My model horses from Mbumachusetts

All my Barbies and all my Kens

My stuffed animals, my childhood friends

I had never forgotten about them

How do I get along without them?

I feel so unsteady

Oh Nancy, I miss you already

“The Mystery of the Ivory Charm”

And “The Secret of Red Gate Farm”

“The Message in the Hollow Oak”

And “The Clue in the Old Stagecoach”

“The Mystery at Lilac Inn”

And “The Mysterious Mannequin”

“The Clue in the Crumbling Wall”

And “The Ghost of Blackwood Hall”

I read them all, they were the best

How will you two ever rest?

I loved them each and every one

Oh, what the hell have you done?

You threw out my Nancy Drew books

My model horses from Mbumachusetts

All my Barbies and all my Kens

My stuffed animals, my childhood friends

I had never forgotten about them

How do I get along without them?

I feel so unsteady

Oh Nancy, I miss you already

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