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Poetry Poetry contest for 3BP

PseudoNymph

Avatar: 25470 Mon Jun 01 23:26:50 -0400 2009
13

[Sisterhood of the -
Quivering Rose
]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Nevermore Angel x001 Posted:

Question. does it have to be written for this contest and never posted anywhere else, or could i link to my 3 best works on my dA?

Same question. Are these to be original poems for this contest?

Auser

Avatar: 89481 Thu Feb 26 14:58:28 -0500 2009
19

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

Just south of sanity

nah so long as you wrote it at some point feel free to submit it.

Nevermore An-
gel x001

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
2

Level 33 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

Auser Posted:

nah so long as you wrote it at some point feel free to submit it.

sweet.

http://nevermoreangel.deviantart.com/art/My-Favorite-Things-118021460

http://nevermoreangel.deviantart.com/art/Dance-2-0-121902238 (this one is a picture because dA doesn’t do formatting like that >.< )

http://nevermoreangel.deviantart.com/art/All-Over-The-Place-121595540 (also a picture. same reason.)

(hopes for best)

Hiricine

Avatar: Rubber Duckie

[Teh falebote - wit-
h rimz
]

Level 21 Permanoob

“Asshat”

I cut my wrists

The knife digs into the flesh

Blood drips like tears onto the

carpet

Black like the darkness

of my soul

My fingers clack the keys

Typing

On my emo blog

I press submit

I hit refresh

refresh again

refresh again

There is response now

“DIAF emo kid”

PseudoNymph

Avatar: 25470 Mon Jun 01 23:26:50 -0400 2009
13

[Sisterhood of the -
Quivering Rose
]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

This is a poem I wrote when I lost someone very dear to me:
——————————————-

I did not wish for time to pbum
For it to flow, for it to crash
I did not wish for life to bend
around the roots of knotted elm

I never saw the glowing sun
Arise from crystal sapphire sky
I never saw the glowing sun
Or watched the quiet sparrow hunt.

But somewhere in the murky past
Somehow subtly, somehow fast
The sands of time did fall right through
Fell right on through my clutching grasp

And now I sit here wondering how
The bells could ring and I allow
The snow could melt, the leaves could fall,
Decaying, drifting from the bough

A journeyman once said to me
That life not cherished fades away
If only I had listened then
If only I had listened then

I did not wish for time to pbum
But pbum it did, and pbum it has
And all that’s left is walking on
Beneath the foreign sun and moon

Perhaps one day we’ll meet again
Perhaps the pathway will make sense
But likely everything will end
And likely grow and likely mend.

Then so, my weary lonely friend
Think not of why or how or when
Think only of the past we hold
The love we feel, the smiles of old

And walk again and watch anon
And keep on marching to the dawn
And hunt with sparrows, old and young
And wait for me where we belong



((Edited because of formatting fail))
PseudoNymph edited this message on 06/02/2009 7:09PM

BloodyDemise

Avatar: 121820 2010-06-13 01:05:56 -0400
5

[Throne of Blood]

Level 60 Emo Kid

“Final Cut Pro”

Reserving a spot.

Wartooth118

Avatar: 126881 Wed Feb 18 22:28:48 -0500 2009
3

[Vanity Clan Name]

Level 41 Troll

Goddamn, I'm such a mancamwhore.

An Ode to Boxxy

Say there’s a young lbum on 4chan

Starts posting wherever she can.

Anon really hates

Also masturbates

Hoping that she will get banned.

.

Boxxy turns into a meme

Starts crowning herself as the queen.

Bandwagon is made

Those who can’t get laid

Jump on it whenever it’s seen.

.

As boxxy makes more videos

Hackers decide she must go

So they hack her account

Think she’s down for the count

When up from the grave boxxy rose

.

Boxxy’s less popular now.

Maybe she’s fat as a cow.

I don’t really care

Her brain’s not quite “there”

I can haz my 3 BPs nao?

Auser

Avatar: 89481 Thu Feb 26 14:58:28 -0500 2009
19

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

Just south of sanity

Wartooth118 Posted:

I can haz my 3 BPs nao?

Maybe when you stop using an art form to describe a bat**** crazy camwhore

Auser

Avatar: 89481 Thu Feb 26 14:58:28 -0500 2009
19

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

Just south of sanity

and stop talking like a lolcat Log in to see images!

Snap017

Avatar: Keyboard Keys
6

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

At about the turn of the century,

When mankind did surely jest,

“The end of the world is near, my friend!

I wish you all the best!”

