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News PROTIP for hackers: How to tell when ET's on vacation

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

The site doesn’t go down.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

what if hes murderd


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Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

You’re fired.

Evil Trout Posted:

You’re fired.

whats ur address


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Samildanach

Avatar: 143751 Tue May 19 21:18:21 -0400 2009
11

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Y’know, when I first saw this thread, I clicked the title, and it took me to a 503 Services Unavailable error.

“Ha-ha!” I thought. “MC Banhammer and ET are playing a funny joke on Flamebaters!”

Then I refreshed, and it loaded, and I realized it wasn’t actually that funny.

Then I tried to reply for like 10 minutes, and realized it wasn’t actually a joke.


He who argues with morons might take care, lest he thereby become a moron.

And if you gaze for long into the Internet, the Internet gazes also into you.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

I’m trying to optimize our database and isolate a few random crashes we’ve had. So there will be some more downtime throughout the day but I will try to keep it minimal.

Evil Trout Posted:

I’m trying to optimize our database and isolate a few random crashes we’ve had. So there will be some more downtime throughout the day but I will try to keep it minimal.

what tiem do u leave youre house in the mornin

what time do u come home


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Samildanach

Avatar: 143751 Tue May 19 21:18:21 -0400 2009
11

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Evil Trout Posted:

I’m trying to optimize our database and isolate a few random crashes we’ve had. So there will be some more downtime throughout the day but I will try to keep it minimal.

You can optimize my database while I isolate your crashes, if you know what I mean.


He who argues with morons might take care, lest he thereby become a moron.

And if you gaze for long into the Internet, the Internet gazes also into you.

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

Evil Trout Posted:

I’m trying to optimize our database and isolate a few random crashes we’ve had. So there will be some more downtime throughout the day but I will try to keep it minimal.

Please announce when you are done, ok? I have a lot of visits to run today. Log in to see images!


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Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

Amasius Posted:

Please announce when you are done, ok? I have a lot of visits to run today. Log in to see images!

I’ll definitely announce when I’m no longer tweaking it.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Evil Trout Posted:

I’ll definitely announce when I’m no longer tweaking it.

Evil Trout is always “tweaking it”. That’s why he never gets anything done.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Evil Trout Posted:

I’ll definitely announce when I’m no longer tweaking it.

where do ua go an what do u do when u want a lil alone time


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sanguis perpetuae


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Samildanach

Avatar: 143751 Tue May 19 21:18:21 -0400 2009
11

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Evil Trout Posted:

I’ll definitely announce when I’m no longer tweaking it.

# Done tweaking the DB. Sorry for the downtime!4:46 AM Dec 28th, 2012 from twhirl


He who argues with morons might take care, lest he thereby become a moron.

And if you gaze for long into the Internet, the Internet gazes also into you.

et do u modderate your salt intake


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Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

Totally done. Everything should be smooth now, sorry!

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Evil Trout Posted:

Totally done. Everything should be smooth now, sorry!

http://twitter.com/fran_molina/status/1953428462


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Evil Trout Posted:

Totally done. Everything should be smooth now, sorry!

rp forum so obviously we are not to take this as the truth


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If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Adapt Posted:

rp forum so obviously we are not to take this as the truth

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/36067-database-maintenance


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Samildanach

Avatar: 143751 Tue May 19 21:18:21 -0400 2009
11

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Adapt Posted:

rp forum so obviously we are not to take this as the truth

Oh, man, imagine the bumhurt. “OK, guiz, I fixeded servars. Spend all visits nao.”

“Ohoho, I TROLL YOU! *site goes down*”


He who argues with morons might take care, lest he thereby become a moron.

And if you gaze for long into the Internet, the Internet gazes also into you.

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