dobnits Posted:

Due to extenuating cirgreat timesstances, the contest I wanted to run for June will be moved to July. Oh but it will be a grandiose one.

So what does that leave for this month? Well, my fellow forumwarriors, I am so glad you asked. That said, you are also going to regret it.

This months contest, as stated in the title, is to acknowledge the existence of Forumwarz. Now, you probably are all aware that Forumwarz exists (Unless you are one of those nihilistic people, but then you have bigger problems than this) but unfortunately, it does not truly exist on the internet on account of it breaking one the most sacred rules…Number 34 to be precise.

For the lucky few that don’t know what Rule 34 is, I will reiterate it.
Rule 34: If it exists, there is a porn of it. No exceptions.

Ladies and Gentlemen…your mission for the month of June 2009, is to ensure that Forumwarz follows that golden rule. In layman’s terms (I cant believe I’m saying this) MAKE pornographic images of chracters in the forumwarz universe. So that said…here are the rules for this months contest

Log in to see images! Make a Rule 34 abiding image that somehow pertains to forumwarz (Encyclopedia Dramatica sums up pretty well)
Log in to see images! This can include any of the NPCs, the player avatars, pretty much anything pertaining to the forumwarz universe.
Log in to see images! You CAN 34 some of the actual players, given that the accounts are based off of obvious gimmicks that are exploitable, or the image often bumocited with them is pretty much a staple to be ruined through pornogrphying. (Cases in point, MC Banhammer or The Unknown Comic)
Log in to see images! Do NOT 34 the people themselves (If you got ahold of some of the players irl pics, as this would definately fall under personal information)
Log in to see images! messy.
Log in to see images! For the love of all that is moist and spongy, do NOT use the “Insta-34” found on various sites (Namely Encyclopedia Dramatica)! It completely and utterly undermines all forms of creativity involved in creating rule 34, pretty much diluting it down from an “art” to simple copy-pasting. I will ignore, denounce, and mock all entries made using the “Instant 34” method.
Log in to see images! A 63 is fine too (look it up, you lazy bums)
Log in to see images! Post your stuff in this thread. Entries will be accepted for the entire month. A Special Gallery will be posted in early July, at which points prizes will be announced.

Log in to see images!
I’m sure you are wondering about whats on the line.

As usual it is brownie points…Not that that’s a bad thing Log in to see images!

The current pool is FOUR BP But will increase as certain qualifications are met.

Prizes are as follows (As of 6/1/09)

3Log in to see images! for the “best” 34 (best can and will be determined trough a multitude of different catergories)
1Log in to see images! for second place

more and more BP will be “unlocked” as certain qualifications are met (x amount of entries, particular types of entries) And I will update the thread accordingly. Not making the same mistake as last time…Log in to see images!

Any type of media is allowable so long as its obviously a rule 34 pertaining to Forumwarz (BP just may be thrown about for sheer creativity/originality).

This contest is obviously Not Safe For Work.

Go.

this post will be filled with porn eventually.

for now, it’s just taking up space.

OMG, reserved.

<spot reserved for derfboy23>

Do previously created images count? Are we allowed to use pictures of players that have been publicly posted on Flamebate?

EDIT: It is with great pride that I make my first legit entry!

Users Phuquit and quangtenemy caught in the act!

Log in to see images! Snap017 edited this message on 06/04/2009 2:47PM

My second entry!

King Ghidorah ****ed from behind by none other than MySpace Tom!

Log in to see images!

Inspiration thanks to Vageena Davis and Phuquit.

When is the cutoff for submission?

Peregrine Posted:

When is the cutoff for submission?

Near the end of the month.

Probably around June 28th.

I like this thread.