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Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Roleplaying every other clbum is nice and easy (less so for Emo kids but still…Log in to see images! but what the hell do hackers do that can be roleplayed? It being my main I treat it as an amalgamation of all the other clbumes which then happens to coalesce into me though I tend to lean towards being a permanoob/camwhore IRL. But what are they like?

To RP a Hacker do I have to break the game, get banned and then hack my way back in? In MySpace Tom the only good Hacker RPer on the entire site? IS HE!?!?!

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[15:09] <Dunatis> The US is very good at not getting involved in major worlds wars until the last year or two and then giving itself all the credit

[15:10] <&Phuquit> and it seems to me that the US feels so bad about turning up late for the last 2 world wars that it’s determined to be REALLY punctual for the next one

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

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kraigu

Avatar: 132907 2010-01-24 16:36:53 -0500
22

Level 69 Hacker

Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

Dunatis Posted:

Roleplaying every other clbum is nice and easy (less so for Emo kids but still…Log in to see images! but what the hell do hackers do that can be roleplayed? It being my main I treat it as an amalgamation of all the other clbumes which then happens to coalesce into me though I tend to lean towards being a permanoob/camwhore IRL. But what are they like?

To RP a Hacker do I have to break the game, get banned and then hack my way back in? In MySpace Tom the only good Hacker RPer on the entire site? IS HE!?!?!

Pretend you’re an angry white guy who gets no sex that doesn’t come from fapping and thinks being able to install Linux automatically makes them better than everybody else.

IOW, it should come naturally to most FWZ types, hacker characters are generally bumumed to be script kiddiez.

Samildanach

Avatar: 143751 Tue May 19 21:18:21 -0400 2009
11

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

kraigu Posted:

Pretend you’re an angry white guy who gets no sex that doesn’t come from fapping and thinks being able to install Linux automatically makes them better than everybody else.

IOW, it should come naturally to most FWZ types, hacker characters are generally bumumed to be script kiddiez.

Linux installation not required.

Just pretend you’re the kind of dude who knows how to find things smarter people have created, and use them to **** with people who didn’t expect to be ****ed with.

You’re not a spy, a thief, a burglar, or even a mugger. You’re a dude who throws bricks through people’s windows, climbs in to **** all over their stuff, and thinks that you’re superior to the victims because no one has done it to you yet. They deserved it for having ground floor windows, and you live on the second floor (of your parents’ house).

That is the essential zen of being a script kiddie.


He who argues with morons might take care, lest he thereby become a moron.

And if you gaze for long into the Internet, the Internet gazes also into you.

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

Talk about how much your kiloflops is upgraded to the max that it makes the gigarams cry in binary.

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

If in doubt, this is the best code for anything ever:

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Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

So what I’m hearing is self-righteous white male reproductive organbag who is actually a ‘tard and likes to show off their non-existing skillz that were copy-pasta’d from somewhere else. But they do have the legitimate skill of knowing how and where to get lots of free porn.

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[15:09] <Dunatis> The US is very good at not getting involved in major worlds wars until the last year or two and then giving itself all the credit

[15:10] <&Phuquit> and it seems to me that the US feels so bad about turning up late for the last 2 world wars that it’s determined to be REALLY punctual for the next one

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

alternately, be Myspace Tom.


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Green porno!

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Over9000Vibr-
atingDoldoes

Avatar: Donkey

Level 15 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

Have constant screeching arguments with other “hackers” over which Linux distro is best, while real professionals are upgrading from Windows 2003 to Windows 2008 and not really taking notice of you.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
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Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

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Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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let ur eyes lose focus of the screen til its a blurr and say 3 time: reggintoggaf reggintoggaf reggintoggaf

at taht point the hells should open and swallow youre corpullent, rotting meatframe and thusly negatin teh need for u to post again forr a eternity

win/win


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Samildanach

Avatar: 143751 Tue May 19 21:18:21 -0400 2009
11

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Dunatis Posted:

So what I’m hearing is self-righteous white male reproductive organbag who is actually a ‘tard and likes to show off their non-existing skillz that were copy-pasta’d from somewhere else. But they do have the legitimate skill of knowing how and where to get lots of free porn.

Which means being myself should work out perfectly Log in to see images!

That’s pretty much why I went hacker, too.


He who argues with morons might take care, lest he thereby become a moron.

And if you gaze for long into the Internet, the Internet gazes also into you.

eat some cheeto and do the dew

live in u moms basement utnil she is died

then, just post what comes natrual son


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Robert James-
Fischer

Avatar: 43618 Wed Jul 08 18:15:24 -0400 2009
30

Level 35 Troll

World Chess Champion

I’m pretty sure Hacker RP isn’t asking how to RP a Hacker.

Do something like

10 REM EXAMPLE OF BRILLIANT HACKER RP

20 PRINT "I AM A HACKER"


cya

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

hey


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-MLF-

Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
6

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

Dunatis Posted:

Roleplaying every other clbum is nice and easy (less so for Emo kids but still…Log in to see images! but what the hell do hackers do that can be roleplayed? It being my main I treat it as an amalgamation of all the other clbumes which then happens to coalesce into me though I tend to lean towards being a permanoob/camwhore IRL. But what are they like?

To RP a Hacker do I have to break the game, get banned and then hack my way back in? In MySpace Tom the only good Hacker RPer on the entire site? IS HE!?!?!

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I’M A SIG-DISABLING male reproductive organMONGLER

Delura Bjorn

Avatar: 45358 Mon May 25 13:54:37 -0400 2009

Level 15 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

sombody hacked my pohtobukit how do i stop them?????/?


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Samildanach

Avatar: 143751 Tue May 19 21:18:21 -0400 2009
11

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Delura Bjorn Posted:

sombody hacked my pohtobukit how do i stop them?????/?

Who has done this nefarious thing? Surely we could stop him, for someone who looks like this:

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He who argues with morons might take care, lest he thereby become a moron.

And if you gaze for long into the Internet, the Internet gazes also into you.

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

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