Chawin Posted:

wizards, goatse, gay sex, tentacle sex, ghost sex, ghosts, goats, dogs,

[i]a story by me chawin ps. this isnt copy pasta i am writing this right now

there once was a magical wizard who lived in a field because he was quirky like that. he owned a dog and a goat, he called the dog doggy and he called the goat greg. one day when he was doing wizardy stuff he found a spooky and mysterious tower, the kind thats really scary and noone would never go in. steve (thats the wizard btw) wasnt like anyone else though because he was a wizard so he went to the tower and knocked on the door.

KNOCK KNOCK KNmale reproductive organ

noone was in which wasnt a surpise to steve the magician because it was obviously haunted so there was no actual people there. steve used a magic fireball to BLAST down the door and the door fell over. steve doggy and greg went inside greg going mehhhh and doggy going woof because they were very scared.

its ok said steve its only a spooky tower

they walked up the spiral staircase and found a deserted bedroom which was neatly made and clean. steve found this spooky because he knew only magic could keep a derelict house clean and he was afraid of a magic battle. it was ok though because doggy and greg were magicians too. thats another story because they use to be steves friends but it was a bad spell he cast lets not go there. anyway the three of them walked into the room and the door SLAMMED shut behind them. doggy and greg subsequently pooped themselves.

all of a sudden the bedcloths flew up into the air and caught on fire and then the fire turned into a scary naked female flame ghost who was really sexy but really scary.

hello said the ghost as she played with her clitorus are you here to satisfy my every need

yes said steve i am here to do that

greg and doggy ate their poop

but then BANG the cubbord doors flew open and trevor appeared naked and everyone was all wtf is going on especially doggy and greg because they were animals. well they werent but like i said its another story.

as the sexy fire lady ghost steve greg and doggy watched trevor bent over and stretched his bum really wide and everyone saw his colon and **** and it was disgusting. then thousands of tentacles flew out and they penetrated steve through his mouth and bum and held him up like a spitroast. trevor did this to greg too but greg is a goat so the sexy fire lady ****ed greg and then burnt and ate him.

doggy was all wtf but the sexy fire ghost wanted more so she stroked his large doggy wizard male reproductive organ and felated him and then let him stick it deep inside her mouth woman's genitals and bum and then came all over her fire chest.

while this was going on steve was being super raped but he didnt mind because it was tervor and its one of those things trevor does. then the sexy fire lady fisted trevor too hard and he exploded into fire so it was just sexy fire ghost and steve. by now steve had a 10inch long erection and was like

sexy fire lady ghost i want to **** you till you explode

ok said the sexy fire lady ghost

so she lay on the bed and they did it in all kinds of positions and she orgasmed like 100 times because steve is a magician and dw he didnt get burnt he used a fire spell to protect himself. then she gave him a tit job and he came in her mouth and then double fisted her so she could orgasm once more.

doggy was a bit bored so he masturbated in the corner. oh wait was doggy dead i cant remember.

anyway steve left the tower and went home with doggy and greg but i think theyre both dead so he just ate them.

btw the sexy fire lady ghost remembers this every night and fingers herself and its awesome because she uses a vibrator and everything

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great story mate

the only story ever worth saving ended like this

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Once we were upstairs in the bathroom we put on the creams on our

bodies. I quickly got my breasts back and Tina’s crotch was healed up. The

only side effect was that Tina couldn’t have an orgasm for 12 hours or she

would turn into an ice sculpture like I did last time. I then heard May

downstairs. Since the night was already over, we decided that it was time

to get dressed and head home.

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gigerth i challenge you to a rap battle

gigerth Posted:

i challenge you to make a good post

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k bro

uhm too bad fwz is headed into a golden age of good posting basically entirely on my shoulders. Come back when uve contributed something ok/

entirely on your shoulders lol

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

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