Yet sure enough, the world kept spinning,

To a riot of sighs of relief,

It seemed we’d spin happily onward,

And that our world was the “best of the beef”

—————-

But the populous would panic yet again,

From a prediction of years pbumed by,

Aztecs thought that 2012

Would secure everyones demise.

Yet December 21st came and went,

And humanity continued to fight,

Unaware that their future was prolonged

By no more than a meteorite.

—————————

Eventually, world powers were alerted

An asteroid approached while our attention averted,

Although we’d survived countless theories and wars,

That surely this behemoth would demolish our shores.

So astronomers planned; they gave timeframe,

Celebrities would get few more months of fame,

Before the comet ground us all to dust

In a prehistoric manner of celestial lust.

——————

Finally, after all those years of fretting,

Humanity looked to the sky, unforgetting

As the asteroid neared end of its deadly course,

It showed no mercy, pbumion, or remorse.

But an unlikely savior made an orbit around,

In a final attempt to protect its homeground,

The Moon, of all things, came into view,

As pieces it crushed the asteroid into.

People rejoiced, and danced all around,

Unaware of the fire that seemed to rain down,

Though most burned up before hitting surface,

A few would go home with a trophy to furnish,

An inconspicuous rock it seemed at first,

Yet few could hold pieces of what almost killed Earth.

The Serised

Avatar: Woman's Abs

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Your smile so bright,

Laugh so full of life,

Never alone, never an outcast

Others will approach without guard

But I can see through it

Behind the veil is the real thing

Something so overlooked, so hidden

That I’m not sure even you know it’s there

Just because you feed us more;

there’s not always a cold shoulder

You know you’re invulnerable

The jealous keep building your army

No matter what, the standards are higher

A never-ending list of conquests.

The best anyone can do

Is latch on and defend

But underneath you’re no different

Your officials aren’t simple peasants

Those who follow blindly don’t see the betrayal

Is that what you want them to remember?

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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

I wrote a poem today, but its not very good Log in to see images!

bears are delicious,

thinks no one

who has seen

one in person

­

people are delicious,

ponders bears.

­

bears joke at

Jam Jars what’s

for them in

Jars—meat, fresh

plants are a

nice use of

time to hunt

for. but indeed

a bear would

eat some Jam,

and could too

if he did

not break the

Jar and spill

all the Jam

watch it soak

in the ground

catch lost again

to naïveté.

­

skillfully dressed in a skirt made of cloth,

smelling of berries the Jam Jar will doth

speak with discordance to quietly scoff

the one who is alone in the woods, the

bear.

­

A dog can get

into some Jam but

not on his own.

A dog can beg

to his loyal human

which is a nuisance

A dog can bark,

disrupt erect floor lamps—

still he’s nescient innocence.

­

we do not keep bears as pets.

Adapt edited this message on 06/03/2009 8:30PM

pencilears

Avatar: Sneakers
7

Level 32 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

there once was a homo named Nick

who longed for some sweet bum to lick

but alas they were out

as his school was devout

there was naught but a priest with a stick

Nevermore An-
gel x001

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
2

Level 33 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

BAMP

BAMP

BAMP

BAMP

BAMP

BAMP

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

Content removed at the user’s request.

Nevermore An-
gel x001

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
2

Level 33 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

bump for the sake of this contest.

Auser

Avatar: 89481 Thu Feb 26 14:58:28 -0500 2009
19

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

Just south of sanity

Nevermore Angel x001 Posted:

bump for the sake of this contest.

If you mean for more entries then cool. And if you mean it in a like what’s happening way then i’ll have a winner picked by this friday/saturday. I have exams on so don’t be toxxing and banning me and **** Log in to see images!

Nevermore An-
gel x001

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
2

Level 33 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

Auser Posted:

If you mean for more entries then cool. And if you mean it in a like what’s happening way then i’ll have a winner picked by this friday/saturday. I have exams on so don’t be toxxing and banning me and **** Log in to see images!

it would be terrible if this contest fell off the first page Log in to see images!

i was never even sure what toxx meant. </n00b>

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

Another poem, this time a slam:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=MAMBVKLS

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

Auser Posted:

**** i typed out a long essay post and lost it Log in to see images!

Ah well here’s the abridged version.

My computer is ****ed and i’m at college on a proxy and I won’t be online for a bit.

So i’m closing early (sorry)

2 winners 2 bp. I couldn’t pick one Log in to see images!

Bondage**** and Pynk. (I had reasons but i’m being asked to leave the library so i can’t retype them sorry.)

Thanks to all who entered special and thanks to Fie who mae me laugh with his aural entry, sounds like the cops finally caught up with you!

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