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MicRo-BreAtH

[The temple of MicR-
o-BreAtH]

Level 69 Permanoob

an god LOL

MicRo-BreAtH Posted:

I have been told so. This happened today, and I took a picture of it. I have proof. I am a god. Obey. And send brownie points.

I have put the picture inside the following black square, because I was shocked when I finally had the truth revealed to me.
I am a god. I command thee to look inside the black square.
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MicRo-BreAtH Posted:

I’m too lazy to write a long, freakingly boring and meaningless book right now, but I’ve decided on what shall be my hymn. This song will forever be known as the hymn of MicRo-BreAtH. (Please note ‘The Hymn of MicRo-BreAtH’ and not ‘The Hymn of Micro-Breath’. Capitalization is vital.)

Sidenote: I was only able to find the song in a live version, but what the Breaven.

MicRo-BreAtH Posted:

If the photographic evidence isn’t enough to prove that I am a god, I will argument for it here:

‘Life’s what you make it’ < Common exclamation.
‘Stuff’s what you make it’ < Since life consists of stuff.
‘NPCs got feelings too!’ < Common exclamation.
‘NPC said that I am a god’ < Fact.
‘NPC has thus made me a god’ < Derived from 1,2,3 and 4.

MicRo-BreAtH is now a god. Please note ‘a god’, so that other people an be gods too.

MicRo-BreAtH Posted:

!!!
I didn’t know I had that many followers!!!

Good thing my god-eyes comes with a complete new way of viewing things.
42 followers!!!
I welcome thee!

MicRo-BreAtH Posted:

I’m the god of MicRo-BreAtHs.
Or as -XI- put it: The god of bad names.
JOIN ME! Join me if the random name generator fried you as a fried chip!

Alternatively I’ll be the god of weird humour really few people can understand.

MicRo-BreAtH Posted:

The faithful will be part of a community of people who worship the god MicRo-BreAtH!
They would be able to partake in bad names and weird humour!
They might get to see their god’s amazing artistic skills! (Can’t draw, in other words.)
They would get direct answers from their god!
I would answer everything!
... I’ll make up more.

Heretics shall burn! They will have good, common names thrown at them!
They will be transformed into sheep!(After their death of course.)
Green sheep!
With pink dots!
They will not be able to partake in my weird humour.
... They will be flagged as non-followers!

Oh, and my followers shall be knowns as The temple of MicRo-BreAtH!
Alternatively, they shall be known as Breathers, or Those who Breathe.

MicRo-BreAtH Posted:

Holy texts will be written here sometime: http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/topics/4824-the-temple-of-micro-breath-super-secret-forum

Services would consist of people breathing as heavily as they can. The most heavily breathing breather will win a medal, which can be kept untill the next service. Offerings of boring people might also happen from time to time. There’s just a shame there’s so few boring people living nowadays. Most people are either intelligent, but don’t care about it (somebody else, originally planned to write “like me” but I’m a god now, and not a person), intelligent, and bumes (like somebody else) completely normal (sheep), completely unnormal (unnormal), dumb people (somebody else) or just plainly very special in a bad way (somebody else).

That list was in a random order.

MicRo-BreAtH Posted:

My followers will have access to an awesomely new comic!
Drawn by me!
And I can’t even draw Log in to see images!

MicRo-BreAtH Posted:

WE now have a comic!

Here’s two examples!

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MicRo-BreAtH Posted:

Awesomely newly donely comicly striply thingie done.

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MicRo-BreAtH Posted:

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hi im odl to the intwerwebs lolololol

Posted On: 05/26/2009 6:12PM

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MC Banhammer

29.57"

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wb! where you been?

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MC Banhammer

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oh wait i forgot i hate you go away again

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MicRo-BreAtH

12.99"

[The temple of MicR-
o-BreAtH]

Level 69 Permanoob

an god LOL

Thou shalt not hate, for… Nah, hate’s awwwright!

hi im odl to the intwerwebs lolololol

Posted On: 05/26/2009 6:19PM

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Fie

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I want to see some real, live poop.

cool story bro

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MicRo-BreAtH

12.99"

[The temple of MicR-
o-BreAtH]

Level 69 Permanoob

an god LOL

Thou shalt harvest the fruits of thy labour, as thee labourest, so shalt thee gain, and thee has laboured good, Fie.

hi im odl to the intwerwebs lolololol

Posted On: 05/26/2009 6:46PM

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Fie

12.05"

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yed On]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

MicRo-BreAtH Posted:

Thou shalt harvest the fruits of thy labour, as thee labourest, so shalt thee gain, and thee has laboured good, Fie.

cool story bro

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Posted On: 05/26/2009 7:08PM

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Lord Shplane

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:)

Worse than Scientology.

