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Sex [NSFW] Contest win 5bp IRL Smallest male reproductive organ
Poll: Does Length make a Difference?
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DarkArmy

Avatar: 168859 Thu Jul 23 14:34:06 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

This contest is for 5bp. CALLING ALL CHODES

1 – Photo of your male reproductive organ IRL (in real life) or your man’s male reproductive organ or a male reproductive organ you like to visit from time to time.

2 – Must have a hand written sign in the photo that reads (FWZ make me hard)

3 – Must have a frame of reference like a ruler or quarter sitting in the head.

4 – Shortest male reproductive organ wins

5 – Hard male reproductive organ get 1/4 inch deducted from the length. (So that a bonus for you)

6 – Lips on male reproductive organ get 1/2 inch deducted from length. (Don’t obscure view)

7 – You may re-post but you most recent post counts.

8 – Contest ends 6/25/09

The shorter the better but if you will to take a picture of your male reproductive organ while hard we will deduct 1/4 inch to make your odds of winning better. Same with the lip action (any lips you wish… i was thinking a woman mouth but this can be left to interpretation.

HEY HARD SOFT. I DONT CARE….

WE LOVE TROLLING… TROLLING IS THE GREATEST THING ON EARTH… TROLL TIL HEARTS CONTENT

DarkArmy edited this message on 06/11/2009 9:23AM

Sancdar

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35

[Team Shortbus]

Level 50 Camwhore

LCC club

DarkArmy Posted:

4 – Shortest male reproductive organ wins

5 – Hard male reproductive organ get 1/4 inch deducted from the length. (So that a bonus for you)

6 – Lips on male reproductive organ get 1/2 inch deducted from length. (Don’t obscure view)

I’m not trying to troll here, just asking for clarification regarding rule 5. Does your male reproductive organ only gain a quarter of an inch when you get hard?

male reproductive organ lips

Sancdar

Avatar: Sancdar's Avatar
35

[Team Shortbus]

Level 50 Camwhore

LCC club

Oh also when does the contest end?

DarkArmy

Avatar: 168859 Thu Jul 23 14:34:06 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Sancdar Posted:

Oh also when does the contest end?

Thanks!

I fixed the original post.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

I never thought that there would be a contest I’d be glad I am completely unable to win.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Shii Posted:

I never thought that there would be a contest I’d be glad I am completely unable to win.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Now that’s an original idea. I approve Log in to see images!

DarkArmy

Avatar: 168859 Thu Jul 23 14:34:06 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

need some photos people

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

So wait, we’re allowed to be soft? Are we allowed to pull puppetry of the male reproductive organ type stuff too?

Ardent

Avatar: Sad Face
13

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Do i post my male reproductive organ turgid or flaccid? Mines pretty small, but it swells up like a **** when I’m turned on. I don’t think I can win a hard male reproductive organ contest, but with a cold shower, I’m sure I could win otherwise. Could you please specify what state the male reproductive organ should be in? Thanks.

Possibly a C-
abbage

Avatar: 76887 Fri Oct 24 03:39:44 -0400 2008
9

[Leafy Green Vegeta-
bles
]

Level 35 Hacker

Herbaceous, biennial, dicotyledonous , and flowering.

If you want to take advantage of the “shrinkage” factor, ice water is a lot colder if you salt it.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Possibly a Cabbage Posted:

If you want to take advantage of the “shrinkage” factor, ice water is a lot colder if you salt it.

or if you used alcohol, even lower freezing point there.

DarkArmy

Avatar: 168859 Thu Jul 23 14:34:06 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Adapt Posted:

or if you used alcohol, even lower freezing point there.

i think alcohol might burn like a SOB…

You know its fun when smash up hot peppers and then rub them all over your sack and male reproductive organ… Try it.

Oh don’t forget the seeds

DarkArmy edited this message on 06/10/2009 3:38PM

cya

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

If OP can edit his post so can I, ****.

cya edited this message on 06/11/2009 11:12AM

DarkArmy

Avatar: 168859 Thu Jul 23 14:34:06 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Chawin Posted:

The OP has stated no trolling, yet the last three posts have been so.

Users should be banned for trolling, as well as the OP for toxx.

Maybe you need to learn to read young man. No where did i say trolling was not allowed. You should be banned for misinformation.

Possibly a C-
abbage

Avatar: 76887 Fri Oct 24 03:39:44 -0400 2008
9

[Leafy Green Vegeta-
bles
]

Level 35 Hacker

Herbaceous, biennial, dicotyledonous , and flowering.

Chawin Posted:

The OP has stated no trolling, yet the last three posts have been so.

I was trying to be helpful. Can you explain how that’s trolling?

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

DarkArmy Posted:

No where did i say trolling was not allowed.

So trolling is allowed?

Bigandtasty

Avatar: 67579 Sat Jan 17 15:30:20 -0500 2009
12

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

DarkArmy Posted:

This contest is for 5bp. CALLING ALL CHODES

1 – Photo of your male reproductive organ IRL (in real life) or your man’s male reproductive organ or a male reproductive organ you like to visit from time to time.

2 – Must have a hand written sign in the photo that reads (FWZ make me hard)

3 – Must have a frame of reference like a ruler or quarter sitting in the head.

4 – Shortest male reproductive organ wins

5 – Hard male reproductive organ get 1/4 inch deducted from the length. (So that a bonus for you)

6 – Lips on male reproductive organ get 1/2 inch deducted from length. (Don’t obscure view)

7 – You may re-post but you most recent post counts.

8 – Contest ends 6/25/09

The shorter the better but if you will to take a picture of your male reproductive organ while hard we will deduct 1/4 inch to make your odds of winning better. Same with the lip action (any lips you wish… i was thinking a woman mouth but this can be left to interpretation.

HEY HARD SOFT. I DONT CARE….

toxxin’ dis

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

If your male reproductive organ grows less than 1/4 an inch than just wow.

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