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Ban Me This MercWithMouth guy wants me to keep quiet about something

Robok

Avatar: 97222 2010-01-07 13:42:28 -0500
9

[The old goats have-
the stiffest horns
]

Level 40 Troll

I LOVE FALCON!

But you all know that I cannot keep a secret.

Long boring TM from MercWithMouth Posted:

Hey there.

I noticed you were an advanced player and were clanless.

WeChall is holding a raid Saturday, May23, at 0900est.

If you join it and contribute at least 6forum visits, I’ll see to it you get 1bp.

If you join it and bring one other player and you each contribute at least 6forum visits, I’ll see to it you get 2bp.

If you join it and bring two other players and you each contribute at least 6forum visits, I’ll see to it you get 5bp.

And no, you don’t have to join the clan permanently.

Only long enough so that you can participate in the raid.

Anyway, if you’re interested, TM me back and I’ll make you (and your friends) probationary WeChall members.

MercWithMouth in tubmail Posted:

Tell you what…

Come to the clan IRC chatroom following the directions in my 1st tubmail.

do NOT mention that I’m asking for your help so I can get officer-ship, (and you might want to remain hush-hush on BP talk as well… but you will be able to confirm that we want to invite you into WeChall and that the raid will take place tommorow at 0900est.

MercWithMouth Posted:

The BP will come from me.

I’ll get Officer status cuz I did a million things to make me worthy of it so far…

(I’ll show you a link regarding an intra-clan dispute I successfully mediated a few days ago)

and, because I told Quang that if I bring 5 guys to the raid, I want officer status and will throttle him if he doesn’t give it to me.

Are there any other questions I can answer for you?

LOL MErc wants officer status in WeChall hahaha

(Sorry if it was a little tl;dr, it usually is that way with Merc involved.)

Robok edited this message on 05/22/2009 9:38PM

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Robok

Avatar: 97222 2010-01-07 13:42:28 -0500
9

[The old goats have-
the stiffest horns
]

Level 40 Troll

I LOVE FALCON!

He also sent me this:

This is the chat-transcript of me resolving that intra-klan dramatics I was telling you about.

[EDIT: Link removed upon request, some stuff about personal problems and ****. I can’t help it, I’m a nice guy, don’t wan’t anoyone to get in trouble. The chatlog sucked anyway.]

Anyway, please tubmail me with any additional questions you got, or with news you left your klan.

I’ll then send you a klan invite.

It might be something good there, but I didn’t bother to read through all that text

Robok edited this message on 05/23/2009 9:17AM

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Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2015-06-13 02:49:05 -0400
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

derp


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Robok

Avatar: 97222 2010-01-07 13:42:28 -0500
9

[The old goats have-
the stiffest horns
]

Level 40 Troll

I LOVE FALCON!

Dirtanimal Posted:

Wut


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icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
7

[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!


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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

intra-klan dramatics


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Chronic-Boy

Avatar: 128365 2009-10-31 08:19:01 -0400
1

[WeChallNot]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOlOL


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Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

I’m glad I kicked Merc from BoD. That **** is just unreadable.


GO GO GADGET RON PAUL

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Courtney

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[Board of Directors]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Ricket Posted:

I’m glad I kicked Merc from BoD. That **** is just unreadable.

**** yeah it’s unreadable, is that a surprise?

Also, I have never loved you more for kicking his useless bum out. Log in to see images!


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Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

MercWithMouth Posted:

Ricket, dude.

You didn’t kick me out of BoD. Plk tried to— just as I left since she was becoming… too confrontational.

Honestly, one of my few regrets was that you were one of the people I was breaking off from. I liked your gaming style.

That said…

that ‘tubmail’ text you read/didn’t read…?

Mostly doctored. Log in to see images!

see ya around

Ricket Posted:

A little bit of revisionist history, hmm? I kicked you out after the whole Evecharm thing, as no one in the IRC room trusted you or wanted you around. Unless you left at the exact moment I kicked you, you’re seriously mistaken.

Also, brb, posting this ****.


GO GO GADGET RON PAUL

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ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

Ricket Posted:

I’m glad I kicked Merc from BoD. That **** is just unreadable.

aagerrreeedddd

Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

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GO GO GADGET RON PAUL

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Courtney

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[Board of Directors]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Hahahahha Merc denies he got kicked out!?!? He keeps pretending that it didn’t happen, just like how he pretends to be a “lawyer” and pretends to “live in Washington DC.” Just more proof of how delusional he is.


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Chronic-Boy

Avatar: 128365 2009-10-31 08:19:01 -0400
1

[WeChallNot]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

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quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Sup guys?

It appears we have enough raiders for this raid, but if you’re interested feel free to send Merc a tubmail and he’ll invite you Log in to see images!


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 Buying a lot of zomg im so fat.xpeg – 500 each 

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