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Posted On: 05/26/2009 7:13PM

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MicRo-BreAtH

12.99"

[The temple of MicR-
o-BreAtH]

Level 69 Permanoob

an god LOL

Lord Shplane Posted:

Worse than Scientology.

Of scientology I knowest not, for it be a false religion, while the truth may always sting!

hi im odl to the intwerwebs lolololol

Posted On: 05/29/2009 2:41PM

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MicRo-BreAtH

12.99"

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o-BreAtH]

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an god LOL

Delura Bjorn Posted:

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That art quite right, indeed!

hi im odl to the intwerwebs lolololol

Posted On: 05/29/2009 2:44PM

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MC Banhammer

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MicRo-BreAtH Posted:

Of scientology I knowest not, for it be a false religion

If thou knowest not it, then how knowest you that it be false? Mustn’t thou knowest it first before thou jumpest into conclusions?

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Posted On: 05/29/2009 3:04PM

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mujadaddy

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Who put the bomp in the bomp-sh-bomp-sh-bomp?

~in caput confodemus te~

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-MLF-

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MicRo-BreAtH Posted:

I’m too lazy to write a long, freakingly boring and meaningless book right now, but I’ve decided on what shall be my hymn. This song will forever be known as the hymn of MicRo-BreAtH. (Please note ‘The Hymn of MicRo-BreAtH’ and not ‘The Hymn of Micro-Breath’. Capitalization is vital.)

Sidenote: I was only able to find the song in a live version, but what the Breaven.

Log in to see images! -MLF- edited this message on 05/29/2009 4:01PM

I’M A SIG-DISABLING male reproductive organMONGLER

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Adapt

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Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

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This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in

If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

Posted On: 05/29/2009 4:38PM

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wow thats amazing because approximately 16 Canadians have their appendices removed, when not required, every day.

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Lord Shplane

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:)

Off Topic Posted:

wow thats amazing because approximately 16 Canadians have their appendices removed, when not required, every day.

That’s also interesting because approximately 22 million Australians are fabulous persons every day.

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Posted On: 05/31/2009 6:19AM

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MicRo-BreAtH

12.99"

[The temple of MicR-
o-BreAtH]

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an god LOL

MC Banhammer Posted:

If thou knowest not it, then how knowest you that it be false? Mustn’t thou knowest it first before thou jumpest into conclusions?

That might have beeth the logical conclusion, but thou faileth to considereth that I am, thus The Temple of MicRo-BreAtH beest the true religion, thus making the false religions false!

That thou dost not considereth, shalt one day jumpeth in thy face.

hi im odl to the intwerwebs lolololol

Posted On: 06/09/2009 8:27AM

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MicRo-BreAtH

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o-BreAtH]

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an god LOL

MeatLoafFan Posted:

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There is but one simple way which I mayeth use to answer thy exclaim:
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hi im odl to the intwerwebs lolololol

Posted On: 06/09/2009 8:29AM

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MicRo-BreAtH

12.99"

[The temple of MicR-
o-BreAtH]

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an god LOL

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hi im odl to the intwerwebs lolololol

Posted On: 06/10/2009 5:43PM

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[The temple of MicR-o-BreAtH]

Level 69 Permanoob

an god LOL

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

[The temple of MicR-o-BreAtH]

Level 69 Permanoob

an god LOL

[And The Banned Pla-yed On]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

[The temple of MicR-o-BreAtH]

Level 69 Permanoob

an god LOL

[And The Banned Pla-yed On]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

Level 15 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

[The temple of MicR-o-BreAtH]

Level 69 Permanoob

an god LOL

[The temple of MicR-o-BreAtH]

Level 69 Permanoob

an god LOL

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Level 4 Troll

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Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

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Level 69 Troll

:)

[The temple of MicR-o-BreAtH]

Level 69 Permanoob

an god LOL

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Level 69 Permanoob

an god LOL

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Level 69 Permanoob

an god LOL

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