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CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

So my son spent the whole evening farting and laughing.

God, I’m proud of that boy.

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Posted On: 06/06/2009 10:37PM
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AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
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[Temple of the Anth-
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Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

lol your son sounds awesome.

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I value your contributions to the FWZ society, and respect your opinions, no matter how much they may vary from my own.

You ****ing fine upstanding member of society.
Posted On: 06/06/2009 10:39PM
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PJ Harvey

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“Cutty Cutterson”

You son shows signs of being a psychotic.

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Posted On: 06/06/2009 10:40PM
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CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

PJ Harvey Posted:

You son shows signs of being a psychotic.

Or, a really funny brat who finally ****s himself when he tries just a little too hard.

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Posted On: 06/06/2009 10:42PM
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CoreyJess

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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Besides,

 

 

<——— Does that look like the face of a psychotic kid?

Don’t get me wrong though, he is a rude little bastard.

CoreyJess edited this message on 06/06/2009 10:45PM
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Posted On: 06/06/2009 10:44PM
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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
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MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

tell him if he farts too hard his insides will come out

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Posted On: 06/06/2009 10:49PM
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CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

tell him if he farts too hard his insides will come out

I did! That he didn’t believe, go figure.

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Posted On: 06/06/2009 10:53PM
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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

but they have videos of that happening!

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Posted On: 06/06/2009 10:54PM
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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

show him the videos on efukt

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Posted On: 06/06/2009 10:55PM
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CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Dude?! He’s four!

Killing puppies by farting is one thing, I don’t wanna scar him.

CoreyJess edited this message on 06/06/2009 10:57PM
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PJ Harvey

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Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

CoreyJess Posted:

Or, a really funny brat who finally ****s himself when he tries just a little too hard.

No, an egomaniacal psychotic who now believes that his actions control God. Do you not question why he wants to kill puppies? Soon he will fart on your face because he believes it will kill astronauts.

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Posted On: 06/06/2009 10:59PM
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CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Wow, you’re dark.

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Posted On: 06/06/2009 11:00PM
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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

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Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

PJ Harvey Posted:

Soon he will fart on your face because he believes it will kill astronauts.

this is of course the only logical conclusion to be drawn here.

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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.
Posted On: 06/06/2009 11:01PM
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Melanin-Enha-
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If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

this made me lol, im doing this when i have a kid, if i have a kid.

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Posted On: 06/06/2009 11:49PM
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