SYSOP Command: Finalize Server Update

SYSOP Confirmation Code Request: XXXXXX-XXXXXX

Confirm Overwrite: Y/N? – Y

Bobby sighed as he stared at the monitor. It had been a long day. No, scratch that. It had been a long day and night. It had taken a lot longer than he thought to update the security. He couldn’t believe he’d left such an obvious hole open, for any wannabe hacker to waltz right through. And in fact, someone had done exactly that. Luckily, they weren’t nearly as clever as they thought. He thought about logging in and kicking them off the system permanently, but it was already 4 a.m. He had a long day of X-Box playing tomorrow afternoon, and he needed his rest. And besides, that’s what he had those ridiculous Moderators’ for. He opened up his sTalk messenger and checked to see who was online.

“Mmm, good,” he mumbled to himself. “DJBanstick is on. I’ll let him deal with this.”

Wicked Bbum: DJ, I got something for you to do.
DJBanstick: Hey, what's up big guy?
Wicked Bbum: Long night, time for bed.  I need you to permaban some bumhole that found an exploit but didn't report it properly.
DJBanstick: Whoa, what did it do?
Wicked Bbum: It allowed them to get dozens of extra Strawberry Cookies in the PVP part of the game.
DJBanstick: *gasp*  You mean, someone was cheating at Cookie Warz?
Wicked Bbum: Yup
DJBanstick: Those fiends!
Wicked Bbum: Yeah, I know.  But it's fixed no, so I need you to go ahead and permaban them.
DJBanstick: Uh, okay, but why can't you do it?
Wicked Bbum: What the **** do I pay you for, to ask stupid questions or to handle the petty **** for me?
DJBanstick: Well, technically you don't pay me...
Wicked Bbum: STFU.  Look, I'm tired, and I just want to get some sleep. (Plus, I need to rub one out to some midget tranny porn before I go to sleep.
DJBanstick: Um.... okay.
Wicked Bbum: Anyways, I'm Tubmailing you the profile now.  
DJBanstick: Okay, I'll handle it.  Go get some sleep.
Wicked Bbum: Thanks.  By the way, what was that link to the porn site you told me about yesterday?
DJBanstick: http://www.shortandstubbyshemales.com
Wicked Bbum: Awesome, thanks.
DJBanstick: NP.

DJ logged off of sTalk and clicked on his Tubmail.

“Ah, there’s the TM he just sent. I’ll just open it and…”

“****. I always confuse the open bumon and the delete bumon. Now how the hell am I supposed to know who to permaban?”

DJ thought to himself for a bit. “I’ve got it! I’ll just ban all the Monstrous Homogayz from the forum, and let Wicked Bbum sort it out when he wakes up! I are so smart!”

And so, DJ started scrolling through some names to decide who to ban first.

But you get to decide the next part of this story. Who does DJ Banstick ban first?

Big Brother

ChilePepino

generichaxor

Dunatis

the Ardent bumhedz

Aldo Anything

MeatLoafFan

Professor Commie PhD

Chawin

spacekadt

Chronic Boy

zagerblag

Ricket

_BeDhEaD_

l33tl00z3r

UnstoppableChan

Damion

A-Sat

GadgetArcrep

phantom_glee

revrent

Hurrvish

Fingerz

modness

Deific Blunder

CaptainDDL

Voting begins now. It ends at 9 p.m. forum time on Sunday, July 12th, 2009.

Get to it.

GadgetArcrep Posted:

Name sounds like “I’ll do Anything” Therefore he wont mind if he gets banned.

Sound logic.

Vote: Aldo_Anything

Vote: Chronic boy

Because he’s a douche.

ghax Posted:

Vote: Ricket

Vote: Aldo_Anything

Vote: Aldo Anything

Ricket Posted:

Sound logic.

Vote: Aldo_Anything

Voting ghax next round, btw.

l33tl00z3r is my vote.

This should be in private. Otherwise, everyone starts jumping on the bandwagon not to be left out.

In this case, public votes make it easier for me to randomly ban one of those who voted against me Log in to see images!