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FAQ Men and Women are Different in Various Ways!

The Unknown -
Comic

Avatar: 95506 Tue Dec 09 09:40:49 -0500 2008

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
]

Level 2 Re-Re

I'M AWESOME APPRECIATE ME PLZ

All right, ladies, let’s be honest…you have vaaaaaaaaginas!

And all the men here tonight, let’s hear it for having external genitaliaaaaa!


But seriously, guys, how about going to strip clubs, huh? Seeing some titties! Getting the **** kicked out of you for touching the dancers!

But women, you see, they like being treated as equals. It’s true! That’s why whenever my fat daughter’s dance instructor touches her, I punch her in the mouth!

Hey, it’s not like my little girl was going to go anywhere in dance…or real life with just weak legs!


In some countries, women have their clits sheared off with shards of sharp glbum!

In other countries, though, men wear skirts!

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What a world!


Women are pretty bad drivers, right fellas? But…on the other hand…they can’t join the Freemasons!


Women get their own television channel. It’s called Lifetime.

Men get every worthwhile contribution to science and industry!


These days, women can be anything they want to be. Astronauts, pro golfers, scientists. There’s one thing they can’t be…intelligent!


Whoa, whoa, calm down, gals. Must be that time of the month! And by that time of the month I mean you’re all being ungrateful woman's genitalss!


Women are always cold, probably because the heat escapes out their woman's genitalss. Some one could plug it up, huh, guys?

Too bad I left my cement at home!

Kidding of course, it’s back stage. Never know when you’re going to need cement.

Or an IUD, right gals?


That’s the thing…women need all sorts of pills and gadgets to keep from getting knocked up. All men need is the ****ing smarts not to have a womb!


You’re such a great audience.


Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001

There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.

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Hongz:comic is just so cool

Shii: Oh dude, yeh. Unknown Comic is p funny.

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CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

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Encore! Encore!


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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

flawless


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duca

Avatar: 127754 2012-12-21 23:37:31 -0500
14

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 38 Camwhore

Happiness cannot be bought, but Crispers can.

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The Stupendo-
us Yappi

Avatar: 174187 Mon Jun 08 16:10:35 -0400 2009

Level 35 Permanoob

“PERMANOOB”

What the hell is wrong with you? Do you live in your own personal time capsule of darkness and despair? How can it escape your notice that saying things like this has a negative impact on both men and womyn? The world is a different place and I think you need to embrace the modern times.

It’s not about the masculine or the feminine, it is about the HUMAN condition. Maybe it is time you joined the rest of us in the year 2009.

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

lylyth Posted:

What the hell is wrong with you? Do you live in your own personal time capsule of darkness and despair? How can it escape your notice that saying things like this has a negative impact on both men and womyn? The world is a different place and I think you need to embrace the modern times.

It’s not about the masculine or the feminine, it is about the HUMAN condition. Maybe it is time you joined the rest of us in the year 2009.

i thougtg you were the weirdo that actually didnt know whjat feminism is but maybe you…do


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CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

lylyth Posted:

What the hell is wrong with you? Do you live in your own personal time capsule of darkness and despair? How can it escape your notice that saying things like this has a negative impact on both men and womyn? The world is a different place and I think you need to embrace the modern times.

It’s not about the masculine or the feminine, it is about the HUMAN condition. Maybe it is time you joined the rest of us in the year 2009.

Maybe it’s time you gave me back my rib.


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The Stupendo-
us Yappi

Avatar: 174187 Mon Jun 08 16:10:35 -0400 2009

Level 35 Permanoob

“PERMANOOB”

It’s not about labels. It’s about people.

The Stupendo-
us Yappi

Avatar: 174187 Mon Jun 08 16:10:35 -0400 2009

Level 35 Permanoob

“PERMANOOB”

CoreyJess Posted:

Maybe it’s time you gave me back my rib.

Listen, you don’t need to belittle anyone or dredge up stupidly archaic stereotypes to make yourself feel better. You can be ok just being you. Don’t jump onto the hate train.

The Unknown -
Comic

Avatar: 95506 Tue Dec 09 09:40:49 -0500 2008

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
]

Level 2 Re-Re

I'M AWESOME APPRECIATE ME PLZ

lylyth Posted:

Listen, you don’t need to belittle anyone or dredge up stupidly archaic stereotypes to make yourself feel better. You can be ok just being you. Don’t jump onto the hate train.

I bet I’d need a machete in order to find my way to your snatch.


Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001

There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.

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CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

The Unknown Comic Posted:

I bet I’d need a machete in order to find my way to your snatch.

I’m lazy.

A weed whacker would accomplish it quicker.


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The Stupendo-
us Yappi

Avatar: 174187 Mon Jun 08 16:10:35 -0400 2009

Level 35 Permanoob

“PERMANOOB”

The Unknown Comic Posted:

I bet I’d need a machete in order to find my way to your snatch.

Oh, I see. This is a posturing play to inflate your male reproductive organ size in the eyes of the site alpha males. Does it occur to you that you might not need to fight so hard to find a mate if you stopped worrying about what your “buddies” think? I wouldn’t be interested, I’m more into the feminine expression, but still.

I think the bag you wear is a cry for help. Lose the mask, it’s ok to look yourself in the face.

The Stupendous Yappi edited this message on 05/27/2009 10:55PM

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

This site has alpha males?


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CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

He wears the mask cause he’s bum-****ing ugly, right?


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CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

What were we talking about again?


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nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

CoreyJess Posted:

This site has alpha males?

im the alpamale


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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

CoreyJess Posted:

Maybe it’s time you gave me back my rib.

HAHAHAHAHA. omg srsly i laughed so hard at that. Not the first time I heard that line, but the timing of it was just amazing. I didn’t even bother to read the rest of the thread, but it should be FoW just for this.


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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

hahahahahah

Amy Rose

Avatar: 169456 Mon May 25 19:27:23 -0400 2009

Level 27 Permanoob

Im realy a lesbien with a male reproductive organ lolololol

Adapt Posted:

CoreyJess Posted:

Maybe it’s time you gave me back my rib.

HAHAHAHAHA. omg srsly i laughed so hard at that. Not the first time I heard that line, but the timing of it was just amazing. I didn’t even bother to read the rest of the thread, but it should be FoW just for this.

i thought exactly the same.


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A-Sat

Avatar: 126056 Wed Jun 03 21:38:37 -0400 2009
6

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

CoreyJess Posted:

This site has alpha males?

Yes… the chief one is called Evil Trout… oh no, wait, that one’s a beta male.


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