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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

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Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

How was that a trolling post? I totally don’t get it.

Also, no thanks Auser. I feel bad if I brag about being a freak.


Look, shock images! I’m edgy! Please remember me.

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2015-06-13 02:49:05 -0400
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

Shii Posted:

How was that a trolling post? I totally don’t get it.

Also, no thanks Auser. I feel bad if I brag about being a freak.

This is the #1 contender for Ironic Post 2009, keep up the good work!


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Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Shii Posted:

How was that a trolling post? I totally don’t get it.

Because it was an outright lie.

Back on topic; how are you a freak if you’re a devout Christian, Shii? Or am I thinking of another Furry?


Are you looking to save some Flezz?

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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Acid Flux Posted:

Because it was an outright lie.

Back on topic; how are you a freak if you’re a devout Christian, Shii? Or am I thinking of another Furry?

Because I still enjoy a lot of stuff I shouldn’t.

@Cheins: I know, right?


Look, shock images! I’m edgy! Please remember me.

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

DarkDespair5

Avatar: 77864 Thu Jun 04 08:28:46 -0400 2009

Level 56 Hacker

“Logic Bomber”

Shii Posted:

Because I still enjoy a lot of stuff I shouldn’t.

@Cheins: I know, right?

Who says you shouldn’t enjoy certain stuff?


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Sergeant Cid

MODERATOR
Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

DarkDespair5 Posted:

Who says you shouldn’t enjoy certain stuff?

God


Site Rules. Learn them.

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Ya did good, kid. Keep it up.

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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

umm idk the one where i have sex with a girl i guess


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Green porno!

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DarkDespair5

Avatar: 77864 Thu Jun 04 08:28:46 -0400 2009

Level 56 Hacker

“Logic Bomber”

Sergeant Cid Posted:

God

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Are you looking to save some Flezz?

Then stop on by Acid Flux’s Country Kitchen and Flea Market!

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The Book that gives you Offense +10, Memoirs of a Hacker Hero now on sale for only 100,000 (Usable by all character clbumes!)

Fetishes, Glbumes, Tattoos & Hardware, all on sale!

And be sure to check out our newest item: Home Surgery Kits!

These personal add-ons can give you the edge you need in those tough battles!

Save your hard-earned flezz by shopping at

Acid Flux’s Country Kitchen and Flea Market!

DerKaiserRei-
ch

Avatar: 118110 Sun May 31 19:28:37 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 31 Troll

One of the few user who literally understands me -Aldo

DarkDespair5 Posted:

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mujadaddy

Avatar: 124436 Thu May 28 02:12:56 -0400 2009

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

Hahaha, I’ve been unbanned. JUSTICE CALLS FOR

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~in caput confodemus te~

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Fortunato Posted:

umm idk the one where i have sex with a girl i guess


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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

DerKaiserRei-
ch

Avatar: 118110 Sun May 31 19:28:37 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 31 Troll

One of the few user who literally understands me -Aldo

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baou30

Avatar: 138741 Fri Mar 27 19:20:32 -0400 2009
2

Level 21 Emo Kid

I lol'd a little. :bigbarf:

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Potilas

Avatar: 149302 Sun Apr 19 07:42:31 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Sergeant Cid Posted:

God

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DerKaiserRei-
ch

Avatar: 118110 Sun May 31 19:28:37 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 31 Troll

One of the few user who literally understands me -Aldo

Potilas Posted:

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CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Ok my REAL fantasy.

It would start out like this.

I would stalk Shii for several days, learning his schedule ECT. Then one day, follow him sielently into his house and tackle him kissing his neck.I would then tear off both of our clothes and stroke his male reproductive organ. I’ll do it faster and faster until I think he’s ready, then I will sit on his male reproductive organ. I will move up and down on it until we both collapse from pleasure.

DerKaiserRei-
ch

Avatar: 118110 Sun May 31 19:28:37 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 31 Troll

One of the few user who literally understands me -Aldo

CrinkzPipe Posted:

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dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
54

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

It was a warm summer night, about two years ago

We met at he warehouse at which point I was currently employed

We were dressed all in black

There was lots of bondage. whips, chains, whips made out of chains, a nylon strap binding gun from the packing department the hole shebang. I think a knife or two got thrown into the mix as well.

There were bruises, There was blood. There was hemorrhaging and blunt force trauma.

After all this was through, we nearly had to go to the hospital. One of us was all scratched up, bleeding profusely (In retrospect, I think the nylon straps were a bit too tight). The other was having some trouble remembering their own name, probably due to the lashings given from the chain. (I still have memory lapses from the incident)

I also have been more of a masochist ever since. The pounding sensation on my bludgeoned fingertips from the hammer reminds me of that wonderful evening…

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♫ DIE IN A FIRE!♪
♫ DIE IN A FIRE!♪
♫ DIE IN A FIRE!♪
♫ DIE IN A FIRE!♪
♫ DIE IN A FIRE!♪
♫ DIE IN A FIRE!♪
♫ DIE IN A FIRE!♪

baou30

Avatar: 138741 Fri Mar 27 19:20:32 -0400 2009
2

Level 21 Emo Kid

I lol'd a little. :bigbarf:

CrinkzPipe Posted:

Ok my REAL fantasy.

It would start out like this.

I would stalk Shii for several days, learning his schedule ECT. Then one day, follow him sielently into his house and tackle him kissing his neck.I would then tear off both of our clothes and stroke his male reproductive organ. I’ll do it faster and faster until I think he’s ready, then I will sit on his male reproductive organ. I will move up and down on it until we both collapse from pleasure.

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