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Safetyfirst

Avatar: Deformed Child
1

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

And with this new wealth of gold the inflation rate shall rise and..

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Safetyfirst Posted:

And with this new wealth of gold the inflation rate shall rise and..

...thus cause the fall of the world economy.

Bigandtasty

Avatar: 67579 Sat Jan 17 15:30:20 -0500 2009
12

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

With the news of the “gold standard” becoming impossible with the flood of gold into the global economy, Ron Paul’s head explodes.

spartadude

Avatar: Toilet 1
3

[Troll-o-bots]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Pete then used the time rift from cheesehead to go back in time and sell the gold, easily becoming so rich that he could make a brownie point replica of himself, and create the infamous Good Salmon, a being made of antimatter. It started the game ThreadPeace.

Snap017

Avatar: Keyboard Keys
6

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Unfortunately, since ThreadPeace sounded like a place for internet treehuggers, Petes site was soon shut down.

Ika-chan

Avatar: Code (Blue)
4

[The Waffle Army]

Level 36 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Snap017 Posted:

Unfortunately, since ThreadPeace sounded like a place for internet treehuggers, Petes site was soon shut down.

“Noooooooooooo!” cried Pete. “Why me? All I wanted was some porn!” He was then magically sucked through a portal into an alternate dimension.

-MLF-

Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
6

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

Ika-chan Posted:

”Noooooooooooo!” cried Pete. “Why me? All I wanted was some porn!” He was then magically sucked through a portal into an alternate dimension.

But then other contributors who did not like where the story was going, said “No Desu Ex Machina”, and ejected him from the wormhole.

Confused by what had happened, Pete spent most of his fortune on advanced research in Quantum Mechanics.

It is there that he discovered…

Crocaen

Avatar: Kitten

Level 26 Permanoob

“Brain Dead”

MeatLoafFan Posted:

But then other contributors who did not like where the story was going, said “No Desu Ex Machina”, and ejected him from the wormhole.

Confused by what had happened, Pete spent most of his fortune on advanced research in Quantum Mechanics.

It is there that he discovered…

That really he was just a figment of someone’s imagination.

Such a cruel world he lived in. In fact pete wasn’t even sure if all the crazy random voices creating and destroying his world, were in fact a sane persons imagination. He was trapped in the imagination of very sick, very mad, and very disturbed person.

-MLF-

Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
6

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

Crocaen Posted:

That really he was just a figment of someone’s imagination.

Such a cruel world he lived in. In fact pete wasn’t even sure if all the crazy random voices creating and destroying his world, were in fact a sane persons imagination. He was trapped in the imagination of very sick, very mad, and very disturbed person.

It was then that he discovered he had contracted HIV from the cheeseman.

Captain_Jean-
-Luc_Picard_-
of_the_USS_E-
nterprise

Avatar: Keyboard Keys
5

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

MeatLoafFan Posted:

It was then that he discovered he had contracted HIV from the cheeseman.

And then Pete was a zombie.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

The zombie Pete clawed his way into the grave. He was then dug up, and laid on a bier. Eventually he arose, once again alive, but with HIV.

“My, how my life seems to be ruled by time, paradoxes, and time parodoxes. But the most astounding thing was who was — will be — at my funeral. I can’t believe, there to pay respects to me, was…”

spartadude

Avatar: Toilet 1
3

[Troll-o-bots]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

My mom’s ghost

zhirzzh

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
1

[RPG Codex]

Level 53 Camwhore

“Cum Dumpstress”

and my bumhole of an uncle Steve. Of course, he was just there to steal my…

Ardent

Avatar: Sad Face
13

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

zhirzzh Posted:

and my bumhole of an uncle Steve. Of course, he was just there to steal my…

Virginity. He was one of THOSE Uncles, who didn’t think that it was a sin to…

The Slug Lord

Avatar: 50004 2012-12-31 04:12:46 -0500
5

[Island of Avalon]

Level 62 Troll

“Flame Retarded”

teh Ardent bumhedz Posted:

Virginity. He was one of THOSE Uncles, who didn’t think that it was a sin to…

Eat strawberry flavoured bananas and **** on the sofa because he…

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Was a furry.

spartadude

Avatar: Toilet 1
3

[Troll-o-bots]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

As zombies aren’t technically animals, he was safe from his uncle.

Mrs Jammes

Avatar: Ashtray
14

[WeChall]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

spartadude Posted:

he was safe from his uncle…

...but then he remembered, zombies like to eat brains…

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

“But I don’t WANT to eat brains”, he thought. Then he was relieved, because he realized he wasn’t yet a zombie.

He wondered off-handedly if people on the internet actually read through story threads before adding to them, but the thought was fleeting, and then it was gone.

Snap017

Avatar: Keyboard Keys
6

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

He then proceeded into town after realizing his pantry was lacking in the junk food/brains department.

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