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Writing I guess even trolls get the blues

Warpvader

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard
2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Warpvader Posted:

Well… if you’re going to be that way, I guess I’ll just leave you in the dumps with these emos, hmm?

Go become an hero.

pl0x.

But seriously, come back.

We hav butseckz.

Log in to see images! Warpvader edited this message on 03/12/2008 10:22PM


I can’t think of something creative and imaginative, so I’m just going to have to do with this sentence right here.

1point618

Avatar: Ron Paul
2

Level 9 Troll

Svunty Doucherag bum Licking Herp Monster!

Mr_Malaprop Posted:

perhaps… perhaps… even the douchiest excuse of a human can write poetry…

anyway, this may be worth a try. i say that if you want to live a life of misery, there is no reason to stop you. let’s see how emo you really are. Log in to see images!

I need more emos to help me out. I can’t post it only for trolls to take apart and rip my heart out.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Don’t worry/...the swirling black abyss that is my life/ could use the slight upwelling of the thing I’ve/ heard called hope

That was my latest free verse piece…I entitle it…The Thing I’ve Heard of Called Hope.

Don’t worry Troll…I see the blackness trying to consume you. You can post your poetry…we won’t laugh.

We’ll cry with you. Log in to see images!


Look, shock images! I’m edgy! Please remember me.

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

Nepenthe

Avatar: Nepenthe's Avatar

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

the sad repetition of ‘I need emos’ from the troll pretending to feel pain.

it is a promise to you, he feels nothing. only an attempt to troll with his supposed poetry.

post it and prove me right. or wrong. not that it matters. not that anything matters.

oh, to forget.


vainly I had sought to borrow

from my books surcease of sorrow

Amp Zaphrix

Avatar: Middle Finger
2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

What’s next, 1point? Gonna start feeling horny and posting up half-naked pictures of yourself? Cross-clbuming doesn’t exist yet, don’t try it.

mammary glands OR GTFO.


Hey, I’m just playin’ the role. Really, I’m a nice guy at heart, just Tubmail me to find out.

On an epic quest to male reproductive organslap all emo kids into oblivion.

1point618

Avatar: Ron Paul
2

Level 9 Troll

Svunty Doucherag bum Licking Herp Monster!

Nepenthe Posted:

the sad repetition of ‘I need emos’ from the troll pretending to feel pain.

it is a promise to you, he feels nothing. only an attempt to troll with his supposed poetry.

post it and prove me right. or wrong. not that it matters. not that anything matters.

oh, to forget.

I just woke up from a valium and booze induced sleep, only to find this. It aches me to my soul. I’m going to go take more valium to block it out. My own kind won’t have me, why did I ever think another kind would understand. Maybe Amp Zaphrix is right. I shouldn’t have tried. I just need to keep the pain inside and keep hurting others to sooth my own pain. Are you happy Nepenthe? Are you happy?? Log in to see images!

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

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lol

Indiana Jonas edited this message on 09/14/2009 3:54AM

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Gamma Ray Bu-
rst

Avatar: Gamma Ray Burst's Avatar
5

Level 10 Re-Re

I retri swen poery as well

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Amp Zaphrix

Avatar: Middle Finger
2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Gamma, wouldn’t -c^2 be the same as c^2?

Y’know, if I remember my math from High School.


Hey, I’m just playin’ the role. Really, I’m a nice guy at heart, just Tubmail me to find out.

On an epic quest to male reproductive organslap all emo kids into oblivion.

narth

Avatar: Dust Mite
1

Level 10 Troll

Unfunny fabulous person

Actually (-c)^2 = c^2

However in this case it’s more -(c^2)

Also, I smell a trap.

narth edited this message on 03/13/2008 6:29AM

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Amp Zaphrix

Avatar: Middle Finger
2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

It looked unclear from here, but I’m fairly sure you do exponents before integers, so in this case it does seem -c^2=c^2.

Also, How u mine 4 fish?


Hey, I’m just playin’ the role. Really, I’m a nice guy at heart, just Tubmail me to find out.

On an epic quest to male reproductive organslap all emo kids into oblivion.

bewaremybrain

Avatar: Emo Girl
2

Level 9 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

No one will ever understand you, just like no one understands me.

