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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

MC Banhammer Posted:

Uh oh. If you can’t think of too much for the conversations, etc., that doesn’t bode well for the entertainment value of Ep3 Log in to see images!

Hey! No trolling in CD! Log in to see images!

And I meant I can’t think of much that hasn’t already been said. (As you of course are aware.)

Page 6 sniper.

PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
8

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Troll

You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

Update: Episode 3 will be about half the size of Episode 2.
It will cost twice as much.
All new forums will come straight from Forumbuildr.
The new battle system will only be availible to those who donate due to storyline issues.
There will be a special appearance by popular band Smash Mouth.
In a sequence similar to episode 2’s court room, the player must complete a game of solitaire before the game can properly start.
Episode 3 will bring over 20 new rules to Flamebate.
The current overarching theme for Episode 3 is that it’s okay to cry.
For the purpose of difficulty, the level cap will be lowered to 26 and the forum difficulties will range from 1 to 72.
The word “fabulous person” appears in the scripts 2,392 times.
The word “male reproductive organ” and it’s slang forms appear 7,239 times.
The word “ream” appears 401 times.
The word woman's genitals and it’s slang forms do not appear at all.
It will be revealed that the previous two episodes were only a dream.
The new plotline will revolve around doing data entry for a market research firm.
PhineasPoe edited this message on 07/09/2009 2:02PM

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

^^^^^^WoW

PhineasPoe Posted:

Update: Episode 3 will be about half the size of Episode 2.
It will cost twice as much.
All new forums will come straight from Forumbuildr.
The new battle system will only be availible to those who donate due to storyline issues.
There will be a special appearance by popular band Smash Mouth.
In a sequence similar to episode 2’s court room, the player must complete a game of solitaire before the game can properly start.
Episode 3 will bring over 20 new rules to Flamebate.
The current overarching theme for Episode 3 is that it’s okay to cry.
For the purpose of difficulty, the level cap will be lowered to 26 and the forum difficulties will range from 1 to 72.
The word “fabulous person” appears in the scripts 2,392 times.
The word “male reproductive organ” and it’s slang forms appear 7,239 times.
The word “ream” appears 401 times.
The word woman's genitals and it’s slang forms do not appear at all.
It will be revealed that the previous two episodes were only a dream.
The new plotline will revolve around doing data entry for a market research firm.


hahaha

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

PhineasPoe Posted:

Update: Episode 3 will be about half the size of Episode 2.
It will cost twice as much.
All new forums will come straight from Forumbuildr.
The new battle system will only be availible to those who donate due to storyline issues.
There will be a special appearance by popular band Smash Mouth.
In a sequence similar to episode 2’s court room, the player must complete a game of solitaire before the game can properly start.
Episode 3 will bring over 20 new rules to Flamebate.
The current overarching theme for Episode 3 is that it’s okay to cry.
For the purpose of difficulty, the level cap will be lowered to 26 and the forum difficulties will range from 1 to 72.
The word “fabulous person” appears in the scripts 2,392 times.
The word “male reproductive organ” and it’s slang forms appear 7,239 times.
The word “ream” appears 401 times.
The word woman's genitals and it’s slang forms do not appear at all.
It will be revealed that the previous two episodes were only a dream.
The new plotline will revolve around doing data entry for a market research firm.


I thought there was no Trolling in CD Log in to see images! Skyman747 edited this message on 07/09/2009 2:20PM

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

Skyman747 Posted:

I thought there was no Trolling in CD Log in to see images!

it’s a serious post

Making a joke =/= trolling

Who’s going to get angry or upset at that post?

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

PhineasPoe Posted:

Update: Episode 3 will be about half the size of Episode 2.

It will cost twice as much.

The new battle system will only be availible to those who donate due to storyline issues.

That’s what I thought was trolling.

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

Skyman747 Posted:

That’s what I thought was trolling.

stop being a crybaby, PhineasPoe made a joke.

PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
8

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Troll

You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

Also, I’m a part of the apprentice team, so it’s like making fun of your brother or something.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

I was going to post a confirmation of everything pp posted but then I thought about it and realized I am loathe to risk one of seven mods deciding its trolling and banning me.

also wheeeeeeLog in to see images!

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

in this page: proof that you have to be careful with what you post in CD and can’t really post freely

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

its an obvious joke that isn’t trolling anyone.

there is a difference between being a jerk and being a clever-clogs. (phineas is the second one ITT)


why is it so hard for people to tell the difference 99% of the time.

oh right, internet and site content.

TUBSWEETIE edited this message on 07/09/2009 3:20PM

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

its an obvious joke that isn’t trolling anyone.

there is a difference between being a jerk and being a clever-clogs. (phineas is the second one ITT)


why is it so hard for people to tell the difference 99% of the time.

oh right, internet and site content.

It’s hard to tell the difference when the “difference” is different for each person.

Anyway, hope you like the new changes. Phineas was at the helm for most of those, so you can talk to him if it turns out to be less than expected content-wise. Log in to see images!

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

Shii Posted:

Anyway, hope you like the new changes. Phineas was at the helm for most of those, so you can talk to him if it turns out to be less than expected content-wise. Log in to see images!

This is exactly the kind of commentary i didn’t want to see about the aprentice stuff. If it not as good as expected we don’t have to talk to Phineas, it’s JB’s work.

That’s a very comfortable place for JB to be, isn’t it? “You don’t like it??” Blame the apprentice”. Not very nice…....

plk

Avatar: 9972 2010-01-24 16:28:42 -0500
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

ChilePepino Posted:

This is exactly the kind of commentary i didn’t want to see about the aprentice stuff. If it not as good as expected we don’t have to talk to Phineas, it’s JB’s work.

That’s a very comfortable place for JB to be, isn’t it? “You don’t like it??” Blame the apprentice”. Not very nice…....

Shii was only joking.

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

These are very trying times.

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

plk Posted:

Shii was only joking.

The comment, joke or not, stands. “Blame Phineas (or other apprentice for that matter) if you don’t like the content.

Anyways, I’m really expectant at what will turn out of this, and since I enjoyed both episodes my hopes are that I will like the next one as well.

ChilePepino edited this message on 07/09/2009 8:27PM

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

PhineasPoe Posted:

Update: Episode 3 will be about half the size of Episode 2.
It will cost twice as much.
All new forums will come straight from Forumbuildr.
The new battle system will only be availible to those who donate due to storyline issues.
There will be a special appearance by popular band Smash Mouth.
In a sequence similar to episode 2’s court room, the player must complete a game of solitaire before the game can properly start.
Episode 3 will bring over 20 new rules to Flamebate.
The current overarching theme for Episode 3 is that it’s okay to cry.
For the purpose of difficulty, the level cap will be lowered to 26 and the forum difficulties will range from 1 to 72.
The word “fabulous person” appears in the scripts 2,392 times.
The word “male reproductive organ” and it’s slang forms appear 7,239 times.
The word “ream” appears 401 times.
The word woman's genitals and it’s slang forms do not appear at all.
It will be revealed that the previous two episodes were only a dream.
The new plotline will revolve around doing data entry for a market research firm.


Geez Chile, I was talking about THESE ^^^^^^ changes; lighten up.

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

Shii Posted:

Geez Chile, I was talking about THESE ^^^^^^ changes; lighten up.

read my post above I’m “lightened up”.

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