1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

I would like to see a good post on this forum. Make it happen:

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Write a short, FUNNY text post (not a pic, though you can include pics/emotes). I’m thinking a couple paragraphs, but if it’s good I won’t care how long it is. I don’t care if you choose something else, but I’ll say write it as “something that happened to you” (fictional). You can write in-character or not. You’re not being judged on grammar, but creativity, style, and humor.

The winning entry gets 3bps.

Contest ends on July 1st at whatever time in the morning I end it.

There is no limit to number of entries, but don’t spam.

I am the judge. There will not be a community vote.

Everyone is encouraged to empty-quote posts they like and troll posts they don’t (trolling is allowed). The empty-quoting is in case a post started off terrible and I just stopped reading it (yes, I will probably do that). The trolling is because I’m against anti-trolling regulations and a member of the Forumz Reformist Movement. Also, please – if you think something is copied from somewhere, speak up.

4chan ****/memes will not win. A story about molesting a child will disqualify you from the contest. If your post turns into a Rickroll or Fresh Prince, it will not win.

If you want to post in-character on different alts, go ahead. This character was cheated on and I am not eligible for the Flamebate epeen/leaderboard, so you are not working against yourself or your friends by posting in this thread. This contest is solely for my entertainment. Dance, puppets.

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ChilePepino Posted:

hoew meuhc iss theid affecetd bey the fact you dieesliek my pobumts.

I don’t dislike your posts, I’m just tired of deciphering them. I don’t think it would be best to post in-character on that alt, though. Log in to see images!

zagerblag Posted:

And yes, I am aware that this can’t win.

I said no spamming.

A good post on flamebate? That’s about as likely as George W. Bush getting reelected president. You straight trippin’ boo.

fine upstanding member of society Mac Posted:

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So there I was, standing at the gates of hell. Before I walked into eternal death, I decided to look over my life again, and resist the urge to plead against my judgement.

I was a good boy, and always was polite. Once, I did steal something, but it was mine in the first place. Then, when I was sixteen, I saw something I never wish I had. Porn of the worst kind. I hate it, now that I think about it, but it may have been for the best.

I sighed, and walked into the building of ‘Furries United’

Professor Commie PhD Posted:

Oh man, that was horrible on so many levels.

I winced for real.

Tesfan Posted:

beep boop i am a flamebate poster *fartz*

*scratchez belly* *burps* *dies a virgin*

Might as well do this to prevent other fabulous persons from doing it.

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This one time. 1337lol made a thread to be funny. Yet the people who write funny stuff refuse to post.