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Shock MSPAINT RPG - A New Bandwagon

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Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
6

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

I’ve decided to make my own. I’m so awesome. Same thing, I’ll pick the first non-retard submission I see.

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You are standing in a clearing. You are a level 1 peasant with a wooden sword. You are with your sister who has a flower pedal.

There are 3 ways you can go: To the portal to the nether realm, to Corporate America, or to the castle of ultimate wonder.

Where do you go?


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Robok

Avatar: 97222 2010-01-07 13:42:28 -0500
9

[The old goats have-
the stiffest horns
]

Level 40 Troll

I LOVE FALCON!

Stick that sword of yours up your sister’s bum


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AtomicScript-
er

Avatar: 64129 Thu Oct 16 17:05:30 -0400 2008

[Haxxorz Hell]

Level 33 Hacker

This Stays On The Internet

Go somewhere where the graphics are less ****ty than this RPG.

http://forumwarz.com/discussions/view/35767-ms-paint-rpg-plagiarism


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Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
6

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

Robok Posted:

Stick that sword of yours up your sister’s bum

You have sex with your sister.

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She become pregnant, and your incested child kills you.

Luckily, you suddenly go back in time.

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You are standing in a clearing. You are a level 1 peasant with a wooden sword. You are with your sister who has a flower pedal.

There are 3 ways you can go: To the portal to the nether realm, to Corporate America, or to the castle of ultimate wonder.

Where do you go?


I’M A SIG-DISABLING male reproductive organMONGLER

Robok

Avatar: 97222 2010-01-07 13:42:28 -0500
9

[The old goats have-
the stiffest horns
]

Level 40 Troll

I LOVE FALCON!

Stick that sword of yours up your sister’s bum


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-MLF-

Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
6

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

Robok Posted:

Stick that sword of yours up your sister’s bum

C’mon, serious stuff please.


I’M A SIG-DISABLING male reproductive organMONGLER

Potilas

Avatar: 149302 Sun Apr 19 07:42:31 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Walk to the Corporate America and open the door whit a credit card, just like in the movies.

-MLF-

Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
6

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

Potilas Posted:

Walk to the Corporate America and open the door whit a credit card, just like in the movies.

You go to corporate America, it is a madhouse. After the market crash, GM closed all of it’s buildings randomly. It’s like Newark, except slightly better.

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You walk towards a building when an arrow hits you in the head and murders you.

You travel back in time.

The Portal, or the Castle?


I’M A SIG-DISABLING male reproductive organMONGLER

Potilas

Avatar: 149302 Sun Apr 19 07:42:31 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Okay, portal this time.

-MLF-

Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
6

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

Potilas Posted:

Okay, portal this time.

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The guy at the portal informs you that only level 2 players are welcome. You’re disappointed that you can’t go to Corporate America without a shield or helmet, and you can’t go to another dimension in your current state.

Reluctantly, you go to the Castle.

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At the castle, the king is floating by himself. He has 2 guards in front of him. What do you do?


I’M A SIG-DISABLING male reproductive organMONGLER

Robok

Avatar: 97222 2010-01-07 13:42:28 -0500
9

[The old goats have-
the stiffest horns
]

Level 40 Troll

I LOVE FALCON!

Where did your sister go?


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nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

Avatar: nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS's
4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

draw me havin sex w/lots o’women


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nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

Avatar: nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS's
4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

i do not know what this thread is btw i just want someone to draw that for me tia


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

dirtanimal

Avatar: Corset 2
6

Level 22 Camwhore

“The Lady is a Tramp”

wut

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 Posted:

Suck the great times out of the dead bunny’s male reproductive organ to gain temporary hit points.

Edit: If it’s a female bunny, harvest fetal bunnies from it’s womb.


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-MLF-

Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
6

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 Posted:

Suck the great times out of the dead bunny’s male reproductive organ to gain temporary hit points.

Edit: If it’s a female bunny, harvest fetal bunnies from it’s womb.

Oh God no. There are no bunnies anyway.

Robok Posted:

Where did your sister go?

She’s there, I just didn’t feel like drawing her.


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Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
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[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
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Level 35 Troll

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Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
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[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
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Level 35 Troll

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Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
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Level 35 Troll

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Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
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ade A Failure Of A-
Website
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Level 35 Troll

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