mujadaddy Posted:

know, this reminds me of a story I was told by my pappy when I was too young to really appreciate the true depth of it.

He goes, “Mujakiddo, one day, I’m going retire. I’m going to set off driving across country. I’m going to strap a fine upstanding member of society to the hood ornament of my car, and I’m gonna start driving.”

“Surely, the first couple towns I stop in for gas, supplies, whatnot, surely there’ll be some carpetbaggers and whatnot that’ll glare at me, maybe even a few scalliwags that’ll feign shock and surprise. So I’ll keep driving.”

“But eventually, and this is my solemn hope, Mujakiddo, eventually, I’ll come across a town where I stop the car, and the service station attendant will gaze upon the front of my car with not shock but confusion.”

“He will say, ‘What the hell is THAT?’”

“And that is where I will live out the remainder of my days.”

I hope you can see how applicable this story is to your lament about taxes. You probably don’t even pay taxes. Who’s the fine upstanding member of society now?

me? me… is it me?

mujadaddy Posted:

know, this reminds me of a story I was told by my pappy when I was too young to really appreciate the true depth of it.

He goes, “Mujakiddo, one day, I’m going retire. I’m going to set off driving across country. I’m going to strap a fine upstanding member of society to the hood ornament of my car, and I’m gonna start driving.”

“Surely, the first couple towns I stop in for gas, supplies, whatnot, surely there’ll be some carpetbaggers and whatnot that’ll glare at me, maybe even a few scalliwags that’ll feign shock and surprise. So I’ll keep driving.”

“But eventually, and this is my solemn hope, Mujakiddo, eventually, I’ll come across a town where I stop the car, and the service station attendant will gaze upon the front of my car with not shock but confusion.”

“He will say, ‘What the hell is THAT?’”

“And that is where I will live out the remainder of my days.”

I hope you can see how applicable this story is to your lament about taxes. You probably don’t even pay taxes. Who’s the fine upstanding member of society now?

You are the fine upstanding member of society.

hello my fellow posting bros allow me to contribute to this fine thread *ironic racism*

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I for one consider the Grecians to be a lively and handsome race. Leave them alone

that still doesn’t give you the right to insult the Spanish

Chronic-Boy Posted:

**** THREAD FILLED WITH fine upstanding member of society fabulous personS.

Now, now, unless facepalming is what they did to you, I require an explanation of whyfor the fine upstanding member of society-hating. Preferably with pics, mandatory in case they ****ed your sister or something.