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Evil Trout Why is Boiling Point such a low value peen?

Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
30

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

Like srsly, I worked hard to get that, and I get less than .2 inches? ;_;

I am displeased.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Probably because it is a peen that any character can gain in 25 days by simply going down the list of forums?

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

scully Posted:

Probably because it is a peen that any character can gain in 25 days by simply going down the list of forums?

Pavilion

Avatar: 74903 2011-07-31 00:19:12 -0400
62

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

scully Posted:

Probably because it is a peen that any character can gain in 25 days by simply going down the list of forums?

Or that you have more than enough length when you add all of the lengths of the other peens.

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

It’s a great peen Log in to see images!.

Yes it was short, but you have to get all the other streak peens to get it, which is like 2 and a half inches when added up.

Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
30

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

scully Posted:

Probably because it is a peen that any character can gain in 25 days by simply going down the list of forums?

25 days dedicated to this. Almost a month of doing the same thing in fwz.

Future Sentrillion Employee gives more, and it’s just clicking the same attacking repeatedly for a couple of hours. The clbum warfare peens give more, and they’re just for pwning a single forum. Spider Man gives almost exactly the same amount, and it’s nowhere NEAR as much work. Internet Attorney is only just below it, and all you need for it is to CLICK SOMETHING ONCE.

It just seems like dedicating yourself to doing something for that length of time should give a larger reward.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Lord Shplane Posted:

25 days dedicated to this. Almost a month of doing the same thing in fwz.

Future Sentrillion Employee gives more, and it’s just clicking the same attacking repeatedly for a couple of hours. The clbum warfare peens give more, and they’re just for pwning a single forum. Spider Man gives almost exactly the same amount, and it’s nowhere NEAR as much work. Internet Attorney is only just below it, and all you need for it is to CLICK SOMETHING ONCE.

It just seems like dedicating yourself to doing something for that length of time should give a larger reward.

But it doesn’t take a month to get to 100 forums pwned. It takes a day. 4 visits. That’s all. Because before that, you got to 96, which had a reward. A small reward, because it takes only 4 visits to get to, after 92. Etc.

You get a pretty big reward when you add them all up. But the individual differentials are tiny.

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

MC Banhammer Posted:

But it doesn’t take a month to get to 100 forums pwned. It takes a day. 4 visits. That’s all. Because before that, you got to 96, which had a reward. A small reward, because it takes only 4 visits to get to, after 92. Etc.

You get a pretty big reward when you add them all up. But the individual differentials are tiny.

*Prize music* WINN-ER! Log in to see images!

*Applause*

Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
30

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

MC Banhammer Posted:

But it doesn’t take a month to get to 100 forums pwned. It takes a day. 4 visits. That’s all. Because before that, you got to 96, which had a reward. A small reward, because it takes only 4 visits to get to, after 92. Etc.

You get a pretty big reward when you add them all up. But the individual differentials are tiny.

A good point, but I’d still like a LITTLE bit more for the last one in the series.

But eh.

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
54

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

If things had gone MY way for forum #100

Log in to see images!

things would have been a lot more interesting.

WoweeZowee

Avatar: Old Man and Crying Baby
12

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

dobnits Posted:

If things had gone MY way for forum #100

Log in to see images!

things would have been a lot more interesting.

not for permanoobs

WoweeZowee edited this message on 05/26/2009 2:56AM

Candy Corn

Avatar: The Pusher's Avatar
24

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Permas and re-res have 3 additional clbum forums, so can always skip the 3 hardest (consumable intensive) if necessary.

CHANANDLER B-
ONG

Avatar: 80870 Fri Feb 20 10:39:15 -0500 2009
10

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Emotionally Stable”

I just want to know what’s taking so long with the 104 E-Peen.

Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
30

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

CHANANDLER BONG Posted:

I just want to know what’s taking so long with the 104 E-Peen.

I’m pretty sure it doesn’t exist.

Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
30

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

dobnits Posted:

If things had gone MY way for forum #100

Log in to see images!

things would have been a lot more interesting.

Also oh male reproductive organ yes we need this right the **** now

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Lord Shplane Posted:

I’m pretty sure it doesn’t exist.

It might be coming. I believe it was only player speculation that the it would stop at 100 forums. And only player decision to stop it at 100. I could be wrong, but I don’t remember an administrator remarking on the subject.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

was Posted:

it was only player speculation that the it would stop at 100 forums

In a conversation I had with ET when I was bringing up to him that 100 was going to be hit shortly, his take was basically “Didn’t Bingebot already post that we were capping the peen at 100? Maybe it was only internal.”

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

MC Banhammer Posted:

In a conversation I had with ET when I was bringing up to him that 100 was going to be hit shortly, his take was basically “Didn’t Bingebot already post that we were capping the peen at 100? Maybe it was only internal.”

I think I saw something way the hell back when (back when all the peens were created), but nothing strongly official…

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Lord Shplane Posted:

Also oh male reproductive organ yes we need this right the **** now

We need more saying like “oh male reproductive organ yes,” lmao.

Honestly though, until items come out that give 2000 Ego there’s no point in a level 40 forum. The 35s already hit over what you can heal with a consumable.

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Shii Posted:

We need more saying like “oh male reproductive organ yes,” lmao.

Honestly though, until items come out that give 2000 Ego there’s no point in a level 40 forum. The 35s already hit over what you can heal with a consumable.

Shii, you are 102% correct. I’m a level 35 Hacker, and it’s bloody hard taking on level 35 forums. Not only the fact that my attacks deal out little damage, but the fact that I’ve had to sacrifice most of my ego in favour of Offense, just so that I can even attempt a 35.

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