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Macho I'm Ricket, ask me questions

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Malaise Posted:

Well I didn’t want to be crbum but there are a few others, sure: short, nutso for bear gall bladders and other “aphrodisiacs”, compulsive gambler, can’t get enough rice, tiny male reproductive organ, no sense of personal space, eat cats.

Anyway, it was a trick question – everyone in the Lower Mainland is an awful driver ergo so are you.

ITT: Malaise proves he’s been stalking Ricket and writing down obsessive lists of his personal characteristics.

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

Ricket, do you like marbles?

Catt although

MODERATOR
Avatar: 46806 2022-11-29 03:06:42 +0000
118

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

Or do you prefer marbles?

Catt although edited this message on 06/07/2009 4:29PM

Fiorine

Avatar: 48716 Mon Nov 17 03:55:14 -0500 2008
73

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Fran Posted:

Having small male reproductive organes, I think.

Anything seems tiny in comparison with Fran’s signature body part.

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

Fiorine Posted:

Anything seems tiny in comparison with Fran’s signature body part.

hair?

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Ricket, why did you try to hide the fact that today is your birthday?

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

AntiRules187 Posted:

hair?

sure

Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

Malaise Posted:

Well I didn’t want to be crbum but there are a few others, sure: short, nutso for bear gall bladders and other “aphrodisiacs”, compulsive gambler, can’t get enough rice, tiny male reproductive organ, no sense of personal space, eat cats.

Let’s see.

Short, I’m an inch shorter than the Canadian average, according to wikipedia.

Gall bladders and **** weird me out.

I haven’t been gambling since I went to Vegas like 10 months ago (and I didn’t do much gambling there, really.)

I could do without rice, and often do. I probably eat it more than most people, I guess.

I beat the average here but I don’t think anyone needs/wants exact details.

I’m pretty good about personal space.

I’ve never eaten a cat. I’m allergic, anyway.

Fie Posted:

Ricket, do you like marbles?

I like that people are ****ing with generichaxor.

Catt although Posted:

Or do you prefer marbles?

Just started getting into the Slime Tube. Those seem pretty useless to me, and I’m a sauceror.

scully Posted:

Ricket, why did you try to hide the fact that today is your birthday?

It was like a month ago, actually.

Ricket edited this message on 06/07/2009 5:06PM

May Hem

Avatar: 49543 Fri Oct 31 11:14:35 -0400 2008
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Why is Ron Paul so interesting to so many non-American Forumwarz players?

Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

May Hem Posted:

Why is Ron Paul so interesting to so many non-American Forumwarz players?

‘cause he’s ****ing crazy, even by American standards.

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