If you’re even telling the truth. I doubt it. Everyone in my life is always feeding me this neverending stream of deceit and lies, poisoning my soul.

If you really loved your (ex)girlfriend you’d bleed for her, and write her poetry with your blood, and send it to her with a black rose.

Amp Zaphrix

Avatar: Middle Finger
2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Or, y’know, just die in a hole somewhere.


Hey, I’m just playin’ the role. Really, I’m a nice guy at heart, just Tubmail me to find out.

On an epic quest to male reproductive organslap all emo kids into oblivion.

Spider Jerus-
alem

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking
2

Level 8 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

1point618 Posted:

Sigh. So, normally I’m a troll. I mean, it’s not what I asked to be, it’s what I was born as. I secretly feel bad about it a lot. I’ve even cut myself over it from time to time, just to try to feel the pain I inflict on others. Well, today my girlfriend left me. It was out one year anniversary. I’ve been crying all day, and just wanted to see how you guys deal with it, and maybe say sorry. I know how you all feel now, really know it. I wrote a poem about her leaving me, but I’m not sure if I should post it here. It’s my first poem. If anyone asks me to post it though, I will. Also, if anyone can help me deal with this overwhelming, terrible pain, please do tell me how I can possibly cope.

and again, sorry for being a troll…

... troll card. Hand it over. Now.Log in to see images!

Amp Zaphrix

Avatar: Middle Finger
2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Wait, we get cards?

I just got a badge.


Hey, I’m just playin’ the role. Really, I’m a nice guy at heart, just Tubmail me to find out.

On an epic quest to male reproductive organslap all emo kids into oblivion.

1point618

Avatar: Ron Paul
2

Level 9 Troll

Svunty Doucherag bum Licking Herp Monster!

bewaremybrain Posted:

No one will ever understand you, just like no one understands me.

If you’re even telling the truth. I doubt it. Everyone in my life is always feeding me this neverending stream of deceit and lies, poisoning my soul.

If you really loved your (ex)girlfriend you’d bleed for her, and write her poetry with your blood, and send it to her with a black rose.

Wait, isn’t a black rose what you send someone when you want to kill them? Like, it’s the ultimate troll? Now you emos have me all confused.

EsoMonty

Avatar: EsoMonty's Avatar

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

1point618 Posted:

Mustn’t go back to my old ways. Must not do it….

You’re a woman's genitals! Suck it up and get the head from Escher!


ɹỊɐ-ləq pəllɐɔ uʍoʇ ɐ ɟo əɔuỊɹd əɥʇ əɯɐɔəq I ʍoɥ noʎ lləʇ ll‚I

əɹəɥʇ ʇɥნỊɹ ʇỊs ʇsn əʇnuỊɯ ɐ əʞɐʇ oʇ əʞỊl p‚I puɐ

uʍop əpỊsdn pəuɹnʇ ´pəddỊlɟ ʇoნ əɟỊl

ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ llɐ ʎɹoʇs ɐ sỊ sỊɥʇ ʍou

Zonhin

Avatar: Blood Cells

Level 8 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

I’m glad you can overcome your trolling, 1point618, I’ve had my fair share of jerks trolling me in my life, and I never responded. I knew I was the better man. ^_^

It’s not fun being trolled, and I’m glad you understand what it’s like. ^_^


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DARK ANGEL

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Escher

Avatar: Escher's Avatar
13

[SRSLY]

Level 10 Camwhore

really huge titty ****

EsoMonty Posted:

You’re a woman's genitals! Suck it up and get the head from Escher!

y do u want my head???? Log in to see images!


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here 2 maek u happy, an 2 be maed happy by u! Log in to see images!
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Warpvader

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard
2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Zonhin Posted:

I’m glad you can overcome your trolling, 1point618, I’ve had my fair share of jerks trolling me in my life, and I never responded. I knew I was the better man. ^_^

It’s not fun being trolled, and I’m glad you understand what it’s like. ^_^

Lies. You’re just trying to brainwash him to get him to join your evil emocult.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!1leventy111

GO DIE. Log in to see images! Warpvader edited this message on 03/13/2008 8:40PM


I can’t think of something creative and imaginative, so I’m just going to have to do with this sentence right here.

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