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Feature Why isn't there any kind of glbumes meant for Hackers?

TylerP223

Avatar: Code (Green)
7

[WeChall]

Level 33 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

I like Forumwarz but the one thing that drives me nuts is the fact that while Camwhores get access to all the store for glbumes and wind up getting all of the glbumes. Even though everybody but the Emo kids can wear glbumes. Hackers, the one group that should be bumociated with glbumes due to the fat nerd in front of a computer stereotype can’t buy them from the main store. Not that it really matters because there aren’t any that are actually tailored towards Hackers anyways. What gives? I mean if I have to shell out thousands of Flezz in order to get my underpowered Hack Attacks up to spec then why on earth do you give us a slot for a piece of equipment that is only good for everybody else except for wrist slashers and Hackers?! Log in to see images! TylerP223 edited this message on 05/19/2009 5:08PM

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Trolls go through the same thing you do. Just buy them from kyoubai.

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

hackers also have 4 equipment slots. focus on your pp there and use glbumes for ego.

zagerblag

Avatar: 102042 Wed Jun 03 22:55:29 -0400 2009
16

[Board of Directors]

Level 35 Hacker

asdf

spacekadt Posted:

hackers also have 4 equipment slots. focus on your pp there and use glbumes for ego.

Using glbumes for Ego would be a very bad move in the current state of the game. Versnatche Earbleeders are the way to go.

TylerP223 Posted:

I like Forumwarz but the one thing that drives me nuts is the fact that while Camwhores get access to all the store for glbumes and wind up getting all of the glbumes. Even though everybody but the Emo kids can wear glbumes. Hackers, the one group that should be bumociated with glbumes due to the fat nerd in front of a computer stereotype can’t buy them from the main store. Not that it really matters because there aren’t any that are actually tailored towards Hackers anyways. What gives? I mean if I have to shell out thousands of Flezz in order to get my underpowered Hack Attacks up to spec then why on earth do you give us a slot for a piece of equipment that is only good for everybody else except for wrist slashers and Hackers?! Log in to see images!

Agreed. Glbumes are far more bumociated with nerds than ****s; Hackers should be able to buy them and should have Glbumes targeted at them.

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
17

Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

spacekadt Posted:

hackers also have 4 equipment slots. focus on your pp there and use glbumes for ego.

don’t hackers want to wear 4 beast0rs?

which means no hardware slots can give PP?

using wetgear instead seems like it would hurt more than it would help

(finger = wetgear statwise, correct?)

zagerblag

Avatar: 102042 Wed Jun 03 22:55:29 -0400 2009
16

[Board of Directors]

Level 35 Hacker

asdf

generichaxor Posted:

don’t hackers want to wear 4 beast0rs?

which means no hardware slots can give PP?

using wetgear instead seems like it would hurt more than it would help

(finger = wetgear statwise, correct?)

Correct. Hackers are fine in the PP department, as long as they have the crucial Ripro.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Hackers need to make more sense tbh. how do 4 internet cables make up for hardware?

zagerblag

Avatar: 102042 Wed Jun 03 22:55:29 -0400 2009
16

[Board of Directors]

Level 35 Hacker

asdf

CrinkzPipe Posted:

Hackers need to make more sense tbh. how do 4 internet cables make up for hardware?

This game doesn’t pretend to make sense.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

zagerblag Posted:

This game doesn’t pretend to make sense.

Then there wouldn’t be any objections about showing reserve prices in kyoubai.

TylerP223

Avatar: Code (Green)
7

[WeChall]

Level 33 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

All I want is something that is actually targeted towards Hackers, I mean we have all these slots to compensate for our terrible base attack strength. We need as much help as we can get in order to stand a chance in the late game. One question, what exactly is a good set up for a level 15 Hacker that can’t afford to buy Episode II with Flezz to burn?

zagerblag

Avatar: 102042 Wed Jun 03 22:55:29 -0400 2009
16

[Board of Directors]

Level 35 Hacker

asdf

TylerP223 Posted:

All I want is something that is actually targeted towards Hackers, I mean we have all these slots to compensate for our terrible base attack strength. We need as much help as we can get in order to stand a chance in the late game. One question, what exactly is a good set up for a level 15 Hacker that can’t afford to buy Episode II with Flezz to burn?

Move up the equipment chain as fast as you can. Don’t bother with Beast0rs until you want to try .moar farming, but use Polka Dot Boxes for rollover. Always check Kyoubai for better prices. You should first aim for Haxtor HXXs, then a Riprogrammatori, then Versnatche Earbleeders, then Pink Floyd (off of Kyoubai). A Prosthetic Finger should fit in there somewhere around when you run into Processing Power problems. Don’t use Hardware for PP.

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

.moar files give more than enough PP

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

I think the earbleeders should give a little PP, say 30, simply because they involve technology.

TylerP223

Avatar: Code (Green)
7

[WeChall]

Level 33 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

I thought you couldn’t get surgery done until you got into episode 2. Like I said I can’t afford to buy Episode 2, and if I ever do get enough money to buy it Episode 3 will have came out and then all my current stuff will be useless. I also just bought my first HXX hard drive today, yesterday I bought the the HX model below it so I really am raking in the money on roll overs with the 4 polka boxes and tweaked .moar file setup

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

zagerblag Posted:

Don’t bother with Beast0rs until you want to try .moar farming, but use Polka Dot Boxes for rollover.

Umm… Beast0rs have the same Luck as Polka Dot Boxes, so there’s really no need for both.

TylerP223 Posted:

I thought you couldn’t get surgery done until you got into episode 2.

If you buy one on Kyoubai it should unlock the slot for you. I think.

MC Banhammer edited this message on 05/21/2009 5:54PM

TylerP223

Avatar: Code (Green)
7

[WeChall]

Level 33 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

Quick question, how do you use books anyways do you equip them or what? And, just out of curiosity, seeing as the 69 visit upgrade is under Illegal Game Enhancements does it screw with you ability to play competitively?

TylerP223 edited this message on 05/21/2009 6:36PM

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

TylerP223 Posted:

you equip them

TylerP223

Avatar: Code (Green)
7

[WeChall]

Level 33 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

Damn, MC Banhammer you are really fast! Did you see my edit though? And is there a better way for non Episode 2 players to make money other than Jewish bastard? I mean, it is getting kind of boring to spend all my visits at HJ’s. ANy ideas other than Kyoubai? If not what can I get right now to put up for sail that would make decent cash?

TylerP223 edited this message on 05/21/2009 6:40PM

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

TylerP223 Posted:

Damn, MC Banhammer you are really fast! Did you see my edit though? And is there a better way for non Episode 2 players to make money other than Jewish bastard? I mean, it is getting kind of boring to spend all my visits at HJ’s. ANy ideas other than Kyoubai? If not what can I get right now to put up for sail that would make decent cash?

ALL cheats DQ you from competition.

Best ways to make money are take jobs pwning high-credit forums (not repeating a forum on a given day) which give you good .moar drops and max your Charisma, then Luck, at rollover.

Samildanach

Avatar: 143751 Tue May 19 21:18:21 -0400 2009
11

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

MC Banhammer Posted:

ALL cheats DQ you from competition.

Best ways to make money are take jobs pwning high-credit forums (not repeating a forum on a given day) which give you good .moar drops and max your Charisma, then Luck, at rollover.

P much this. Also, don’t bother buying incremental hacker equipment, if you can avoid it. Get the best you can afford for one slot, then repeat. Keep your Upkeep fairly high, because you’ve got more EQ to wear out than any other clbum, and the repairs will cost you eventually. Luck is cheap, in terms of upgrade points. Put plenty in there.

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