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Sex I thought it was impossible, but...

KellySunshine

Avatar: Goiter

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Dante Kinkade Posted:

One guy would need to have a huge male reproductive organ, like a 137 inch male reproductive organ. Log in to see images!

I don’t have a 137 inch male reproductive organ, but I do have balls of steel. Is that okay? Log in to see images!


I have balls of steel.

intooblivion

Avatar: intooblivion's Avatar

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Maybe you could settle for just hitting your male reproductive organs together or rubbing them against each other till you spurt.

Not quite sure of the effectiveness though.


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ArmyofJuan

Avatar: Bug (Microscopic)

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

i spurt every night before i go to bed. Helps me sleep better

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Warpvader

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard
2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

ArmyofJuan Posted:

i spurt every night before i go to bed. Helps me sleep better

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Same here.


I can’t think of something creative and imaginative, so I’m just going to have to do with this sentence right here.

Unicorns

Avatar: Sad Face

Level 7 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

wqe

wilD-****22

Avatar: wilD-sLuT22's Avatar
4

Level 10 Camwhore

i'm such a tedious, utterly useless **** that i deserve nothing more than a stock **** avatar

MY Log in to see images! IS ROUGHLY 545000 MEGAPARSECS LONG, WITH AVERAGE WIDTH OF 100000 MEGAPARSECS…YOU MORTALS KNOW IT AS “THE UNIVERSE” BUT THE UNIVERSE IS NO HOMO, SO YOU MAY NOT SUCK MY male reproductive organ. THO I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE UPON ITS SURFACE LIKE THE PUNY KLINGONS YOU ARE. ALSO, THIS THREAD IS FLAMING, BUT PARTLY AMUSING…THAT IS ALL FOR NOW.

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