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Evil Trout Hunt the M.H. Game: MASTERMIND MONSTROUS HOMOGAY GENERICHAXOR WAS BANNED! EVERYONE WINS!

Sergeant Cid

MODERATOR
Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

SYSOP Command: Finalize Server Update

SYSOP Confirmation Code Request: XXXXXX-XXXXXX

Confirm Overwrite: Y/N? – Y


Bobby sighed as he stared at the monitor. It had been a long day. No, scratch that. It had been a long day and night. It had taken a lot longer than he thought to update the security. He couldn’t believe he’d left such an obvious hole open, for any wannabe hacker to waltz right through. And in fact, someone had done exactly that. Luckily, they weren’t nearly as clever as they thought. He thought about logging in and kicking them off the system permanently, but it was already 4 a.m. He had a long day of X-Box playing tomorrow afternoon, and he needed his rest. And besides, that’s what he had those ridiculous Moderators’ for. He opened up his sTalk messenger and checked to see who was online.


“Mmm, good,” he mumbled to himself. “DJBanstick is on. I’ll let him deal with this.”


Wicked Bbum: DJ, I got something for you to do.
DJBanstick: Hey, what's up big guy?
Wicked Bbum: Long night, time for bed.  I need you to permaban some bumhole that found an exploit but didn't report it properly.
DJBanstick: Whoa, what did it do?
Wicked Bbum: It allowed them to get dozens of extra Strawberry Cookies in the PVP part of the game.
DJBanstick: *gasp*  You mean, someone was cheating at Cookie Warz?
Wicked Bbum: Yup
DJBanstick: Those fiends!
Wicked Bbum: Yeah, I know.  But it's fixed no, so I need you to go ahead and permaban them.
DJBanstick: Uh, okay, but why can't you do it?
Wicked Bbum: What the **** do I pay you for, to ask stupid questions or to handle the petty **** for me?
DJBanstick: Well, technically you don't pay me...
Wicked Bbum: STFU.  Look, I'm tired, and I just want to get some sleep. (Plus, I need to rub one out to some midget tranny porn before I go to sleep.
DJBanstick: Um.... okay.
Wicked Bbum: Anyways, I'm Tubmailing you the profile now.  
DJBanstick: Okay, I'll handle it.  Go get some sleep.
Wicked Bbum: Thanks.  By the way, what was that link to the porn site you told me about yesterday?
DJBanstick: http://www.shortandstubbyshemales.com
Wicked Bbum: Awesome, thanks.
DJBanstick: NP.


DJ logged off of sTalk and clicked on his Tubmail.

“Ah, there’s the TM he just sent. I’ll just open it and…”

“****. I always confuse the open bumon and the delete bumon. Now how the hell am I supposed to know who to permaban?”

DJ thought to himself for a bit. “I’ve got it! I’ll just ban all the Monstrous Homogayz from the forum, and let Wicked Bbum sort it out when he wakes up! I are so smart!”


And so, DJ started scrolling through some names to decide who to ban first.

But you get to decide the next part of this story. Who does DJ Banstick ban first?

Big Brother

ChilePepino

generichaxor

Dunatis

the Ardent bumhedz

Aldo Anything

MeatLoafFan

Professor Commie PhD

Chawin

spacekadt

Chronic Boy

zagerblag

Ricket

_BeDhEaD_

l33tl00z3r

UnstoppableChan

Damion

A-Sat

GadgetArcrep

phantom_glee

revrent

Hurrvish

Fingerz

modness

Deific Blunder

CaptainDDL

Voting begins now. It ends at 9 p.m. forum time on Sunday, July 12th, 2009.

Get to it.

GadgetArcrep

Avatar: 79210 Tue Nov 18 18:12:30 -0500 2008
3

Level 30 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

I’ll kick this off. Random Voting Stage!

*Pumping techno intro sequence*

Vote: Aldo Anything

Name sounds like “I’ll do Anything” Therefore he wont mind if he gets banned.

Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted.

GadgetArcrep Posted:

Name sounds like “I’ll do Anything” Therefore he wont mind if he gets banned.

Sound logic.

Vote: Aldo_Anything

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

GadgetArcrep

Everybody knows first to talk are the wolf homogay. Log in to see images!

Ardent

Avatar: Sad Face
13

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Vote: Chronic boy

Because he’s a douche.

l33tl00z3r

Avatar: Code (Green)
6

[Billy vs Snakeman -
Gamers
]

Level 33 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

Vote: Aldo Anythin’

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
17

Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

ghax Posted:

Vote: Ricket

ghax edited this message on 07/09/2009 6:42AM

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Vote: mob rule I mean, Aldo AnythingLog in to see images!

CaptainDDL

Avatar: 34340 2009-09-30 16:41:31 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 63 Troll

Fran's Beautiful Lover XOXOXOXOXO

Vote: Aldo_Anything

Chronic-Boy

Avatar: 128365 2009-10-31 08:19:01 -0400
1

[WeChallNot]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

I tink vote: Aldo Anything cause he is a eurogay just makes sense.

Chronic-Boy edited this message on 07/09/2009 9:34AM

Damion

Avatar: 15735 Thu Apr 09 21:10:47 -0400 2009
14

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 57 Emo Kid

Wise guy overdrive

Vote: Aldo Anything

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

Big Brother because he made us wait so long.

Deific Blund-
er

Avatar: 74127 2010-07-25 10:31:51 -0400
17

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

I **** FISH AND I HAVE NO BROWNIE POINTS AND I LOVE male reproductive organ

Ricket Posted:

Sound logic.

Vote: Aldo_Anything

UnstoppableC-
han

Avatar: 43381 Sat Jun 27 00:58:41 -0400 2009
15

[WeChall]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

oh god oh god why are we even doing this? Logically if we vote randomly we’re more likely to kill a villager than a wolf?!

Vote: Aldo_Anything

UnstoppableChan edited this message on 07/09/2009 12:16PM

Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted.

Voting ghax next round, btw.

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Voting for Aldo b/c idk who else to vote for. Nothin’ personal, Aldo Log in to see images!

A-Sat

Avatar: 126056 Wed Jun 03 21:38:37 -0400 2009
6

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

l33tl00z3r is my vote.

This should be in private. Otherwise, everyone starts jumping on the bandwagon not to be left out.

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

A-Sat Posted:

This should be in private. Otherwise, everyone starts jumping on the bandwagon not to be left out.

That’s kind of what I was thinking. Maybe for next round, we just post in here “voted” and TM our votes to Sgt Cid?

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

In this case, public votes make it easier for me to randomly ban one of those who voted against me Log in to see images!

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

However then people can’t start accusing others of trying to lead the bandwagon suspiciously and the Special guys can’t use their abilities since they won’t know who is about to be killed. If we don’t know who’s voting for who it just becomes odds. Sure the first round is pretty much arbitrary but later on voting patterns can be determined making things interesting.

Aldo_Anything Posted:

In this case, public votes make it easier for me to randomly ban one of those who voted against me Log in to see images!

Is there any wonder why we’re calling you a Monstrous Homogay Log in to see images! Dunatis edited this message on 07/09/2009 6:22PM

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