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Feature Worst boyfriend ever?

priscilla

Avatar: Pink Dress
10

Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/savage-love/Content?oid=30928

Half-way through, I was going “lol jesus…”

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

holy **** that is awful

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Oh man.Log in to see images!

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

I hate people sometimes.

PseudoNymph

Avatar: 25470 Mon Jun 01 23:26:50 -0400 2009
13

[Sisterhood of the -
Quivering Rose
]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Sounds like my father. Log in to see images!

Well except the sex things. I can’t say for sure about those.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

in other news, dan savage is awesome and hilarious.

silversparrow

Avatar: Pink Dress
7

Level 57 Camwhore

“Justine Berry”

Ah, Savage Love. One of my favorite columns.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

Fortunato Posted:

in other news, dan savage is awesome and hilarious.

indeed

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Dan Savage needs a talk show. I’d get cable just to watch it.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

I looked up dan savage on Wikipedia and was immediately taken aback by the outrageously comical size of his arms.

Keakealani

Avatar: 183276 Sun May 31 19:53:42 -0400 2009

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Ugh, I can’t believe people, sometimes. @_@ The world is going crazy.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

Worst boyfriend ever, indeed

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

ahahahahaha

That’s hilarious, I already want to kick this guy’s bum.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

I’d say that the thing about guys like these that ****es me off almost as much as how much of an bumhole they are, is how they keep managing to get chicks. Where the hell do you girls find these people and can you seriously not do any better?

Keakealani

Avatar: 183276 Sun May 31 19:53:42 -0400 2009

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Dunatis Posted:

I’d say that the thing about guys like these that ****es me off almost as much as how much of an bumhole they are, is how they keep managing to get chicks. Where the hell do you girls find these people and can you seriously not do any better?

Yeah… and why are these girls so complacent? I think that’s the thing that drives me insane, is that relationship-induced Stockholm syndrome described in the article… not only do these girls go to these guys, but they stay with them and justify it. Just mental, if you ask me. But not to get all feminazi, but I think this problem would be a lot less severe if society didn’t keep telling girls that on the one hand they’re exactly equal to guys (and are therefore expected to be equal in all relationships, even if there are income discrepancies and the like) but at the same time that it’s their job to fix their relationships and “make things work” D: It’s just not really a very good model.

____

Avatar: 143340 Fri Mar 27 18:24:34 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Not as good as that news the other day, when a guy told to his girlfriend to “eat” him, and she almost tore his male reproductive organ apart with her teeth.

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

Fortunato Posted:

in other news, dan savage is awesome and hilarious.

qtiyd

priscilla

Avatar: Pink Dress
10

Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Keakealani Posted:

Yeah… and why are these girls so complacent? I think that’s the thing that drives me insane, is that relationship-induced Stockholm syndrome described in the article… not only do these girls go to these guys, but they stay with them and justify it. Just mental, if you ask me. But not to get all feminazi, but I think this problem would be a lot less severe if society didn’t keep telling girls that on the one hand they’re exactly equal to guys (and are therefore expected to be equal in all relationships, even if there are income discrepancies and the like) but at the same time that it’s their job to fix their relationships and “make things work” D: It’s just not really a very good model.

You know how guys sometimes to often let their male reproductive organs think for them? This is the female parallel. I disagree that women are expected to fix relationships more than men. A fair part of the problem is their lack of understanding of the world around them, or at least compared to men. I think the concept of emotional investment, as in that feelings are a scarce resource and placing them according to where you expect the most return, should be taught in school, especially to women.

I’ve been dealing recently with one of my best friends hung up over an ex months after the break-up. The problem is she’s not even trying to get over her (regularly contacts her, writes messages she doesn’t necessarily read), and her depressive bouts spill over into other relationships. She says she still loves her, and then follows with weak reasons. We’ve argued for hours about it. I don’t really get it. I’m not trying to sound sexist btw. Guys have their flaws too.

One of my best friends married a guy exactly like that. Bonus: He was addicted to tranny porn so bad it inhibited their sex life. Secretly gay or bi? I don’t know, but they’ve resolved it all and are trying to have a kid.

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